Board 8 > so anyway, about my ex who had sex with a horse for money

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most of you know the story by now, but years and years ago i dated a woman and after we broke up, she did beastiality porn where she sucked a horse dong, got nailed by the animal and took a big ol near-solid horse load on her face

her brother showed me the video like a couple months later.

as far as i know, she stopped doing that, and also she doesn't know that i've seen the video.

last night, she emailed me.

out of the blue.

"heya jamesy" she wrote, and said she saw one of my articles and thought we should catch up

i asked discord for many, many suggestions for what i should say to her in reply

and this one, courtesy of @iiicon, is the one i went with (i blocked out the numbers in her email so you weirdos dont email her)



anyway that's all have a nice day guys
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i said no such thing
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iiicon posted...

i said no such thing

dont be modest icon
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waiting for her reply
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she gonna reply "dong squad 420 blaze it"
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Good choice.
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so you decided to have a quick laugh in exchange for making her feel like complete shit and an idiot?

wow you're a really good person
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I feel like this is kind of brutal and over the top honestly.
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unignored for a moment to read that reply

yes, i wanted to make her feel bad. she fucks animals. that's abhorent and i cant believe i've had to explain to two people today that fucking animals is a bad thing that shitty people do.

now back on the ignore list, because you of all people shouldn't be trying to judge someone being shitty
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HDB is the one who is ignored btw

though extha apparently it might be required for you

if this isn't clear

fucking animals is an awful thing to do

like, really think about it for a minute
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Of all the people to object, I didn't expect it to be ExTha.
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Woah damn I wasn't judging you at all just like ignoring her seemed like an appropriate response instead of dragging up something from her past that she's probably not exactly proud of.

If your relationship ended badly or something I guess it makes more sense.
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Phew thank god everyone knows you have me blocked. That was a close one.
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Im known as one of the nice guys of the board, but I dont pity a chick being ridiculed for fucking an animal. That shit is just too weird.
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ExThaNemesis posted...

Woah damn I wasn't judging you at all just like ignoring her seemed like an appropriate response instead of dragging up something from her past that she's probably not exactly proud of.

If your relationship ended badly or something I guess it makes more sense.

No he's just a bad person. That's all the sense there is.
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i bet extha chose "have everyone think you fucked the goat" rather than actually fucking the goat in that one hypothetical and is getting nervous
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extha, at no point did i say "she's no longer fucking horses"

why do you assume it's a thing from her past that she's ashamed of

why do you think i would be this cruel to a person who wasn't actively being a disgusting person
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Damn dude you really did have the gloves off ready to defend yourself here.

I'm sorry, I don't think it's that big of a deal and wasn't castigating you for it or anything.

I really don't care that much. Carry on.
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Calling someone "Jamesy" might even be worse!
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"had sex with a horse for money" makes it seem like it was a one off

"has sex with horses for money" would have been the appropriate title I think.
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Digi is on edge
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ExThaNemesis posted...

Damn dude you really did have the gloves off ready to defend yourself here.

no, i'm absolutely flabbergasted that anybody would defend her, i was expecting this topic to be 40 posts of people going XD at me spectacularly owning this poor excuse for a human

in fact, this may be the least-defense-ready ive ever been it was such an open-and-shut conclusion
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Peridiam posted...

Digi is on edge

actually i'm incredibly stoned so this is about as off edge as i can be
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he keeps getting cooler guys

how does he prove himself to you next? can't wait to find out
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I mean what she did was pretty gross and messed up, but I honestly don't see the point in harassing her over it. It's pretty mean-spirited.
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Jeez I'd hate to see what your reaction here would have been sober.

Anyway, I feel like I wasn't given the entire story and that's why your reaction seemed over the top. If she's still doing that then yeah that's gross and this is deserved.

Also as a fellow James "hey Jamesey" is disgusting.
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digiiiiiiiii posted...

extha, at no point did i say "she's no longer fucking horses"

digiiiiiiiii posted...

as far as i know, she stopped doing that

???
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you guys are lunatics

this girl got owned fucking hard and not one laugh

ya'll should be ashamed you're taking the side of someone who rapes animals
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kevwaffles posted...

digiiiiiiiii posted...

extha, at no point did i say "she's no longer fucking horses"

digiiiiiiiii posted...

as far as i know, she stopped doing that

???

