Current Events > Ever sit on the toilet so long your legs fall asleep?

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And when you get up, they're like jello and and and and you can't walk well?
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not really no
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Monkhood posted...

not really no

Well I also don't shit up when I shit, I lean forward with my elbows on my knees. Probably cuts off circumcision to my lrgs
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pres_madagascar posted...

and and and and

Sure seem nervous there fella
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I also some times get distracted my something on my pony and stay longer after I've finished shitting
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You shit on your pony?
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I fell over one time.
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many times, my left leg goes numb very easily. I guess i put more weight on that or something. My right leg almost never goes numb though.
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literally every day
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Lol
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pres_madagascar posted...

Probably cuts off circumcision to my lrgs

ouch

Not on sitting toilet, but yes on squat ones
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pres_madagascar posted...

Monkhood posted...

not really no

Well I also don't shit up when I shit, I lean forward with my elbows on my knees. Probably cuts off circumcision to my lrgs

I too prefer not to shit upwards.
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I like this thread.

You shouldn't do that. That can lead to getting roids
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If you guys think you have it rough, just take a few moments to think what simple things like driving, flying or going to the toilet are like for the 7 foot 2, 550 pound World's Largest Athlete The Big Show.

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Then keep in mind that he traveled the world including countries like Japan and Mexico and often using older buildings designed for naturally smaller men.

This came to a head one time in Osaka, Japan when The Big Show was booked to stay at an old businsessman's hotel primarily designed for Japanese busisnessmen to stay overnight for a sleep and a shower when traveling to Osaka for a one day businsess meeting with absolute minimum necessities.

The Big Show had been traveling all day without respite in sight and was absolutely desperate to use the toilet, when he arrived at his room (on the 17th floor) to his horror he disovered that the room was less than 6 feet long and the bed pushed up against all 3 walls. The space between the door and the bed was less than 1 foot and The Big Show couldn't even fully open the door to get in.

Squeezing sideways to smush himself into the room he side-stepped against the bed towards the bathroom (having to climb over the back of the bed to reach the toilet door). The bathroom door was about a foot smaller than average doors which Big Show had problems getting through at the best of times.

Show who at this point was more desperate to go than a regretful WCW fan who just realized Nitro was now 3 hours long, crushed his body to barely squeeze himself into through bathroom door only to discover that the bathroom was merely 5 by 4 feet including a bathtub and a tiny toilet that was barely elevated from the ground.

The Big Show literally couldn't stand in the room or sit on the toilet it and had to squat awardkly with his knees above his head, his hands blow his feet, his head bent (as to not hit the ceiling) and his ass hanging over both sides of the tiny toliet seat.

In doing so he accidentially knocked the feeble thin wall with his left knee/arm and due to his enormous frame and power knocked a large pannel down, giving the entire hallway a large view of his large..... activities.

At this point Big Show was halfway though a giant and rather desperate 'evacuation' and didn't have time to fix the hole in the wall.

At this moment a Japanese man walked down the hall and saw this 7'2, 550 pound Giant Pantless American behemoth injuring himself to squat on a tiny toilet contorted and hunched like a demonic gargoyle, with his ass hanging off both sides of the seat and squinting with painful sweated desperation as he forced a difficult bowel movement.

The man eyed The Big Show up and down in surprise, then said "Giant Shit Fit?" smiled and walked off.



So next time you think you're having a rough time on the toilet or are desperate to find out, just remember The Big Show's rough night in Japan and you gotta believe you'll truly be aware of how fortunate you really are.
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WWEPropaganda posted...

marry me
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Kaname_Madoka posted...

WWEPropaganda posted...

marry me

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Tc is faded
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