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Deadpool_18
01/31/18 8:47:27 PM
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Im talking 2005, Dukes of Hazard, These Boots Were Made for Walking coved video.
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GODTIER
01/31/18 8:48:07 PM
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She never was
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TheJBD
01/31/18 8:48:30 PM
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Nah. Even back then she just looked like at any moment she could turn into Anna Nicole Smith (before she died, not some kind of weird spiritual possession scenario).
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Re-iNcarnated
01/31/18 8:48:43 PM
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No

That's like saying Kim is the hottest girl right now.
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Deadpool_18
01/31/18 8:49:23 PM
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GODTIER posted...
She never was


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPtfsk4ETjM


Yeah, hokay
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TheGrindery
01/31/18 8:49:57 PM
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I remember when Mariah Carey was.
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Re-iNcarnated
01/31/18 8:51:34 PM
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So a dumb bimbo with way too much makeup?
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IMNOTRAGED
01/31/18 8:53:30 PM
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Deadpool_18
01/31/18 8:54:13 PM
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Re-iNcarnated posted...
So a dumb bimbo with way too much makeup?


You wouldnt know sexy if it punched you in the throat. Pointy elbows mfer.
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r4X0r
01/31/18 8:54:43 PM
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Eventually the genetics will catch up with you.
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Dustin1280
01/31/18 8:56:19 PM
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she never was IMO
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Deadpool_18
01/31/18 8:56:53 PM
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Dustin1280 posted...
she never was IMO


You cant deny that she was absolutely banging, though.
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Dustin1280
01/31/18 8:58:58 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
Dustin1280 posted...
she never was IMO


You cant deny that she was absolutely banging, though.

I will agree with that...
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Deadpool_18
01/31/18 9:01:10 PM
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Dustin1280 posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
Dustin1280 posted...
she never was IMO


You cant deny that she was absolutely banging, though.

I will agree with that...


And after a quick google search I will admit that Jessica Alba was probably the hottest, herpes and all.
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littlebro07
01/31/18 9:03:37 PM
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That music video was the first thing I ever deeded to.

Specifically the end where she's in a really small skin colored bikini
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masterpug53
01/31/18 9:03:40 PM
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Nah. Even at the time I felt her bimbo-ness overshadowed her raw physical attractiveness.

Don't get me wrong though, she could definitely scratch a few fetish itches (All of which would involve her not talking at all).
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Deadpool_18
01/31/18 9:05:12 PM
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masterpug53 posted...
Nah. Even at the time I felt her bimbo-ness overshadowed her raw physical attractiveness.

Don't get me wrong though, she could definitely scratch a few fetish itches (All of which would involve her not talking at all).


Ive never watched any of her interviews. What makes you feel that way?
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Dustin1280
01/31/18 9:06:09 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
Dustin1280 posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
Dustin1280 posted...
she never was IMO


You cant deny that she was absolutely banging, though.

I will agree with that...


And after a quick google search I will admit that Jessica Alba was probably the hottest, herpes and all.

Agreed again, Jessica Alba is the one I considered the hottest...
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masterpug53
01/31/18 9:10:01 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
masterpug53 posted...
Nah. Even at the time I felt her bimbo-ness overshadowed her raw physical attractiveness.

Don't get me wrong though, she could definitely scratch a few fetish itches (All of which would involve her not talking at all).


Ive never watched any of her interviews. What makes you feel that way?


Her guest spot on That 70's Show, that reality show she had with Nick Lachey, and various interviews at the time easily painted her as the bimbo-iest of the female pop celebs of the time.
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nevershine
01/31/18 9:10:27 PM
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Nope
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TheJBD
01/31/18 9:12:00 PM
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masterpug53 posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
masterpug53 posted...
Nah. Even at the time I felt her bimbo-ness overshadowed her raw physical attractiveness.

Don't get me wrong though, she could definitely scratch a few fetish itches (All of which would involve her not talking at all).


Ive never watched any of her interviews. What makes you feel that way?


Her guest spot on That 70's Show, that reality show she had with Nick Lachey, and various interviews at the time easily painted her as the bimbo-iest of the female pop celebs of the time.


