Current Events > Where should I start with becoming a hipster?

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I feel like someone around my age should, at least once, embrace themselves in the hipster community to get the most out of my life.
But first, I must become one so they'll accept me.
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First, you have to get a job at a locally-owned coffee shop or start your own.

Then you buy all your coffee beans at Trader Joe's and pretend they're your own.

Then you buy a few Macbooks and open an Instagram account
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you gotta change your wardrobe and music choices
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Everything you own must be made out of hemp

Including your iPhone case
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Man, these are starting to sound intense, but I have to remember that I'm doing this for a greater good.
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Common Projects Achilles low
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Only listen to obscure music, preferably local bands. If you can find it on iTunes or Spotify, it isn't obscure enough.

Two_Dee posted...

Common Projects Achilles low

These are so expensive. I thought I was only suppose to shop at thrift store?
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Buy one of those Project Red iPhones so you can pretend you're helping cure HIV

Also the only shoes you're allowed to wear are Tom's
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Don't forget one of these stickers for your car


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drink IPAs
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make every strand of hair on your head exactly the same length, then wax it
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You exist so you disqualify.
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Wear those big glasses
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Hipster? What is this, 2010.
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