Current Events > CE Confession Topic ~ The Best One Yet

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Aww
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The average redditor is indeed really insufferable. The site as a whole is terrible so it's no surprise the average user it breeds is pretty bad too.

Just so fake and vapid and generic. The upvote/downvote system is an utter cancer to communication that creates an echo chamber functioning sort of like a factory where those types of people just come off an assembly line.
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Leanaunfurled posted...

*Googles*
*sobs*

That shit is pleasurable

Thank you very much
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*sighs, googles*

*sees the wikipedia article name for it*

God damn it.
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obeseexplosive posted...

Leanaunfurled posted...

*Googles*
*sobs*

That shit is pleasurable

Thank you very much

Nonononono
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Leanaunfurled posted...

Nonononono

And imagine how much more off-putting it is if you had a willy yourself.

Yeeeeeeeesh.
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I use a stock of corn as a sex toy when I think about cornman

Merlyn Wood is by far the worst member of Brockhampton and makes ever song he's in worse. Even ignoring how he sounds, he's a terrible lyricist too.
He needs to go away.

I'm so happy
I'm so happy for you
If you're happy
Then I guess I'm happy for you
You're so funny
And they love everything that you do
And since you're happy
You could never be blue
It's all a lie
Cause I'm unhappy for you
After your party's done
I'm thinking you had your fun
How come I'm still so bummed?

Its me. You want a picture of the dick?

I don't, but I think users should know who they're getting dick pics from! Is this Gavi?

2/18/18 at 11 p.m. EST. Be there for the big show.

TV show? Video game announcement? CE account suicide?

Need advice: What's the best way to solicit a dick pic from a user who might not want to send one?

I mean, I'm in favor of not pushing someone out of their comfort zone in regards to that. Maybe send yours first (providing it's wanted)? *SHRUG*
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Leanaunfurled posted...

Nonononono

The second greatest orgasm I had was from sounding.

We won't talk about the first
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Leanaunfurled posted...

I use a stock of corn as a sex toy when I think about cornman

i need to know who this is
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what we confessing about?

DocileOrangeCup posted...

Leanaunfurled posted...

I use a stock of corn as a sex toy when I think about cornman

i need to know who this is

I don't know. :(

7NATOR posted...

what we confessing about?

Anything you want!
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okay

most of my deep and dark secrets

- I've had an interest in watching people die (on the internet, not in person), basically going to sites like liveleak and bestgore and watchpeopledie reddit and watching people get stabbed, shot, burned, beheaded, beaten, etc. ive stopped for now because now i have another source of entertainment, Dragon Ball FighterZ

- but probably my darkest secret is this, and i probably shouldnt put it on this account, cause it can trace back, but its whatever. also this is a long one

In my 16 years of living so far, ever since i was like 4, i've seen to have some sort of attraction towards Women's midriff area, now as i got older it seem to increase. Around 14 ive started to watch videos that depict Women showing of their midriff, whether it be intentionally, unintentionally, crop top, yeah. i first used to do it on my Wii U Browser in the dark, but around mid 15 years old, ive started to do it on my computer.I even have a seperate browser (FireFox) for this reason.

in the timeframe between then and now, ive first realized that one of, if not my favorite way of Women Showing off Midriff is them doing Yoga, Barefoot (and ive also seemed to have acquired a foot attraction as well) while wearing a knotted shirt knotted above their belly button. so ive spent countless hours on chatting sites like Omegle on a mission to attain a video of women doing yoga bare foot while wearing a knotted shirt knotted above their belly button because trying to find videos of those specfic descriptions is actually kind of hard. It didnt work out, though ive talked to fellow gentlemen and mistresses on there, so its all good. ive learned the art of knotting shirts, in hopes that one day, i will get to knot the shirt of a women. thats actually on my bucket list, one of the few things. No one in School, nor my parents or other relatives know about this.

im sure i could tell more, but ill just leave it at this for now

i dont think you're doing this right

did you read the op
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

i dont think you're doing this right

did you read the op

ohhh

so wait, your supposed to put it in the doc?

7NATOR posted...

DocileOrangeCup posted...

i dont think you're doing this right

did you read the op

ohhh

so wait, your supposed to put it in the doc?

Nah, you're doin fine. Any other juicy secrets?
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7NATOR posted...

DocileOrangeCup posted...

i dont think you're doing this right

did you read the op

ohhh

so wait, your supposed to put it in the doc?

well if you want it to be anonymous like everyone else
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Zodd3224 posted...

7NATOR posted...

DocileOrangeCup posted...

i dont think you're doing this right

did you read the op

ohhh

so wait, your supposed to put it in the doc?

Nah, you're doin fine. Any other juicy secrets?

ummm

ohh.. i once brought i knife to school because there was a class party and i was in a rush to bring something, and then i remembered that there was watermelon at the party...so i brought a knife to cut the watermelon

also i dont like watermelon

also i didnt get in trouble, just a scolding from me dad

DocileOrangeCup posted...

7NATOR posted...

DocileOrangeCup posted...

i dont think you're doing this right

did you read the op

ohhh

so wait, your supposed to put it in the doc?

well if you want it to be anonymous like everyone else

ahh, you know what, forget being anonymous at least for me

confessed
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7NATOR posted...

Zodd3224 posted...

7NATOR posted...

DocileOrangeCup posted...

i dont think you're doing this right

did you read the op

ohhh

so wait, your supposed to put it in the doc?

