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Sami1000
02/05/18 1:42:07 AM
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There i said it. She has issues that his husband and children are gods compared to normal humans, and are some of the strongest people in their universe, but she feels somehow embarrassed by all this and would prefer them all be as weak as normal humans, so next time someone attacks earth they could all die as a happy family. She fucking KNEW what kind of person Goku is when she married him. He's simple guy who is warrior to the core. If the money is an issue he could make millions very easily by winning effortlessly any tournament in the earth or just do some physical labor. But hey! fuck that. Its better he work as a farmer or in office and makes 13 zenis per hour or whatever and earns equal to grand prize money by doing 100 years of mundane shit. Everytime Goku BARELY saves the earth by some miracle ass pull, Chi chi never fucking learns. Earth depends on Goku and Vegeta to be its protectors. She would rather let all people in earth to get destroyed, so she can turn Goku into some cuck she would had liked to marry. She's like buying a stone and yells at it and does everything to completely change what it is to turn it into comfortable pillow. Why don't they just get divorced?
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KingCrabCake
02/05/18 1:43:58 AM
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She's actually a good wife
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Behaviorism
02/05/18 1:44:21 AM
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I'd nail her
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Tezlok
02/05/18 1:44:22 AM
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She wanted Gohan to to go to school instead of training to beat Cell. If she got her way, Gohan would go to school and then Cell blows up the earth
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Tezlok
02/05/18 1:44:47 AM
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The best wife is 18
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Sami1000
02/05/18 1:47:01 AM
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KingCrabCake posted...
She's actually a good wife


They're not compatible with each other. She doesn't like what Goku is and what he can do. She's not accepting her husband as he is. How's that good wife and not selfish asshole?

Tezlok posted...
She wanted Gohan to to go to school instead of training to beat Cell. If she got her way, Gohan would go to school and then Cell blows up the earth


She's greatly limiting both Goku and Gohan's potential.
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anth0ny
02/05/18 1:48:03 AM
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im vegeta irl ama
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Game_Fan09
02/05/18 1:49:50 AM
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Tezlok posted...
She wanted Gohan to to go to school instead of training to beat Cell. If she got her way, Gohan would go to school and then Cell blows up the earth

She's a loving mom who doesn't want her son to be destroyed. Whats so terrible about that?
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Tezlok
02/05/18 1:51:20 AM
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Game_Fan09 posted...
Tezlok posted...
She wanted Gohan to to go to school instead of training to beat Cell. If she got her way, Gohan would go to school and then Cell blows up the earth

She's a loving mom who doesn't want her son to be destroyed. Whats so terrible about that?

He will be destroyed for sure if he doesn't train.
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Unquestionable
02/05/18 1:52:38 AM
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It's pretty much for comedy. I mean hell there are more than enough continuity issues just looking back at the original Dragon Ball for me to get upset about how Chi Chi clearly has no concern for the bigger picture.
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KingCrabCake
02/05/18 1:59:20 AM
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Sami1000 posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
She's actually a good wife


They're not compatible with each other. She doesn't like what Goku is and what he can do. She's not accepting her husband as he is. How's that good wife and not selfish asshole?

Tezlok posted...
She wanted Gohan to to go to school instead of training to beat Cell. If she got her way, Gohan would go to school and then Cell blows up the earth


She's greatly limiting both Goku and Gohan's potential.


Her husband keeps dying and leaving her and her kids behind. Pretty solid reason for her to be upset
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Sami1000
02/05/18 2:00:07 AM
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Game_Fan09 posted...
Tezlok posted...
She wanted Gohan to to go to school instead of training to beat Cell. If she got her way, Gohan would go to school and then Cell blows up the earth

She's a loving mom who doesn't want her son to be destroyed. Whats so terrible about that?


She's loving mom who prefers her son to die as a weak human than strong warrior who has a chance of winning, and not dying.
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ForestLogic
02/05/18 2:01:08 AM
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KingCrabCake posted...
She's actually a good wife


She's objectively not. She's a fucking domestic abuser.
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KingCrabCake
02/05/18 2:05:13 AM
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ForestLogic posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
She's actually a good wife


She's objectively not. She's a fucking domestic abuser.


Thats using our standards. She can't hurt Goku at all.
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ForestLogic
02/05/18 2:06:51 AM
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KingCrabCake posted...
ForestLogic posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
She's actually a good wife


She's objectively not. She's a fucking domestic abuser.


Thats using our standards. She can't hurt Goku at all.


Uh. Someone doesn't need to be physically injured to constitute abuse.

