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DevsBro 02/05/18 8:26:27 AM #1:	They can't fly! I mean flying is THE thing about birds. Like, if some dude came up to you and said he was a bird, your first go-to method of convincing him he's not is to ask him if he can fly. But DevsBro, what about bats? Those fly! Of course they do. They're birds. Flying makes them birds. Flies are birds. Mosquitos are birds. Pigeons, helicopters, pilots, all birds. But ostriches? No. Can't fly? Not a bird. --- http://backloggery.com/devsbro/sig.gif http://i.imgur.com/kU5vu5N.png Never pepper popcorn <cite>DevsBro posted [p:895495076] in How are os... [t:76285157]...</cite> <quote>They can't fly! I mean flying is THE thing about birds. Like, if some dude came up to you and said he was a bird, your first go-to method of convincing him he's not is to ask him if he can fly. But DevsBro, what about bats? Those fly! Of course they do. They're birds. Flying makes them birds. Flies are birds. Mosquitos are birds. Pigeons, helicopters, pilots, all birds. But ostriches? No. Can't fly? Not a bird.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doom_Art 02/05/18 8:27:57 AM #2:	Penguins are birds and they can't fly --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 http://i.imgur.com/mPvcy.png <cite>Doom_Art posted [p:895495132] in How are os... [t:76285157]...</cite> <quote>Penguins are birds and they can't fly</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 02/05/18 8:28:22 AM #3:	No they're not --- http://backloggery.com/devsbro/sig.gif http://i.imgur.com/kU5vu5N.png Never pepper popcorn <cite>DevsBro posted [p:895495145] in How are os... [t:76285157]...</cite> <quote>No they're not</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
I Like Toast 02/05/18 8:57:00 AM #4:	Because bird is an English word and thus like the English language it needs some random and arbitrary exceptions to rules. Same thing with fish/mammal for dolphins --- If you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all <cite>I Like Toast posted [p:895496024] in How are os... [t:76285157]...</cite> <quote>Because bird is an English word and thus like the English language it needs some random and arbitrary exceptions to rules. Same thing with fish/mammal for dolphins</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YOUHAVENOHOPE 02/05/18 8:57:41 AM #5:	what do you suggest we call avian animals that can't fly then --- http://i.imgur.com/kpXTakw.gif http://i.imgur.com/Pto3yPa.jpg http://media.giphy.com/media/NBVBnHv8bV13q/giphy.gif <cite>YOUHAVENOHOPE posted [p:895496041] in How are os... [t:76285157]...</cite> <quote>what do you suggest we call avian animals that can't fly then</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 02/05/18 8:58:39 AM #6:	Nothing because there's no such thing. --- http://backloggery.com/devsbro/sig.gif http://i.imgur.com/kU5vu5N.png Never pepper popcorn <cite>DevsBro posted [p:895496078] in How are os... [t:76285157]...</cite> <quote>Nothing because there's no such thing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YOUHAVENOHOPE 02/05/18 8:59:33 AM #7:	are ostriches dinosaurs --- http://i.imgur.com/kpXTakw.gif http://i.imgur.com/Pto3yPa.jpg http://media.giphy.com/media/NBVBnHv8bV13q/giphy.gif <cite>YOUHAVENOHOPE posted [p:895496112] in How are os... [t:76285157]...</cite> <quote>are ostriches dinosaurs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hairy-man 02/05/18 8:59:52 AM #8:	Birds have beaks and wings Checkmate. Youre done --- Your friendly, neighborhood Hairyman Not changing sig until REmake2 is released! Hah <cite>Hairy-man posted [p:895496123] in How are os... [t:76285157]...</cite> <quote>Birds have beaks and wings Checkmate. Youre done</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 02/05/18 9:00:40 AM #9:	Bats don't --- http://backloggery.com/devsbro/sig.gif http://i.imgur.com/kU5vu5N.png Never pepper popcorn <cite>DevsBro posted [p:895496140] in How are os... [t:76285157]...</cite> <quote>Bats don't</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YOUHAVENOHOPE 02/05/18 9:00:41 AM #10:	Hairy-man posted... Birds have beaks and wings Checkmate. Youre done Wings are used to fly, and ostriches don't fly therefore, does it have wings? --- http://i.imgur.com/kpXTakw.gif http://i.imgur.com/Pto3yPa.jpg http://media.giphy.com/media/NBVBnHv8bV13q/giphy.gif <cite>YOUHAVENOHOPE posted [p:895496141] in How are os... [t:76285157]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hairy-man posted...</cite> <quote>Birds have beaks and wings Checkmate. Youre done</quote> Wings are used to fly, and ostriches don't fly therefore, does it have wings?