Current Events > CE Confession Topic ~ The Best One Yet

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I find it difficult to think of people on the same level as me. I know Im not much better of a person, or of course even better at all, but my personal bias doesnt really wanna let me acknowledge people may have good reasons to be like they are, so I just see the worst while putting myself on a pedestal. Maybe, its hard to describe my feelings.

I figured that $250 game from the last topic was unrealistic with how many topics are created. Looks like the topic is in fact going to slip through the cracks. I think next time I'll make it a little easier and raise the reward.

I have Smooth Criminal stuck in my head thanks to that one confession. I HATE YOU, RANDOM USER!! >:(

You can find good fetish videos on YouTube if you search hard enough

there is a mormon in my class
i do not like mormons 1 bit

This is cornman I like to "stroke the corn" if ya know what I mean

Ohh, I made Sayoria cry. I'm sorry, I was just trolling. I really do like you and Lan! D:

I once jock straped my uncle on a booze cruise why you ask because a tan for this lovely Stan makes women sit on the can so I was a half a beer in and I just say fuck it because I'm pretty wasted off the fumes I take my sweaty and ready strap and wrap it around my uncles facehe doesn't know what going on praying to the only good he doesn't know that he gos over board the point is I attend booze cruises

I have an issue with emotional distancing. I'm extremely shy and keep to myself, and in the off chance that I start knowing people on a deeper level I purposefully work against that connection to keep us strangers. I do this with immediate family too.

Yo

Leana, you got an ass that won't quit. hnnng

I once snorted [redacted] off my girlfriends tits. (No joke) then banged the hell out of her for 4 hours....

what about da top 5 who gets in dere?

I have proof my ex girlfriend who I havent spoken to is years is stalking me on gamefaqs

I post personal stuff here and it feels weird knowing shes reading but it also kind of feels good knowing someone cares enough about me to still be following my life years later

I have a sexual fantasy in which a long, thick, gorgeous snake [detailed fantasy involving people and a snake]

I just deeded so hard just now. Like literally had the best orgasm ever. Y'all will never experience one like I just did.

I am a moderator and I compensate for my micropenis by deleting messages that make fun of anime.

When i get bored of porn i like to use make up apps to make myself looks like a girl and deed to my own gender bent pictures

I don't even like Cornman. I just want to smoke his corncob pipe.

inhale*

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

I just wanted to say thanks for kicking s0y0ung off of CE. She was a great poster :(

I perform best in bed when Im tipsy. And its not even close. . I do get whiskey dick though - I just have to pace myself so that doesnt happen. Kinda weird but its to the extent I cant really date you unless youre willing to drink when you go out. The good side effect is that I usually just drink socially now because of this.

I was born in a small village. I was still a child when we were raided by soldiers. Foreign soldiers. Torn from my elders, I was made to speak their language. With each new post, my masters changed, along with the words they made me speak. Words are... peculiar. With each change, I changed too. My thoughts, personality, how I saw right and wrong... War changed me - and not only my visage. Words can kill.

When I was a pre-teen, my female cousin who is two years older and I did [redacted] with each other one night. Half way through I realized that it was kind of fucked up so I got up and went into the bathroom for like 20 minutes.
When I came back I told her that I thoght I was sleepwalking and that I didnt remember going to the bathroom. She asked if I remembered what happened before and i said no. We never talked about it again.

I figured out that my wife was camming with some guy she met on reddit because of a thread similar to these ones on a different message board.

It took almost a year for us to get back to normal.

Once I deeded so hard I popped a blood vessel in my cock...

Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you

My loneliness is killing me (and I)
I MUST CONFESS, I still believe (still believe)
When I'm not with you I lose my mind.

I got a number from a girl I had just met an hour before last weekend. I won't say the full story of why and how we met but it was completely random and we hit it off with some conversation over cigarettes. But I have a longterm girlfriend and I haven't done shit with the number. I did it just to see if I could. Since college all the dates I've been on started online so it was a bit of a thrill just to get a number like that as an adult.

Hey it's the guy who said "Yo." I don't really have any confessions but I wanted to contribute anyway. You're good people Leana. *thumbs up*

i tried to have sex with a chicken once, but everything went wrong

>If it's actual stalking, shouldn't you be worried?

Just e-stalking. Found out she had an account and had replied to me in some topics. In fact, those were always her only active posts. I called her out and she hasnt posted since but last login was yesterday

I must cornfess. All my Cornman confessionaries tonight have been while I'm at work. In fact im still here

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?

Cornman made me touch his corn hole so I could rent his sig space.

He never gave it to me. Well he did and it was glorious but not the sig space