Please tell me you understand that, right.
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Back_Stabbath
02/05/18 2:08:12 AM
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yeah, goku has fluked death twice now. she has a right to worry.
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KingCrabCake
02/05/18 2:08:56 AM
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ForestLogic posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
ForestLogic posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
She's actually a good wife


She's objectively not. She's a fucking domestic abuser.


Thats using our standards. She can't hurt Goku at all.


Uh. Someone doesn't need to be physically injured to constitute abuse.

Please tell me you understand that, right.


Yes i do. But if we are going that route... Goku is a terrible father.

Please tell me you understand that, right.

They're like a match made in heaven
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ForestLogic
02/05/18 2:10:38 AM
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KingCrabCake posted...
ForestLogic posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
ForestLogic posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
She's actually a good wife


She's objectively not. She's a fucking domestic abuser.


Thats using our standards. She can't hurt Goku at all.


Uh. Someone doesn't need to be physically injured to constitute abuse.

Please tell me you understand that, right.


Yes i do. But if we are going that route... Goku is a terrible father.

Please tell me you understand that, right.

They're like a match made in heaven


God. Posts like this make the new flaming rule SO hard to swallow.
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KingCrabCake
02/05/18 2:12:48 AM
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ForestLogic posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
ForestLogic posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
ForestLogic posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
She's actually a good wife


She's objectively not. She's a fucking domestic abuser.


Thats using our standards. She can't hurt Goku at all.


Uh. Someone doesn't need to be physically injured to constitute abuse.

Please tell me you understand that, right.


Yes i do. But if we are going that route... Goku is a terrible father.

Please tell me you understand that, right.

They're like a match made in heaven


God. Posts like this make the new flaming rule SO hard to swallow.


Im agreeing with you buddy. I'm also pointing out that Goku fits the same mold. Calm down
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Sami1000
02/05/18 2:12:52 AM
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KingCrabCake posted...
ForestLogic posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
ForestLogic posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
She's actually a good wife


She's objectively not. She's a fucking domestic abuser.


Thats using our standards. She can't hurt Goku at all.


Uh. Someone doesn't need to be physically injured to constitute abuse.

Please tell me you understand that, right.


Yes i do. But if we are going that route... Goku is a terrible father.

Please tell me you understand that, right.

They're like a match made in heaven


Goku is a sayian. For Sayian standards he's Ned Flanders, hell even Vegeta is father of the year. They are great fathers for their half sayian kids. They're warrior race, its pretty obvious nothing their kids try will work for them if it isn't about getting stronger or fighting. Chi chi is only a human, who understands absolutely nothing about Sayians. She's like bear trying to raise eagles.
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Paragon21XX
02/05/18 2:12:57 AM
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Did you miss the part in Super where Vegeta admits that Saiyan men instinctually prefer women that are extremely strong-willed? So what we may see as terrible qualities, Saiyans see as very attractive.
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Game_Fan09
02/05/18 2:13:16 AM
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Sami1000 posted...
Game_Fan09 posted...
Tezlok posted...
She wanted Gohan to to go to school instead of training to beat Cell. If she got her way, Gohan would go to school and then Cell blows up the earth

She's a loving mom who doesn't want her son to be destroyed. Whats so terrible about that?


She's loving mom who prefers her son to die as a weak human than strong warrior who has a chance of winning, and not dying.

She's a human woman idk if she cares if her son is some super warrior.
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KingCrabCake
02/05/18 2:15:10 AM
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Sami1000 posted...


Goku is a sayian. For Sayian standards he's Ned Flanders, hell even Vegeta is father of the year. They are great fathers for their half sayian kids. They're warrior race, its pretty obvious nothing their kids try will work for them if it isn't about getting stronger or fighting. Chi chi is only a human, who understands absolutely nothing about Sayians. She's like bear trying to raise eagles.


Again...she married a man she loves...she saw him die multiple times so its quite understandable why a wife wouldn't want her husband or kid fighting
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Tadamoto38
02/05/18 2:15:35 AM
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Agreed. Chichi is the worse female in the whole series. She's just the epitome of a bitch. I don't know why Goku just doesn't leave her now. There's a whole planet of female saiyans in universe 6. Go there and pick one.
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Sami1000
02/05/18 2:26:36 AM
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Paragon21XX posted...
Did you miss the part in Super where Vegeta admits that Saiyan men instinctually prefer women that are extremely strong-willed? So what we may see as terrible qualities, Saiyans see as very attractive.


women can't be strong willed and sane?

