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UnfairRepresent
01/25/18 3:39:24 AM
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What have you created?
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The23rdMagus
01/25/18 3:39:48 AM
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Death by snu snu.
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WafflehouseJK
01/25/18 3:45:41 AM
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That'd be pretty awful tbh. My current girlfriend is pretty great, my last gf before now was pretty not great.
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Gamer99z
01/25/18 3:47:19 AM
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Someone who makes me extremely insecure.
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KookyDetective
01/25/18 4:04:25 AM
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nothing happens
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Ic3Bullet
01/25/18 4:06:14 AM
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So do I I lose one of my hands, or do both of my hands fuse into one big hand?
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
01/25/18 4:11:04 AM
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Mal_Fet
01/25/18 4:13:35 AM
#8:


Can I choose what parts of each the fusion has
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UnfairRepresent
01/25/18 4:38:06 AM
#9:


WafflehouseJK posted...
That'd be pretty awful tbh. My current girlfriend is pretty great, my last gf before now was pretty not great.

Well you dated her
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lilJoe457
01/25/18 4:40:53 AM
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An Irish and Egyptian girl with some french.

Well they were both looney. Egyptian one was really fucking looney Jesus Christ. Well combined they'd be a insecure controlling woman who would always want me to prove my love for her but would also have ridiculously over the top sex which made it worth it.

Idk. They were similar except one was like times ten.

Wouldn't be fun.
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Pepys Monster
01/25/18 4:57:08 AM
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The bitchiest slut who ever lived.
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LookANinja
01/25/18 5:36:08 AM
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mexicasian girl. Would be nice to have my current girlfriends loving sweet nature, with my ex's skills in the sack.
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UnfairRepresent
01/25/18 6:30:48 AM
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Mal_Fet posted...
Can I choose what parts of each the fusion has


No it's like dbz fusion
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SavenForever
01/25/18 6:32:58 AM
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As of right now, it would form into nothing.

Saturday, it could just be one girl.
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pres_madagascar
01/25/18 6:40:34 AM
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The last two together would basically form cardi b, personality wise.
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KogaSteelfang
01/25/18 8:15:36 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
What have you created?

Literally nothing.
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UnfairRepresent
01/25/18 8:18:38 AM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
What have you created?

Literally nothing.

:(
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dr_marble
01/25/18 8:29:23 AM
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Ic3Bullet posted...
So do I I lose one of my hands, or do both of my hands fuse into one big hand?

I lol'd
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zombiexdeathx
01/25/18 8:38:09 AM
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a plush english/french mix

hmm .. might not be so bad unless you consider personality - neither had much of one
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Hairy-man
01/25/18 8:40:29 AM
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French/Ukrainian/Tunisian mix.

Cheater and an over spender. Narcissistic.

Im fucked
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Mango Sauce
01/25/18 9:05:20 AM
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WafflehouseJK
01/25/18 10:20:19 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...
That'd be pretty awful tbh. My current girlfriend is pretty great, my last gf before now was pretty not great.

Well you dated her

Yeah, it was an error on my part tbh.
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electricbearcom
01/25/18 11:38:13 AM
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my last girlfriend was 6 foot tall and sex mad
my girlfriend before that was extremely violent and also sex mad

so I'm going to be destroyed in a variety of ways by a giant woman who never really cared about me
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Muffinz0rz
01/25/18 11:47:30 AM
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Holy shit, this would actually create a perfect gf

Two GF's ago: A little on the heavier side; likes to socialize, but has anger issues. Guatemalan. Liked to be submissive in the bedroom.

Most recent: Too skinny tbh, barely 100lbs; likes to stay in. Extremely mellow. Chinese. Was dominant in the bedroom.

Combine the two? You get a perfect body-type, someone who likes socializing and staying in, combination of feisty and mellow. Half Chinese/half Guatemalan (probably super hot, idk). Would become a switch in the bedroom because she'd like both.

All the negatives offset each other to create a perfect middle-ground.

Sign me up
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UnfairRepresent
01/25/18 11:47:45 AM
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What makes you say that she doesn't care about you?
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Funkydog
01/25/18 11:51:18 AM
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A.. half man, half woman hybrid? So a woman with a dick? I dunno.

Unless the guy I dated doesn't count and I have to go to the girl before... then I have two girls with opposite personalities together.
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Muffinz0rz
01/25/18 12:02:51 PM
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Funkydog posted...
A.. half man, half woman hybrid? So a woman with a dick?

This is called a man
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UnfairRepresent
01/25/18 12:05:49 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Funkydog posted...
A.. half man, half woman hybrid? So a woman with a dick?

This is called a man

Not according to SJWs
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Muffinz0rz
01/25/18 12:08:14 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Funkydog posted...
A.. half man, half woman hybrid? So a woman with a dick?

This is called a man

Not according to SJWs

what

so i'm not a man?
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Xelltrix
01/25/18 12:08:36 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Funkydog posted...
A.. half man, half woman hybrid? So a woman with a dick?