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hairy-man 02/05/18 9:01:11 AM #11:	Ostriches are demons --- Your friendly, neighborhood Hairyman Not changing sig until REmake2 is released! Hah <cite>Hairy-man posted [p:895496150] in How are os... [t:76285157]...</cite> <quote>Ostriches are demons</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 02/05/18 9:04:16 AM #12:	DevsBro posted... Pigeons, helicopters, pilots, all birds I'm convinced. --- http://i.imgur.com/BGbZK.gif <cite>Funkydog posted [p:895496256] in How are os... [t:76285157]...</cite> <quote><cite>DevsBro posted...</cite> <quote> Pigeons, helicopters, pilots, all birds</quote> I'm convinced.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KK_the_Slider 02/05/18 9:05:45 AM #13:	The only thing used to describe birds is feathers. Does it have feathers? Then it is a bird. --- FC: 4879-6025-2834 <cite>KK_the_Slider posted [p:895496299] in How are os... [t:76285157]...</cite> <quote>The only thing used to describe birds is feathers. Does it have feathers? Then it is a bird.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 02/05/18 9:06:25 AM #14:	Pillows have feathers --- http://backloggery.com/devsbro/sig.gif http://i.imgur.com/kU5vu5N.png Never pepper popcorn <cite>DevsBro posted [p:895496317] in How are os... [t:76285157]...</cite> <quote>Pillows have feathers</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KK_the_Slider 02/05/18 9:06:59 AM #15:	DevsBro posted... Pillows have feathers Pillows are birds then. --- FC: 4879-6025-2834 <cite>KK_the_Slider posted [p:895496336] in How are os... [t:76285157]...</cite> <quote><cite>DevsBro posted...</cite> <quote>Pillows have feathers</quote> Pillows are birds then.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 02/05/18 9:07:15 AM #16:	DevsBro posted... Pillows have feathers Yes. And pillows are birds. What is the issue? --- http://i.imgur.com/BGbZK.gif <cite>Funkydog posted [p:895496345] in How are os... [t:76285157]...</cite> <quote><cite>DevsBro posted...</cite> <quote>Pillows have feathers</quote> Yes. And pillows are birds. What is the issue?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hairy-man 02/05/18 9:07:47 AM #17:	Birds are actually pillows --- Your friendly, neighborhood Hairyman Not changing sig until REmake2 is released! Hah <cite>Hairy-man posted [p:895496358] in How are os... [t:76285157]...</cite> <quote>Birds are actually pillows</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 02/05/18 9:08:01 AM #18:	But they can't fly. --- http://backloggery.com/devsbro/sig.gif http://i.imgur.com/kU5vu5N.png Never pepper popcorn <cite>DevsBro posted [p:895496363] in How are os... [t:76285157]...</cite> <quote>But they can't fly.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thompson 02/05/18 9:13:48 AM #19:	DevsBro posted... But they can't fly. A thrown pillow will fly. --- Sigs are rather pointless, except if it's to showcase animation and images. <cite>Thompson posted [p:895496561] in How are os... [t:76285157]...</cite> <quote><cite>DevsBro posted...</cite> <quote>But they can't fly.</quote> A thrown pillow will fly.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 02/05/18 9:15:25 AM #20:	Nah that's falling with style --- http://backloggery.com/devsbro/sig.gif http://i.imgur.com/kU5vu5N.png Never pepper popcorn <cite>DevsBro posted [p:895496624] in How are os... [t:76285157]...</cite> <quote>Nah that's falling with style</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
specialkid8 02/05/18 9:16:06 AM #21:	Can someone make a flow chart? I'm getting confused on what is and isn't birds now. <cite>specialkid8 posted [p:895496642] in How are os... [t:76285157]...</cite> <quote>Can someone make a flow chart? I'm getting confused on what is and isn't birds now.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 02/05/18 9:16:26 AM #22:	Pillows can go in planes/helicopters Planes/helicopters fly Hence, pillows can fly. --- http://i.imgur.com/BGbZK.gif <cite>Funkydog posted [p:895496656] in How are os... [t:76285157]...</cite> <quote>Pillows can go in planes/helicopters Planes/helicopters fly Hence, pillows can fly.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 02/05/18 9:18:34 AM #23:	Well I mean bugs can go in sparrows so they can fly too --- http://backloggery.com/devsbro/sig.gif http://i.imgur.com/kU5vu5N.png Never pepper popcorn <cite>DevsBro posted [p:895496735] in How are os... [t:76285157]...</cite> <quote>Well I mean bugs can go in sparrows so they can fly too</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 02/05/18 9:21:29 AM #24:	Exactly. --- http://i.imgur.com/BGbZK.gif <cite>Funkydog posted [p:895496854] in How are os... [t:76285157]...