You didn't know digi was a pathological liar in order to control the narrative of every discussion he undertakes? LOL
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So how much did the horse pay her?
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kevwaffles posted...

???

change "horses" to "animals" in my reply to extha

again im high
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ExThaNemesis posted...

Jeez I'd hate to see what your reaction here would have been sober.

when i become sober i dont think raping an animal is any less abhorent
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I wasn't taking anyone's side would you calm the fuck down.

Go smoke another bowl and relax you fuckin nutcase. Jesus Christ.
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i think the response is funny

fucking horses is gross, even if only done once, and if you really want to signal to someone that you don't want to ever talk to them again then this is probably a good way to do it. maybe it's a little mean-spirited but honestly it's nothing to think digi is a bad person for. not even close
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Yeah Im confused I was under the impression it was a one off thing. He said he figured she stopped doing it.

Im guessing we need to know this chick more to recognize how appropriate of a response the picture is. I dont think Id respond to an ex this way but then context is key.
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ExThaNemesis posted...

I wasn't taking anyone's side would you calm the fuck down.

Go smoke another bowl and relax you fuckin nutcase. Jesus Christ.

is there a special font i'm using that makes it sound like i'm yelling in your head? if anything is going to piss me off, it's you being such a dickhead right now, i aint said shit bad to you
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I didn't say he was a bad person holy shit. I said it seemed over the top, but again I wasn't presented with the entire story and changed my response upon being given it.

Despite continuing to be attacked because I wasn't immediately like ROFL XD PWNED
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Did she respond?
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digiiiiiiiii posted...

kevwaffles posted...

???

change "horses" to "animals" in my reply to extha

again im high

the insult to your collective intelligences with this one is truly ground breaking
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digiiiiiiiii posted...

is there a special font i'm using that makes it sound like i'm yelling in your head? if anything is going to piss me off, it's you being such a dickhead right now, i aint said shit bad to you

Bruh you're like "if you don't think this is SPECTACULAR OWNAGE you must condone animal rape or something"

Like come the hell on.
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digiiiiiiiii posted...

you guys are lunatics

this girl got owned fucking hard and not one laugh

ya'll should be ashamed you're taking the side of someone who rapes animals

Digi, I dont think theres anything wrong with how you responded to her but I can see how Extha would take this as an aggressive response.
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Peridiam posted...

Yeah Im confused I was under the impression it was a one off thing. He said he figured she stopped doing it.

right that's my fault for clarifying that she's not fucking horses but she is, as far as i know, fucking other animals on underground cam sites earning a lot of money

aso i really think you guys need to stop thinking me being passionate about hating people who rape animals is me being angry i promise i'm not
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XD

also fucking horses is gross

like they just poop wherever they want
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People who fuck animals don't really deserve the kind of defense this girl's getting in this topic IMO. Like I haven't done extensive research on it or anything, but I'm pretty sure animals don't want to have anything to do with us humans sexually, so there's a pretty real rape factor here on top of it just being disgusting.
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Maybe it was a talking horse like Mr Ed.
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unless you actively keep tabs on her, you wouldn't really know whether she has stopped or not haha.

it doesn't actually matter considering "jamesy" is the worst thing I have learned about this woman; the horse-fucking is just a little add-on.
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ExThaNemesis posted...

I didn't say he was a bad person holy shit.

right, i didn't say that to anyone, i just said it.

so that wasn't directed at you
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Im with extha here. Digi doesnt seem to realize hes coming across pretty brash
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ExThaNemesis posted...

digiiiiiiiii posted...

is there a special font i'm using that makes it sound like i'm yelling in your head? if anything is going to piss me off, it's you being such a dickhead right now, i aint said shit bad to you

Bruh you're like "if you don't think this is SPECTACULAR OWNAGE you must condone animal rape or something"

Like come the hell on.

i did not say that, like come the hell on. i said i didn't think i'd have to defend my belief to you fucking people of all people
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Peridiam posted...

Im with extha here. Digi doesnt seem to realize hes coming across pretty brash

i realize i am now and i dont care, look how i owned this pathetic human and move on you guys are all a huge fucking drag
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