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UnfairRepresent
01/22/18 1:08:59 PM
#1:


You're walking home from work tomorrow with a headache when suddenly you see a bus speeding out of control and wrecking the place, moments from directly crashing into a man.

At the last possible moment you rush over and pull the man out of the way saving his life.

https://i.redd.it/mizhcyxa3o8z.gif

Little did you know that man was the CEO of Pizza Hut and in gratitude for saving his life he awards you and your immediate family (except your siblings who he hates) free Pizza Hut for life.

UtCQwFu

Armed with this subsistence, how often do you think you would eat Pizza Hut?
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Were_Wyrm
01/22/18 1:10:50 PM
#2:


You could have at least used a picture of Pizza Hut pizza...
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KazumaKiryu
01/22/18 1:11:37 PM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
You could have at least used a picture of Pizza Hut pizza...


lol
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HypnoCoosh
01/22/18 1:11:59 PM
#4:


KazumaKiryu posted...
Were_Wyrm posted...
You could have at least used a picture of Pizza Hut pizza...


lol

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Muffinz0rz
01/22/18 1:12:32 PM
#5:


HypnoCoosh posted...
KazumaKiryu posted...
Were_Wyrm posted...
You could have at least used a picture of Pizza Hut pizza...


lol

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Kaname_Madoka
01/22/18 1:13:16 PM
#6:


Muffinz0rz posted...
HypnoCoosh posted...
KazumaKiryu posted...
Were_Wyrm posted...
You could have at least used a picture of Pizza Hut pizza...


lol

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Caelthus
01/22/18 1:13:53 PM
#7:


Literally every day.
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WilliamPorygon
01/22/18 1:15:29 PM
#8:


Probably around 3 times a week.
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Nomadic View
01/22/18 1:15:43 PM
#9:


Probably 2-3 times a week.

Im not thrilled with PH, but I am thrilled with free food.
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KiwiTerraRizing
01/22/18 1:18:04 PM
#10:


Every day, they have salads so wouldnt have to be pizza each day.
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UnfairRepresent
01/22/18 1:31:12 PM
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Caelthus posted...
Literally every day.

More than once a day?
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Darkman124
01/22/18 1:32:22 PM
#12:


with every meal, but i'd get set up on a calorie counting tool immediately and would supplement with real food.
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Balrog0
01/22/18 1:33:06 PM
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much more than I currently do
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Relient_K
01/22/18 1:34:01 PM
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I really don't like pizza hut but just to save money probably once a week, more if money was tight, cutting back when I don't feel well from all the crummy food.
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KogaSteelfang
01/22/18 1:34:20 PM
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A couple times per month.
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Vyrulisse
01/22/18 1:35:32 PM
#16:


Literally every day. Their pan pizza is delicious.
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KazumaKiryu
01/22/18 1:39:01 PM
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It's all so unhealthy I'd probably die quick if I was eating it every day. (Note that I would not, could not eat salad)
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The Top Crusader
01/22/18 1:55:52 PM
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Nomadic View posted...
Probably 2-3 times a week.

Im not thrilled with PH, but I am thrilled with free food.


Yeah, and like others have said they have salad and stuff. I'd make it work to save money. >_>
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frankspank
01/22/18 1:57:00 PM
#20:


Never.
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hollow_shrine
01/22/18 2:01:37 PM
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frankspank posted...
Never.

I'm inclined to agree. I shouldn't be having pizza that often anyway. So when I do want a pizza, I'm going to make it from scratch with the dough they way I want it, and my choice of ingredients.
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juicebox4
01/22/18 2:18:31 PM
#22:


stuffed crust errrry meal of errrry day
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masticatingman
01/22/18 2:40:39 PM
#23:


I feel like Papa Johns or Dominos is better if they have quality workers. Though I do hear their wing game is good - Id probably just get those with a side.
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armandro
01/22/18 2:41:28 PM
#24:


did the driver of that car die?
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ArchiePeck
01/22/18 2:41:49 PM
#25:


Two or three times a month would be nice.
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KillerKhan420
01/22/18 2:42:09 PM
#26:


Too much grease. Screw that.
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Turbam
01/22/18 2:42:40 PM
#27:


Why did I have a headace?
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UnfairRepresent
01/22/18 2:43:00 PM
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Turbam posted...
Why did I have a headace?

Because you had a hard day at work
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DKFjalfe
01/22/18 2:43:39 PM
#30:


Never. Literally the worst pizza imaginable
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deupd_u
01/22/18 2:44:05 PM
#31:


When I was a kid, my older brother worked for Pizza Hut. He'd bring home all the left behind pick-up orders every night. The diarrhea was glorious.
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gguirao
01/22/18 5:04:45 PM
#32:


No more than once a week.
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UnfairRepresent
01/23/18 10:33:54 AM
#33:


DKFjalfe posted...
Never. Literally the worst pizza imaginable

Poo pizza?

With blood instead of tomato
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ShadowElite86
01/23/18 10:58:27 AM
#35:


Pizza is my favorite food but I wouldn't eat it everyday. I prefer not to be a total fatass.
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DevsBro
01/23/18 11:00:54 AM
#36:


Maybe 2-4 times a month.

I love free food, and generally like PH but it's pretty unhealthy to replace vegetavles with Pizza Hut.
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UnfairRepresent
01/23/18 11:06:29 AM
#37:


DevsBro posted...
Maybe 2-4 times a month.

I love free food, and generally like PH but it's pretty unhealthy to replace vegetavles with Pizza Hut.

Who says you can't eat vegetables
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DevsBro
01/23/18 11:10:08 AM
#38:


Who says you can't eat vegetables

I suppose I can.

But in that case, what's the point? If the 1000 calories of pizza isn't displacing 1000 calories of healthier food, I'm neither staving off hunger nor saving money anymore.
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UnfairRepresent
01/23/18 11:11:39 AM
#39:


DevsBro posted...
Who says you can't eat vegetables

I suppose I can.

But in that case, what's the point? If the 1000 calories of pizza isn't displacing 1000 calories of healthier food, I'm neither staving off hunger nor saving money anymore.

That's silly.

You're enjoying the meal.
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DevsBro
01/23/18 11:18:48 AM
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Not really... I mean it's ok but...

More importantly, I'm also affecting my health.
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
01/23/18 11:23:22 AM
#41:


like every day are you kidding

if it was free?

like, even delivery?

every day.

this includes side dishes too right
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lww99
01/23/18 11:25:23 AM
#42:


Once or twice a week. Not enough to get burned out on. But enough to save some money that'd I'd be spending otherwise
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Jiek_Fafn
01/23/18 11:28:57 AM
#43:


Probably like twice a week. They've got a decent variety of other stuff too.
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Dustin1280
01/23/18 11:33:02 AM
#44:


Once or Twice a week
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DevsBro
01/23/18 11:37:03 AM
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Wait there's a better question here.

If you had free pizza hut for life...

WOULD YOU TIP???
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SusanGreenEyes
01/23/18 11:38:11 AM
#46:


WilliamPorygon posted...
Probably around 3 times a week.

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bluezero
01/23/18 11:47:16 AM
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MuayThai85
01/23/18 11:53:07 AM
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Twice per week minimum. If it was Domino's it would be 3-4x per week. By far my favourite pizza place and I haven't had one of their amazing brooklyn styles or thin crusts in 2 years.
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