Game_Fan09 posted...
Sami1000 posted...
Game_Fan09 posted...
Tezlok posted...
She wanted Gohan to to go to school instead of training to beat Cell. If she got her way, Gohan would go to school and then Cell blows up the earth

She's a loving mom who doesn't want her son to be destroyed. Whats so terrible about that?


She's loving mom who prefers her son to die as a weak human than strong warrior who has a chance of winning, and not dying.

She's a human woman idk if she cares if her son is some super warrior.


I could reply with the exact same message you quoted to answer to this...

KingCrabCake posted...
Sami1000 posted...


Goku is a sayian. For Sayian standards he's Ned Flanders, hell even Vegeta is father of the year. They are great fathers for their half sayian kids. They're warrior race, its pretty obvious nothing their kids try will work for them if it isn't about getting stronger or fighting. Chi chi is only a human, who understands absolutely nothing about Sayians. She's like bear trying to raise eagles.


Again...she married a man she loves...she saw him die multiple times so its quite understandable why a wife wouldn't want her husband or kid fighting


If Goku never sacrificed or fought there wouldn't be earth. Goku would be dead anyway.
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scar the 1
02/05/18 2:28:14 AM
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Goku isn't exactly a great husband either...
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yusiko
02/05/18 2:29:02 AM
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piccolo was a better father to gohan
its sweet that piccolo was in gohan's wedding photos

akira doesnt write romance well he said himself so he just skips the romance building part and just makes people into couples off screen and then makes the woman house wives because japan.

even 18 is a regular housewife after she got married
though it is nice that he didnt forget she is still one of the most powerful z fighters and had her enter the tournament of power
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KingCrabCake
02/05/18 2:30:31 AM
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Sami1000 posted...


If Goku never sacrificed or fought there wouldn't be earth. Goku would be dead anyway.


Eh there's also the theory that without goku there wouldn't be other threats coming and theres also other heroes as well
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Game_Fan09
02/05/18 2:31:14 AM
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Doesn't Cell kill Goku tho?
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Guerrilla Soldier
02/05/18 2:41:15 AM
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bulma's best
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ForestLogic
02/05/18 1:26:42 PM
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The thing that bothers me the most about Chi Chi is how they pretty much forced her into this shallow trope one-joke personality about not wanting her sons to fight, out of nowhere starting at DBZ.
Prior to that she was a fighter herself. Hell she even randomly spars with Goten in the Buu Saga, which is completely at odds with the gimmick they slapped onto her for the entire series up until then.

There was never any explanation AFAIK for her to go from feisty tomboy warrior princess in Dragon Ball to OH GOD YOU HAVE TO DO YOUR HOMEWORK AND BECOME A BUSINESSMAN in DBZ onward.
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darkphoenix181
02/05/18 1:28:24 PM
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Goku literally died and was gone awhile.

So she has legitimate concerns.
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darkphoenix181
02/05/18 1:31:28 PM
#33:


Tadamoto38 posted...
Agreed. Chichi is the worse female in the whole series. She's just the epitome of a bitch. I don't know why Goku just doesn't leave her now. There's a whole planet of female saiyans in universe 6. Go there and pick one.


Cause saiyans aren't good.

It would end up with the mom fighting the kid and almost or possibly killing him just for the thrill of battle.

Heh, even Goku does this. Infact, if it wasn't for Chi Chi "nagging" Goku, he might have killed Gohan via training.
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_Near_
02/05/18 1:32:04 PM
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Vegeta said that Saiyans are attracted to feisty and strong willed women. People like Goku need a fucking check so that he doesn't do something stupid like endangering the entire fucking universe just to fight some strong people. That's worse than anything Chi-Chi has ever done.
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marc55
02/05/18 1:58:53 PM
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_Near_ posted...
Vegeta said that Saiyans are attracted to feisty and strong willed women. People like Goku need a fucking check so that he doesn't do something stupid like endangering the entire fucking universe just to fight some strong people. That's worse than anything Chi-Chi has ever done.


i thought that was vegeta
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Kaname_Madoka
02/05/18 2:00:14 PM
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shes less annoying in the manga

BECAUSE SHES HARDLY THERE LMAO
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Tezlok
02/05/18 2:00:17 PM
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I've always wanted to see Goku and Vegeta swap wives for a little while. I bet Vegeta thinks about Chichi. And I bet there is some long hidden sexual tension between Goku and Bulma
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darkphoenix181
02/05/18 2:13:36 PM
#38:


Tezlok posted...
And I bet there is some long hidden sexual tension between Goku and Bulma


Goku is asexual. Chi Chi literally wrestles him for his man juice and he only married her because he promised to do so when he was a child. According to Super he never kissed her which is a poor retcon.