I still remember that episode of her show when she got really confused about Chicken of the Sea.
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Zack_Attackv1
01/31/18 9:13:33 PM
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*Tony Romo smile*
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Deadpool_18
01/31/18 9:13:48 PM
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masterpug53 posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
masterpug53 posted...
Nah. Even at the time I felt her bimbo-ness overshadowed her raw physical attractiveness.

Don't get me wrong though, she could definitely scratch a few fetish itches (All of which would involve her not talking at all).


Ive never watched any of her interviews. What makes you feel that way?


Her guest spot on That 70's Show, that reality show she had with Nick Lachey, and various interviews at the time easily painted her as the bimbo-iest of the female pop celebs of the time.


Examples? Genuinely curious
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Zodd3224
01/31/18 9:14:35 PM
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She was certainly up there.

But 2005 was prime Salma Hayek time
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TheJBD
01/31/18 9:16:06 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
masterpug53 posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
masterpug53 posted...
Nah. Even at the time I felt her bimbo-ness overshadowed her raw physical attractiveness.

Don't get me wrong though, she could definitely scratch a few fetish itches (All of which would involve her not talking at all).


Ive never watched any of her interviews. What makes you feel that way?


Her guest spot on That 70's Show, that reality show she had with Nick Lachey, and various interviews at the time easily painted her as the bimbo-iest of the female pop celebs of the time.


Examples? Genuinely curious


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2h72aXVP8o

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SoundNetwork
01/31/18 9:23:26 PM
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nah britney spears the hottest
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Re-iNcarnated
02/01/18 4:23:52 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
Re-iNcarnated posted...
So a dumb bimbo with way too much makeup?


You wouldnt know sexy if it punched you in the throat. Pointy elbows mfer.


I get that you have a boner for dumb bimbo blonde's with enough abuse of makeup, that it should be considered a criminal offence. But don't mean everyone has to share your sentiments.
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Deadpool_18
02/01/18 4:35:08 PM
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TheJBD posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
masterpug53 posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
masterpug53 posted...
Nah. Even at the time I felt her bimbo-ness overshadowed her raw physical attractiveness.

Don't get me wrong though, she could definitely scratch a few fetish itches (All of which would involve her not talking at all).


Ive never watched any of her interviews. What makes you feel that way?


Her guest spot on That 70's Show, that reality show she had with Nick Lachey, and various interviews at the time easily painted her as the bimbo-iest of the female pop celebs of the time.


Examples? Genuinely curious


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2h72aXVP8o


Lmao
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Deadpool_18
02/01/18 4:38:07 PM
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Re-iNcarnated posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
Re-iNcarnated posted...
So a dumb bimbo with way too much makeup?


You wouldnt know sexy if it punched you in the throat. Pointy elbows mfer.


I get that you have a boner for dumb bimbo blonde's with enough abuse of makeup, that it should be considered a criminal offence. But don't mean everyone has to share your sentiments.


Not even my type.
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Re-iNcarnated
02/01/18 4:58:37 PM
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GregShmedley posted...
Jessica Biel>all Jessicas


Jessica Chastin is the best, she's the only one who gets hotter with age. And she can act.
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SciFi
02/01/18 5:01:16 PM
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a5tx75K
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KILBOTz
02/01/18 5:09:48 PM
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Dustin1280 posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
Dustin1280 posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
Dustin1280 posted...
she never was IMO


You cant deny that she was absolutely banging, though.

I will agree with that...


And after a quick google search I will admit that Jessica Alba was probably the hottest, herpes and all.

Agreed again, Jessica Alba is the one I considered the hottest...


yeah that era alba was my fav.

also kate beckinsale around then was OMG hot.
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Deadpool_18
02/01/18 7:37:48 PM
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SciFi posted...
a5tx75K


FUCK yeah
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Kombucha
02/01/18 7:43:07 PM
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SoundNetwork posted...
nah britney spears the hottest


honestly i don't agree with this sentiment but i always felt like she was supposed to be a britney knock off.
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