Current Events > Bone Apple Tea/Utah Education. College student sent to hospital over eating Tide

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https://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/utah-student-student-hospitalized-after-an-overdose-on-tide-pods/

I think that its stupid that anyone would even attempt to eat laundry detergent, student John Hilton told ABC 4 News. Thats why Im going to college, I consider myself more intelligent than that.

Education =/= intelligence.
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2018 off to a strong start
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Keep it boys! They will not dissuade us from humanitys forbidden fruit. The nectar of the gods that are tide pods!
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Imagine being a 55 year old man, worked your whole life, planning for retirement just around the corner, grabbing the mail and sitting down to write the $20K tuition check for your kidand you find out hes in the fucking hospital for eating a fucking Tide Pod? Literally ate laundry detergent. Picked up a ball of laundry detergent, put it in his mouth, chewed and swallowed. Not only do you realize how much money youve been wasting on a college education but now youve got the medical bills on top of that to boot. This is why I dont think Ill ever want kids. Working your ass off for a paycheck then watching all of it go out the door to someone else is bad enough watching it all go to support some stupid brat who eats fucking laundry detergent to be cool on the internet is something I cant even think about.

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