Bulma might have some naughty thoughts about him though. Infact, she probably dreams about him and vegeta wrestling naked as do many fans.
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yusiko
02/05/18 2:35:24 PM
#39:


I don't care what team four star says. Piccolo has a dick
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Kaname_Madoka
02/05/18 2:35:51 PM
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yusiko posted...
I don't care what team four star says. Piccolo has a dick

yusiko post :^)
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pinky0926
02/05/18 2:38:04 PM
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Her husband runs away and leaves her to raise their child by herself almost all the time - not out of a selfless desire to save the world, but mainly because he finds it fun and wants to see how strong he is.

Goku is the asshole.
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marc55
02/05/18 4:24:15 PM
#42:


pinky0926 posted...
Her husband runs away and leaves her to raise their child by herself almost all the time - not out of a selfless desire to save the world, but mainly because he finds it fun and wants to see how strong he is.

Goku is the asshole.


thats expected

he was tricked into marriage
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scar the 1
02/05/18 5:00:50 PM
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marc55 posted...
pinky0926 posted...
Her husband runs away and leaves her to raise their child by herself almost all the time - not out of a selfless desire to save the world, but mainly because he finds it fun and wants to see how strong he is.

Goku is the asshole.


thats expected

he was tricked into marriage

He was definitely capable of turning her down, had he wanted to.
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yusiko
02/05/18 5:09:52 PM
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Kaname_Madoka posted...
yusiko posted...
I don't care what team four star says. Piccolo has a dick

yusiko post :^)


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A_Good_Boy
02/05/18 5:17:02 PM
#45:


Sami1000 posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
ForestLogic posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
ForestLogic posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
She's actually a good wife


She's objectively not. She's a fucking domestic abuser.


Thats using our standards. She can't hurt Goku at all.


Uh. Someone doesn't need to be physically injured to constitute abuse.

Please tell me you understand that, right.


Yes i do. But if we are going that route... Goku is a terrible father.

Please tell me you understand that, right.

They're like a match made in heaven


Goku is a sayian. For Sayian standards he's Ned Flanders, hell even Vegeta is father of the year. They are great fathers for their half sayian kids. They're warrior race, its pretty obvious nothing their kids try will work for them if it isn't about getting stronger or fighting. Chi chi is only a human, who understands absolutely nothing about Sayians. She's like bear trying to raise eagles.

This is a pretty shitty excuse. Goku didn't even know he was a saiyan until their son was already 5 years old. And by then he's already sending their child off to spend time with a dude that dedicated his existence to enslaving the world and murdering her husband. Every one of Chi-Chi's gripes is completely understandable when you don't look at her from the lens of Goku.
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Vulgorn
02/05/18 5:21:26 PM
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Tbh I find chi chi annoying as fuck, but I still think the way she acts is understandable even if I disagree with it
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Sami1000
02/05/18 5:46:00 PM
#48:


A_Good_Boy posted...
Sami1000 posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
ForestLogic posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
ForestLogic posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
She's actually a good wife


She's objectively not. She's a fucking domestic abuser.


Thats using our standards. She can't hurt Goku at all.


Uh. Someone doesn't need to be physically injured to constitute abuse.

Please tell me you understand that, right.


Yes i do. But if we are going that route... Goku is a terrible father.

Please tell me you understand that, right.

They're like a match made in heaven


Goku is a sayian. For Sayian standards he's Ned Flanders, hell even Vegeta is father of the year. They are great fathers for their half sayian kids. They're warrior race, its pretty obvious nothing their kids try will work for them if it isn't about getting stronger or fighting. Chi chi is only a human, who understands absolutely nothing about Sayians. She's like bear trying to raise eagles.

This is a pretty shitty excuse. Goku didn't even know he was a saiyan until their son was already 5 years old. And by then he's already sending their child off to spend time with a dude that dedicated his existence to enslaving the world and murdering her husband. Every one of Chi-Chi's gripes is completely understandable when you don't look at her from the lens of Goku.


It doesn't matter he didn't know he was a sayian, he still was one. Also, it was emergency to train Gohan. One guy came to earth out of nowhere who was way stronger than anyone else. Earth would had been almost gone if they didn't win. But yeah i agree, its better to die as a weakling than to get strong and have chance to live and safe billions of people and everyone you ever loved.
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marc55
02/05/18 6:51:15 PM
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she chooses goku because of how he is but she hates that part of goku at the same time.....because she doesnt want his sons to be like him
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Turbam
02/05/18 6:52:15 PM
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Yeah, but is she hot?
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