Board 8 > I think I need a new doctor.

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I'm 7 months pregnant and so my doctor likes to check up on me. She was talking to me about nutrition. And it's the same old thing again and again. She gave up trying to convince me to eat meat, but now she wants me to drink cow milk. It's supposed to be "good" for me and "good" for my developing baby. Look doctor, I'm a VEGAN. That means nothing from an animal. Cows are animals. Listen, if I'm going to consume any milk, it's coming from a coconut or almonds, not from a cow or a goat or anything else.

I'm going to go even further and say that at this point I am going to raise Fox to be a vegan. He won't have cow milk. He won't even have my milk. He'll be on vegan formula until he's ready for solid food, which will never have anything from an animal.

I don't know what the problem this doctor has or what she thinks she knows, but I think it's clear she's clueless. I just needed to vent, thanks for listening.
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This is easily the worst of all your bait topics. It's wayyyy too obvious.
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Do you have a fever of 107?
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LameJokeAlt posted...

I'm going to go even further and say that at this point I am going to raise Fox to be a vegan.

this is truly the plot twist the audience has been waiting for
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