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Harpie
01/18/18 7:57:45 PM
#52:


DocileOrangeCup posted...
https://tinyurl.com/y996elmm

MARRIED COUPLES DONT GO ON BREAKS, CORNMAN

CarlGrimes posted...
And I don't know you either. We will be on even ground.

Hmm, okay. Meet me at the Amazon book store in Seattle tomorrow at 2pm

thronedfire2 posted...
If you tried to get it you probably could

I seriously doubt it

Anime_Killer17 posted...
Are you ready for the best minute of your life followed by 2 hours of consoling me while I cry about not making it the best two minutes? ;)

A true Chad would brag about how that was the best 1 minute of my life

LJRENEGADE posted...
Harpie posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
Limitless Chad dick only comes to those who are attractive.

no no no no
it's "the average woman" gets blasted by limitless Chad dick
not attractive women

What do attractive women get then?

idk im not an incel
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DocileOrangeCup
01/18/18 7:58:57 PM
#53:


Harpie posted...
MARRIED COUPLES DONT GO ON BREAKS, CORNMAN

THIS IS WHY I DID IT IN THE FIRST PLACE

YOU ALWAYS THINK OF ME AS A CORNMAN AND NOT A CORN humanbeing
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ImTheMacheteGuy
01/18/18 7:59:47 PM
#54:


Harpie posted...
Oh that was a fake setup aided by some of the other cegals to see if I could get a 500 topic in four hours


lol nice
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Harpie
01/18/18 8:00:02 PM
#55:


Veggeta_MAX posted...
TC gonna act like she don't constantly get inboxed, PM, DM, emails, texts, calls and all the attention in the world.

I really don't.

ImCallingYouOut posted...
-goes beyond below average to below bad
-one of the worst personalities ever
-immature
-craves attention to an unhealthy level
-extremely indecisive

hmm wonder y tbh

Ikr! I don't understand it

DarkChozoGhost posted...
If you went on a dating app, you could most definitely get some chad dick lined up within the hour. You wouldn't get a boyriend, but just getting some chad dick would be easy.

Hmm, maybe. If I was upfront about it then I could probably get laid in a few days
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Vegy
01/18/18 8:00:50 PM
#56:


Harpie posted...
Nah the 500 idea was mine, but the reject topic was another girl's. I closed it because it felt wrong to me
And that's how the drunk will I fuck you topic was born

Who's idea was dis topic?
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Muffinz0rz
01/18/18 8:02:42 PM
#57:


Harpie posted...
Check your pms

I did

They're empty

As always
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Harpie
01/18/18 8:03:34 PM
#58:


MachoManSavage posted...
I'm probably as Chad as you coukd get on thjs board, and I've heard nothing apart from bad things from being a gym going, leopard wearing Chad. No one likes Chads.

Do girls even want the limitless chad dick?

Well, Chad's aren't as bad as everyone says. Anyone decent looking and good with women is considered a Chad. Girls like Chad's if they act normal lol

DocileOrangeCup posted...
Harpie posted...
MARRIED COUPLES DONT GO ON BREAKS, CORNMAN

THIS IS WHY I DID IT IN THE FIRST PLACE

YOU ALWAYS THINK OF ME AS A CORNMAN AND NOT A CORN humanbeing

OHH YOU'RE ALWAYS THE VICTIM, CORN "HUMAN BEAN" IT'S ALL WAH WAH WAH FROM YOU

ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Harpie posted...
Oh that was a fake setup aided by some of the other cegals to see if I could get a 500 topic in four hours


lol nice

q:
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Harpie
01/18/18 8:04:34 PM
#60:


Vegy posted...
Harpie posted...
Nah the 500 idea was mine, but the reject topic was another girl's. I closed it because it felt wrong to me
And that's how the drunk will I fuck you topic was born

Who's idea was dis topic?

Not saying, sorry vegy q:

Muffinz0rz posted...
Harpie posted...
Check your pms

I did

They're empty

As always

Okay check your dms for real this time
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Panthera
01/18/18 8:05:14 PM
#61:


I recommend actually going to Chad

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chad
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Eat More Beef
01/18/18 8:06:45 PM
#62:


Dear TC:

These topics are getting rather off the chain. I hope you're doing well in your personal life and this isn't some cry for help.

Your friend, Beef.
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Harpie
01/18/18 8:07:30 PM
#63:


Eat More Beef posted...
Dear TC:

These topics are getting rather off the chain. I hope you're doing well in your personal life and this isn't some cry for help.

Your friend, Beef.

