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UnfairRepresent
01/24/18 1:47:52 PM
#1:


One day you and your girlfriend are helping your friend, a big black British man called Welsey move house. You try to lift a big wardrobe but it's a lot heavier than you anticipated and despite great effort you can barely budge it.

"Golly gee" you think to yourself. "I'll just wait for Wesley to come down and we'll lift together."

Then you go to pick up something else until right then and there your girlfriend walks in and casually picks up the wardrobe with one arm and near effortlessly just carries it upstairs.

dKtdLlF

You realize then in a moment of truth that your girlfriend didn't see you failing to lift it and has always been much more powerful than you. She just never let it show because she didn't want you to to feel emasculated.

How would you react?
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BuckVanHammer
01/24/18 1:48:47 PM
#2:


I'd throw a pizza party.
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nevershine
01/24/18 1:48:56 PM
#3:


Let her toss me around during da sex
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Touch
01/24/18 1:49:00 PM
#4:


I saw a porno where the girl would curl the guy while giving him head

It was...something
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Key
01/24/18 1:49:39 PM
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I wouldn't care
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UnfairRepresent
01/24/18 1:51:26 PM
#6:


Key posted...
I wouldn't care

Yes you would
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Hairy-man
01/24/18 1:51:39 PM
#7:


My ex was way stronger than me
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Paragon21XX
01/24/18 2:01:14 PM
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"How have I been dating Kara Zor-El all this time and not suspecting it?"
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Lost_All_Senses
01/24/18 2:06:33 PM
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Id be happy someone can move the shit I can't cause my back sucks and Im 95 pounds while wet and wearing boots.

I put my pride in mentally being strong where most men ignore. Like being comforting and not whiny.
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Laserion
01/24/18 2:07:33 PM
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Isn't that something in "Hancock"?
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ConfessPlease
01/24/18 2:17:23 PM
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Not a hypothetical for me.
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_BlueMonk
01/24/18 2:19:03 PM
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i really wouldn't care. my manhood isn't defined my strength, its defined by my ability to persevere against life's challenges.
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FreshOverlord
01/24/18 2:23:45 PM
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That's my fetish.

So I would be happy
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Paper_Okami
01/24/18 2:24:41 PM
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does she have a fat butt?
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UnfairRepresent
01/24/18 2:31:23 PM
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_BlueMonk posted...
i really wouldn't care. my manhood isn't defined my strength, its defined by my ability to persevere against life's challenges.

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Lost_All_Senses
01/24/18 2:34:59 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
_BlueMonk posted...
i really wouldn't care. my manhood isn't defined my strength, its defined by my ability to persevere against life's challenges.

b6rXVaY


It's a real thing. Sorry you can't see that.
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_BlueMonk
01/24/18 2:38:37 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...

b6rXVaY

damn you got me bro. im going to cry in front of a mirror staring at my weak muscles
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Key
01/24/18 3:18:01 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Yes you would

Nah. She could also make more than me and I wouldn't care tbh
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Zack_Attackv1
01/24/18 3:19:05 PM
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I kneel before my Amazon Queen.
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Offworlder1
01/24/18 3:20:33 PM
#20:


If you both love each other this would not matter, its not like a guy cant work out to get stronger then he currently is.
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HighOnSolar
01/24/18 3:22:13 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
_BlueMonk posted...
i really wouldn't care. my manhood isn't defined my strength, its defined by my ability to persevere against life's challenges.

b6rXVaY

that gif is fantastic lol
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Funkydog
01/24/18 3:23:56 PM
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I carry on with my life because I already knew.
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Tupacrulez
01/24/18 3:24:00 PM
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My fiance could likely kick my head off if she felt inclined anyway. So that's not a big deal.
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Kaname_Madoka
01/25/18 2:57:35 PM
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FreshOverlord posted...
That's my fetish.

So I would be happy

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Muffinz0rz
01/25/18 4:01:11 PM
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Kaname_Madoka posted...
FreshOverlord posted...
That's my fetish.

So I would be happy

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HBKick18
01/25/18 4:02:45 PM
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I'd get hard
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Turbam
01/25/18 7:53:00 PM
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leverageblargh posted...
Paper_Okami posted...
does she have a fat butt?


@Turbam witness your legacy

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UnfairRepresent
01/26/18 3:24:27 AM
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HBKick18 posted...
I'd get hard

eww
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prince_leo
01/26/18 3:27:55 AM
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Zack_Attackv1 posted...
I kneel before my Amazon Queen.

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Mistere Man
01/26/18 3:32:27 AM
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I wouldnt be surprised I mean she has been carrying my fat ass for years of course she is super strong!

Also I sure do have a lot of British friends named Welsey!
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The23rdMagus
01/26/18 3:36:19 AM
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I'm okay with not being the strong one.
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Pepys Monster
01/26/18 3:43:13 AM
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I can't let her be stronger than me. I'm the dom in the relationship. I'd start going to the gym.
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Muffinz0rz
01/26/18 10:39:10 AM
#34:


I want a 6ft Amazon woman to uppercut my junk
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UnfairRepresent
01/26/18 12:32:13 PM
#35:


Muffinz0rz posted...
I want a 6ft Amazon woman to uppercut my junk

Why?
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HBKick18
01/26/18 1:32:42 PM
#36:


Muffinz0rz posted...
I want a 6ft Amazon woman to uppercut my junk

Rofl
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spanky1
01/26/18 1:38:42 PM
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I'd probably get a boner if that happened.
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