Nah, you're doin fine. Any other juicy secrets?

ummm

ohh.. i once brought i knife to school because there was a class party and i was in a rush to bring something, and then i remembered that there was watermelon at the party...so i brought a knife to cut the watermelon

also i dont like watermelon

also i didnt get in trouble, just a scolding from me dad

You's a bad dude
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7NATOR posted...

okay

most of my deep and dark secrets

I think those are relatively tame. The first can be some morbid fascination psychological thing. A lot of people wouldn't understand it, granted, and they'd be judgemental. As long as you yourself don't like, get pleasure in it or want to do it yourself.

The second one is kinda cute/sweet tbh.
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I thought you were going to bed, Zodd
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Leanaunfurled posted...

7NATOR posted...

okay

most of my deep and dark secrets

I think those are relatively tame. The first can be some morbid fascination psychological thing. A lot of people wouldn't understand it, granted, and they'd be judgemental. As long as you yourself don't like, get pleasure in it or want to do it yourself.

The second one is kinda cute/sweet tbh.

Thanks, it was pretty conflicting on whether i should have revealed the second, so i guess your reaction gave me relief?

Is someone saving all of these?
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MI4 REAL posted...

Is someone saving all of these?

This is CE. Several people are saving it, most of them accompanied with a chalkboard and the various users they think are linked to each with lines drawn between them.
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MI4 REAL posted...

Is someone saving all of these?

They're in one giant document that I can see updated as they're submitted. Past confession topic ones are there, too.

All uncensored. :)
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:D
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Leanaunfurled posted...

They're in one giant document that I can see updated as they're submitted. Past confession topic ones are there, too.

All uncensored. :)

yeah some of those are fucked up
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sometimes im not in the mood for corn tbh.

*slaps your mouth*

i have posted way too many innapropriate pictures of myself on the internet

Me too.

I've been in several life or death situations, and there is a strange calmness that comes over me. I'm not trying to sound like a badass; I have honestly no clue why this happens. I don't know if my fight or flight is broken, or my body is conditioned to not register "flight" as an option.

I honestly feel like the lack of fear in these situations is going to get me killed one day.

I think that would be a good thing, wouldn't it? It sounds like you keep a cool head, which I imagine would be useful for highly stressful situations where you need to act quickly and appropriately.

Not Gavi, just a guy with a nice cock.

You're proud, go you. :) I bet girls you know irl are very lucky~

I have a picture of gamer99z he posted saved on my computer and phone that I look at often and have sent to people I know in real life.

...The one of his nipples? That's..eh?

Dan "got a mod in his pocket" Schneider is a scumbag who should be behind bars.

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lol What's this about a Dan Schneider joke being moddable? He's just the creepy Nick producer, isn't he?
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apparently comparing him to mods or something is moddable
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It's because posters were making light of child abduction/molestation etc by changing his name to stuff like Dan "get in my van" Schneider. There was a whole 500 topic with variations of it. I thought some were pretty clever
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I posted in those before. I had one that I thought was hilarious
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Leanaunfurled posted...

Merlyn Wood is by far the worst member of Brockhampton and makes ever song he's in worse. Even ignoring how he sounds, he's a terrible lyricist too.
He needs to go away.

This is random af. Merlyn at least has his own type of hype charisma. Like when his verses come on, you definitely feel his energy. I agree with the weakest lyricist part though. I think they should keep him.
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Lots of sexual tension in some of these confessions
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MegaTech posted...

It's because posters were making light of child abduction/molestation etc by changing his name to stuff like Dan "get in my van" Schneider. There was a whole 500 topic with variations of it. I thought some were pretty clever

That's hilarious tbh
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Leanaunfurled posted...

I thought you were going to bed, Zodd

I had to get in a few more CE posts before sleep :^)
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Comparing him to the mods is "offensive" since I believe there is a mod named Dan Schneider.

If true, how unfortunate for that mod.

No, I said I'm NOT racist. I just hate black people and acknowledge whites as the superior race. It's like saying elephants are more evolved than bacteria. Is that being racist? Goat fucking is still the common past time in Africa.

~_~

The pic I have of Gamer is the one from the body pic topic. Does he have one of just his nipples too? Asking for a friend o.o

I won't say anything now lol

@drunkmuggle eats ass

If that's his fetish, leave him be :(

This is actually Gavi, this is the first time I've used this.I see my name dropped a few times and I'd like to say that I'm impressed HOWEVER I don't send unsolicited dick pics, only ass pics, as that's my style. Anyway I'm in love with Sorceress Ultimecia, I'd turn straight for her. Also, should I try Monster Hunter PS4? In closing a 3 way with Megatech and Zodd is something I would be REPULSED by. Tyvm.

Well as long as we have that settled, then. To much of CE's disappointment, I'm sure. :P I think you should try MH on the PS4, yes. That way you can join my squad and Discord, and you/Zodd/mega is like, a dream team, right?
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That's the dream team for me heh heh
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REPULSED by? Gavi doesnt want to be the cream filling in our Oreo cookie, Mega
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OwO What's this~?
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L-l-lewd!
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Zodd3224 posted...

REPULSED by? Gavi doesnt want to be the cream filling in our Oreo cookie, Mega

How come he don't want me man?

-Gavirulax- posted...

Yes!
Seriously that is the only one I sent though.

And I was using reverse psychology.
Will likely try MH later this week.

Oh I see. I shoulda known youd hit below the belt!
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Will dis be your first Monster Hunter gavi?

It looks fun but I'm a lil hesitant tbh
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Why are you hesitant vegy? It's only gotten raving reviews from people who are veterans and noobs alike.
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I'll allow vegy on the Discord only if he talks normally. *squint*

-Gavirulax- posted...

Yes!
Seriously that is the only one I sent though.

And I was using reverse psychology.
Will likely try MH later this week.

Sounds like it's your first one. Let me know when you do start playing, I'm happy to help.
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Im a noob and I am completely addicted. Its a wonderful game.
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