I'm doing fine, thank you. I just like making topics that entertain me q:
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DocileOrangeCup
01/18/18 8:07:55 PM
#64:


Harpie posted...
OHH YOU'RE ALWAYS THE VICTIM, CORN "HUMAN BEAN" IT'S ALL WAH WAH WAH FROM YOU

CqYJwJy
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CapnMuffin
01/18/18 8:08:34 PM
#65:


Did you fill out the request form?
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Eat More Beef
01/18/18 8:08:37 PM
#66:


Harpie posted...
Eat More Beef posted...
Dear TC:

These topics are getting rather off the chain. I hope you're doing well in your personal life and this isn't some cry for help.

Your friend, Beef.

I'm doing fine, thank you. I just like making topics that entertain me q:


Then please carry on. Any particular way I can help with tonights entertainment?
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Vegy
01/18/18 8:10:03 PM
#67:


Harpie posted...
Not saying, sorry vegy q:

I'm scared at what da CEgal revolution will bring to CE dis year

have mercy on me pls
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Harpie
01/18/18 8:11:20 PM
#68:


DocileOrangeCup posted...
Harpie posted...
OHH YOU'RE ALWAYS THE VICTIM, CORN "HUMAN BEAN" IT'S ALL WAH WAH WAH FROM YOU

CqYJwJy

EOA3mrw

CapnMuffin posted...
Did you fill out the request form?

"Application denied"

:(

Eat More Beef posted...
Harpie posted...
Eat More Beef posted...
Dear TC:

These topics are getting rather off the chain. I hope you're doing well in your personal life and this isn't some cry for help.

Your friend, Beef.

I'm doing fine, thank you. I just like making topics that entertain me q:


Then please carry on. Any particular way I can help with tonights entertainment?

Idk you can gimme some popcorn
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Pepys Monster
01/18/18 8:12:30 PM
#70:


How to get limitless Chad dick if you're a girl:

1) Make a Tinder
2) Match with every guy you swipe right on
3) Say "yes" when a Chad messages you
4) Have a Chad delivered to your door

It's sadly that easy. Getting laid as a guy requires a miracle (if you're not Chad).
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DocileOrangeCup
01/18/18 8:14:09 PM
#71:


Harpie posted...
pic

This is what our baby will look like

r3osTTY
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Wolf_J_Flywheel
01/18/18 8:15:34 PM
#72:


BAD DlCK
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GODTIER
01/18/18 8:16:37 PM
#74:


Because u live in Seattle and everyone over there is too fancy pants liberal to have sex with each other out of fear of offending someone
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LJRENEGADE
01/18/18 8:17:12 PM
#75:


Try to get limited Chad dick instead
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Muffinz0rz
01/18/18 8:18:05 PM
#76:


Harpie posted...
Okay check your dms for real this time

Nice
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Pepys Monster
01/18/18 8:20:20 PM
#77:


CrimsonRage posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
How to get limitless Chad dick if you're a girl:

1) Make a Tinder
2) Match with every guy you swipe right on
3) Say "yes" when a Chad messages you
4) Have a Chad delivered to your door

It's sadly that easy. Getting laid as a guy requires a miracle (if you're not Chad).


Not all get Chads tho.

Some seem to only get, let's say, Ethans...

Maybe ugly girls have a harder time getting Chads. But as a 10/10 bae, Harpie would have no problem.
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DocileOrangeCup
01/18/18 8:21:19 PM
#78:


Muffinz0rz posted...
Harpie posted...
Okay check your dms for real this time

Nice

No fair

Well I got kaybelf nudes once so ha
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masticatingman
01/18/18 8:23:28 PM
#79:


Get on Okcupid, put out a vague but polite profile, put out 4-5 very favorable pics, and just keep it so that it shows youre online. Wait for a few hours and you can get plenty of possible dates.
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Muffinz0rz
01/18/18 8:24:30 PM
#80:


masticatingman posted...
Get on Okcupid, put out a vague but polite profile, put out 4-5 very favorable pics, and just keep it so that it shows youre online. Wait for a few hours and you can get plenty of possible dates.

Actually that doesn't work any more, she has to "like" people back in order to see their messages
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Eat More Beef
01/18/18 9:47:41 PM
#81:


Harpie posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Harpie posted...
OHH YOU'RE ALWAYS THE VICTIM, CORN "HUMAN BEAN" IT'S ALL WAH WAH WAH FROM YOU

CqYJwJy

EOA3mrw

CapnMuffin posted...
Did you fill out the request form?

"Application denied"

:(

Eat More Beef posted...
Harpie posted...
Eat More Beef posted...
Dear TC:

These topics are getting rather off the chain. I hope you're doing well in your personal life and this isn't some cry for help.

Your friend, Beef.

I'm doing fine, thank you. I just like making topics that entertain me q:


Then please carry on. Any particular way I can help with tonights entertainment?

Idk you can gimme some popcorn


I actually have popcorn at my house. Sadly, I cannot fax it to you. Anything else?
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