This is called a man


But they'd also have a vagina.
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Funkydog
01/25/18 12:56:54 PM
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..I didn't mean to start a debate on gender identity. I just meant my last two relationships were with a man and a woman >.>
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UnfairRepresent
01/25/18 12:57:41 PM
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Funkydog posted...
..I didn't mean to start a debate on gender identity. I just meant my last two relationships were with a man and a woman >.>

I said girlfriends.

You WERE trying to start an argument and you know it
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TheGoldenEel
01/25/18 12:59:16 PM
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Probably my ideal woman, assuming flaws cancel each other out
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EnragedSlith
01/25/18 12:59:18 PM
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Funkydog
01/25/18 12:59:42 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Funkydog posted...
..I didn't mean to start a debate on gender identity. I just meant my last two relationships were with a man and a woman >.>

I said girlfriends.

You WERE trying to start an argument and you know it

I just presumed you said that as most people here are men (who date women) rather than anything else so I ignored it and went for my last two relationships.

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Omnislasher
01/25/18 1:00:18 PM
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WafflehouseJK posted...
That'd be pretty awful tbh. My current girlfriend is pretty great, my last gf before now was pretty not great.


why did u date her then?

is there a chance you will be saying the same thing about your current gf after it's over and you have a new 'pretty great' gf?
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Darkman124
01/25/18 1:00:52 PM
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this is fine so long as it gets my wife's brain
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Xelltrix
01/25/18 1:02:36 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Funkydog posted...
..I didn't mean to start a debate on gender identity. I just meant my last two relationships were with a man and a woman >.>

I said girlfriends.

You WERE trying to start an argument and you know it


No he wasn't, the guy replying to him clearly was though.
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Balrog0
01/25/18 1:02:59 PM
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my bitch white and black like she moo and chew grass or somethin
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Kaname_Madoka
01/25/18 1:06:04 PM
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potara or metamoran

i cant be seen in public with someone wearing those goofy metamoran clothes
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WafflehouseJK
01/25/18 7:13:00 PM
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Omnislasher posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...
That'd be pretty awful tbh. My current girlfriend is pretty great, my last gf before now was pretty not great.


why did u date her then?

is there a chance you will be saying the same thing about your current gf after it's over and you have a new 'pretty great' gf?

Nah, I was desperate for a gf at the time, hadn't been in a relationship of any kind in over 2 years and was real depressed and shit, so I went for the first person who showed interest in me and ignored the obvious compatibility issues at first.

My current gf is someone I'm actually into and attracted to.

idk why you two are acting like it's impossible to regret dating someone, is it lack of dating experience, or did you guys just get lucky and somehow never make a dating mistake?
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WafflehouseJK
01/25/18 7:15:06 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Funkydog posted...
..I didn't mean to start a debate on gender identity. I just meant my last two relationships were with a man and a woman >.>

I said girlfriends.

You WERE trying to start an argument and you know it

Nope, that'd be you who's trying to start an argument.
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HighOnSolar
01/25/18 7:18:44 PM
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i've been in one relationship

the creation is still just as monstrous
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UnfairRepresent
01/26/18 3:25:49 AM
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WafflehouseJK posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Funkydog posted...
..I didn't mean to start a debate on gender identity. I just meant my last two relationships were with a man and a woman >.>

I said girlfriends.

You WERE trying to start an argument and you know it

Nope, that'd be you who's trying to start an argument.

except no
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Dash_Harber
01/26/18 3:28:25 AM
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Does that include my current wife?

If not, it's a combination of a really, really crazy addicted stoner who smokes at least five time a day, and a slightly out there crack-baby who flails around and shows up drunk in my bed even after we have broken up.

Shit, now that I think about it, I think there was a preppy punk rocker wannabe.
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UnfairRepresent
01/26/18 3:19:37 PM
#46:


Dash_Harber posted...
Does that include my current wife?

If not, it's a combination of a really, really crazy addicted stoner who smokes at least five time a day, and a slightly out there crack-baby who flails around and shows up drunk in my bed even after we have broken up.

Shit, now that I think about it, I think there was a preppy punk rocker wannabe.

ouch
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l33t_iRk3n_Rm33
01/26/18 3:20:52 PM
#47:


KookyDetective posted...
nothing happens

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UnfairRepresent
01/28/18 3:53:34 AM
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l33t_iRk3n_Rm33 posted...
KookyDetective posted...
nothing happens

:(
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frozenshock
01/28/18 4:14:50 AM
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- Very serious girl, super impatient, super aggressive, super focused on everything she does, spends her days studying, and is now making a 6 figure salary

Fused with

- Chill girl, soft and gentle demeanor, with no ambition in life, spends all her free time playing video games, works as a cashier in a grocery store

Hmm.

Do I get the best from both or the worst from both?
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marthsheretoo
01/28/18 4:20:23 AM
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I honestly have no idea who the second girl would be.

I assume my current girlfriend is one (and "last two" doesn't refer to the previous two that have already ended). Now I just have to figure out which girl this hypothetical would decide met the qualification of "girlfriend" first.
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