Current Events > The Graveyard Shifter's Stomping Grounds - Post-midnight topic v1

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well idk what other night auditors do

but my job is front desking + basic data entry + putting together reports for managers in the morning

then setting up the breakfast bar in the morning and making sure coffee is made
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Xbox One only atm
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...

well idk what other night auditors do

but my job is front desking + basic data entry + putting together reports for managers in the morning

then setting up the breakfast bar in the morning and making sure coffee is made

This. You must work at a higher quality establishment than me though. I just have to print out a couple credit card reports, staple and put them in a cabinet.
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Almost time to go home. I can't wait. Tonight kinda sucked. :-/

I'm not feeling great in general. I'm all congested and while (thankfully) it hasn't gone to my throat yet, I've been blowing my nose raw all night. Add to it the fact that the heater apparently broke during the day some time yesterday. It's not like I'm sitting here shivering all night, but it's just cold enough to be uncomfortable. And 9 hours of being just slightly too cold and uncomfortable has given me a massive headache on top of the congestion. Ugh...I just wanna go home, take some Nyquil, and crash. ;_;

Another hour to go...
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I'm ready for bed, gonna try to be asleep by 9
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...

well idk what other night auditors do

but my job is front desking + basic data entry + putting together reports for managers in the morning

then setting up the breakfast bar in the morning and making sure coffee is made

Oh I see

I was expecting something more to do with taxes and shit. Guess the word 'auditor' threw me <_<
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teepan95 posted...

YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...

well idk what other night auditors do

but my job is front desking + basic data entry + putting together reports for managers in the morning

then setting up the breakfast bar in the morning and making sure coffee is made

Oh I see

I was expecting something more to do with taxes and shit. Guess the word 'auditor' threw me <_<

well there's a bit of auditing involved in keeping numbers even and counting the cash register i guess lol
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todays just really not good ce ugh
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I am currently in Asia so niteCE is my dayCE so weird
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love being drunk in themornig
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...

teepan95 posted...

YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...

well idk what other night auditors do

but my job is front desking + basic data entry + putting together reports for managers in the morning

then setting up the breakfast bar in the morning and making sure coffee is made

Oh I see

I was expecting something more to do with taxes and shit. Guess the word 'auditor' threw me <_<

well there's a bit of auditing involved in keeping numbers even and counting the cash register i guess lol

Yeah, that's true

Never try to create a ppt-presentation while you're ill <_<
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im very drunk rn
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man i feel horrible
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Had a wonderful experience with a lady customer yesterday just before I got off in the morning.

Her: *grabs a bunch of Monster energy drinks, drops them haphazardly on the counter*
Her: I'm getting 12. *goes back to get the rest*
Me: (oh...I can already tell this is gonna be fun...) *starts collecting them and putting them into a bag*
Her: *returns with the other half, drops them all over the counter again*
Her: There. And just give me all of the Marlboro 27's you've got that are on sale up there.
Me: *silently prays "thank you, oh gracious God, for giving me the opportunity to bring your divine karma down on a bitch this glorious morning"*
Me: There's a limit of 3 deals on cigarettes per customer.
Her: What? That's fucking bullshit! I buy cartons of those fucking things from here and the other station down the road all the fucking time! I spend hundreds of dollars in this place! You'll give me every one you have!
Me: I'm sorry, ma'am, but I can only give you 3.
Her: Fuck you! I come here all the time! I've never had a problem with this before! That blond girl that's here always gives me as many as I want!
Me: Ma'am, I don't know what to tell you. There's a limit of 3 per customer. That's the rule, and it's written plain as day right here. *points to sign on the cigarette shelf that says "Maximum 3 packs per deal per customer"*
Her: That's fucking bullshit and you know it!
Me: Listen, I'll give you 3, but that's all I can do. *reaches for the Marlboro 27s, only to find they're not even on sale, the Marlboro Southern Cut next to them are*
Me: Well, it looks like it doesn't matter either way, because we don't have any 27s on sale anyway.
Her: Yes you do, they're right there!
Me: *points to the 27s with no sales*
Her: Right next to those, idiot! Are you fucking stupid?
Me: No ma'am. These are Marlboro Southern Cuts. Not blend 27s. And if I'm the idiot, how come I'm not the one who just made herself walk out of here empty handed? Have a nice day.
Her: EXCUSE ME?!?
Me: *taking the bags of Monster off the counter* I believe I just did. You're excused. Have a nice day.
Her: I know the owner! I'm going to come back tomorrow and you're going to be fucking fired! You are the worst employee I've ever seen! I spend hundreds of dollars here! Your ass is screwed!
Me: Door's to your right. Take care!

There is literally a 0.000000000% chance that my job is in danger. The boss fucking loves me. Last time I had a customer like this he gave me $20 for having to deal with them and said he was glad it was me and not a couple of the other people that work here because they never would have been able to handle it. XD I just wish I could see the look on her face if she comes in to bitch and the owner basically laughs at her.

EDIT: I should note, the smile never left my face the entire time. I was genuinely thoroughly enjoying myself. XD I love when reality slaps people in the face who are hostile bitches for absolutely no reason.
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Oh yeah

Needlessly entitled and pompous, hostile people are the best

"I'M A PLATINUM MEMBER WAH WAH WAH"

etc

so annoying

you dun gud sir
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where my nightowls at
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I'd hate to work somewhere where I have to deal with people
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am i the only one that gets really horny late at night
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where are my nightcrawlers at

teepan95 posted...

I'd hate to work somewhere where I have to deal with people

yes that's why i chose one where i'd barely meet anyone
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hello is this book choi
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...

am i the only one that gets really horny late at night

Umm...since I'm working, I definitely don't. O_o
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idk even working i get urges

and stirrings

eheu
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I work 6pm to 5am.
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...

where are my nightcrawlers at

teepan95 posted...

I'd hate to work somewhere where I have to deal with people

yes that's why i chose one where i'd barely meet anyone

My dream job is to work in a lab somewhere where I don't have to talk to anyone I don't want to
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Paging the Night Watch
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im here
i was just gonna wait until after midnight to post but now you've bumped it
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I thought it was past midnight <_< stupid time zones

Anyway, going to Uni yesterday despite not feeling well was a bad idea. Currently lying in bed
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making sure no one says shit or fuck on this cut. gonna be a wild night.
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squad
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time for another night of monotony
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What the hell

Security found a girl who was in rough shape
Her said her whole body hurts and couldn't remember anything
just woke up in the area

Police and EMTs are checking up on her now, they bringin the bed thing in to take her to the hospital

I assume the worst given how her pants were in a compromising position (noticeably) when she stumbled in with security
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Holy shit

I hope it turns out to be nothing :(
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it wasnt
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i probably won't be finding out more about what happened

it was intense though

i deduced she was probably like drugged at a party or something
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I'm eating poppy seed cake for lunch
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i didn't eat anything
i'm really hungry but i dont feel like eating

does that make any sense
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I did office security for like 4 years... spent a lot of time on CE.

What's the craziest thing that's happened to you on a night shift?
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well last night there was the debacle with the (i've now decided) drugged up girl from last night
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I got to watch some dude get arrested tonight.

He came in and said he was out of gas and had managed to coast into the station and make it to the pump. But he couldn't find his wallet, so he couldn't pay for gas. He asked if it was alright if he just chilled in the store until Triple-A showed up. About 2 seconds later a cop walked in, said "are you Justin? Mind if we step outside and talk for a second?" They went outside and the cop promptly had him turn around and pulled out the cuffs. O_o

A few minutes later I saw one of the cops get in his car, start it up, and pull it around the side of the building out of the way to park it. So apparently he wasn't out of gas after all. XD I'm guessing he was hoping to use that as an excuse with me in order to hopefully hang out inside and out of sight until the coast was clear. Obviously didn't work out for him, though.

Never did find out what he did. Cop just said there was a warrant out for him, but wouldn't give me any details. :-/
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tell me why i always quick spot dudes that walk in late at night to the hotel
if i don't recognize them as guests

always look at their shoes, its one of the biggest indicators
then check their hips and waist to check for concealed weapons
watch their hands
and then finally look em in the eyes briefly to check for nervousness

you just never know these days
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...

i didn't eat anything
i'm really hungry but i dont feel like eating

does that make any sense

I get that a lot too
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we were too quiet tonight

i think it takes certain personality types to do nightshift work as it is
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...

we were too quiet tonight

i think it takes certain personality types to do nightshift work as it is

I was playing games all night. Just picked up Dragon's Dogma Dark Arisen and spent most of the night getting mods set up and crafting my character. Barely even got into the game itself yet.
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still haven't tried mods on that game

it's really fun regardless

i wish the online game was released for play here
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I never heard much about the online one. How similar is it to the standard game?

And I originally started trying to get a bunch of individual mods, but in the end I decided to pretty much just go with the one compilation mod by Huntercrux on the Nexus.

- new body textures for both male and female (no ugly-ass scar, higher quality textures in general)
- better GUI and icons
- better "glow" from light sources so they're actually useful
- indicator in inventory showing what's clothing and what's armor
- no carry weight (fuck weight limits in literally every game ever...I've never played a game where I liked that element)
- higher jump, unlimited sprinting
- tweaks to augments, weal, prosperity, and level-up stat gains

It was pretty much everything I was looking for, tbh. Made it pretty simple. Wish I'd seen it sooner before I spent an hour or two looking through the individual mods. >_<
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...

we were too quiet tonight

i think it takes certain personality types to do nightshift work as it is

What kind of personality?
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teepan95 posted...

YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...

we were too quiet tonight

i think it takes certain personality types to do nightshift work as it is

What kind of personality?

Basically...introverts. People who are perfectly content spending long periods of time occupied by little more than their own thoughts.

That vast majority of night shift positions are pretty lonely affairs. There's not many night jobs that involve groups of people working together. You might have a few in the same building, but they're typically split up and doing their own thing and just happen to be there at the same time.
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honestly i get a little bored at night when there's not a soul in sight

some nights i don't see anyone other than the newspaper delivery guy and security guards
all night
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playing breath of the wild for the last hour or so of my shift

not as fun with the constant interruptions
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Aristoph posted...

teepan95 posted...

YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...

we were too quiet tonight

i think it takes certain personality types to do nightshift work as it is

What kind of personality?

Basically...introverts. People who are perfectly content spending long periods of time occupied by little more than their own thoughts.

That vast majority of night shift positions are pretty lonely affairs. There's not many night jobs that involve groups of people working together. You might have a few in the same building, but they're typically split up and doing their own thing and just happen to be there at the same time.

That actually sounds p good tbh
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