</cite> <quote>Exactly.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 02/05/18 9:22:29 AM #25:	Germs too But you know what can't go in a bird Ostriches --- http://backloggery.com/devsbro/sig.gif http://i.imgur.com/kU5vu5N.png Never pepper popcorn <cite>DevsBro posted [p:895496894] in How are os... [t:76285157]...</cite> <quote>Germs too But you know what can't go in a bird Ostriches</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 02/05/18 9:23:37 AM #26:	But what if the ostrich has its helicopter pilot license? Then it can fly, therefore it's a bird. --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:895496935] in How are os... [t:76285157]...</cite> <quote>But what if the ostrich has its helicopter pilot license? Then it can fly, therefore it's a bird.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 02/05/18 9:25:36 AM #27:	That's absurd Who would give an ostrich a pilot's license But sure, if an ostrich got its pilot's license, that one ostrich would be a bird. --- http://backloggery.com/devsbro/sig.gif http://i.imgur.com/kU5vu5N.png Never pepper popcorn <cite>DevsBro posted [p:895497007] in How are os... [t:76285157]...</cite> <quote>That's absurd Who would give an ostrich a pilot's license But sure, if an ostrich got its pilot's license, that one ostrich would be a bird.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 02/05/18 9:25:55 AM #28:	What about ostrich eggs? What if a bigger bird eats one? Are ostrich eggs then birds, but no longer birds when they hatch?! --- http://i.imgur.com/BGbZK.gif <cite>Funkydog posted [p:895497019] in How are os... [t:76285157]...</cite> <quote>What about ostrich eggs? What if a bigger bird eats one? Are ostrich eggs then birds, but no longer birds when they hatch?!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 02/05/18 9:27:50 AM #29:	Maybe. Let me ask my expert friend who is a birdologist. --- http://backloggery.com/devsbro/sig.gif http://i.imgur.com/kU5vu5N.png Never pepper popcorn <cite>DevsBro posted [p:895497096] in How are os... [t:76285157]...</cite> <quote>Maybe. Let me ask my expert friend who is a birdologist.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 02/05/18 9:28:36 AM #30:	He said ostriches are birds and pillows aren't. I'm calling the bird society to get him fired. --- http://backloggery.com/devsbro/sig.gif http://i.imgur.com/kU5vu5N.png Never pepper popcorn <cite>DevsBro posted [p:895497123] in How are os... [t:76285157]...</cite> <quote>He said ostriches are birds and pillows aren't. I'm calling the bird society to get him fired.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ricemills 02/05/18 9:31:05 AM #31:	Funkydog posted... Pillows can go in planes/helicopters Planes/helicopters fly Hence, pillows can fly. pillows are helicopters. --- You have the right to remain silent, anything you post will be misquoted, then used against you. <cite>Ricemills posted [p:895497211] in How are os... [t:76285157]...</cite> <quote><cite>Funkydog posted...</cite> <quote>Pillows can go in planes/helicopters Planes/helicopters fly Hence, pillows can fly.</quote> pillows are helicopters.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 02/05/18 9:32:10 AM #32:	Ricemills posted... Funkydog posted... Pillows can go in planes/helicopters Planes/helicopters fly Hence, pillows can fly. pillows are helicopters. But what if it's a pillow made from ostrich feathers?! --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:895497247] in How are os... [t:76285157]...</cite> <quote><cite>Ricemills posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Funkydog posted...</cite> <quote>Pillows can go in planes/helicopters Planes/helicopters fly Hence, pillows can fly.</quote> pillows are helicopters.</quote> But what if it's a pillow made from ostrich feathers?!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ricemills 02/05/18 9:32:53 AM #33:	stone posted... Ricemills posted... Funkydog posted... Pillows can go in planes/helicopters Planes/helicopters fly Hence, pillows can fly. pillows are helicopters. But what if it's a pillow made from ostrich feathers?! it means ostriches are helicopters. --- You have the right to remain silent, anything you post will be misquoted, then used against you. <cite>Ricemills posted [p:895497278] in How are os... [t:76285157]...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Ricemills posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Funkydog posted...</cite> <quote>Pillows can go in planes/helicopters Planes/helicopters fly Hence, pillows can fly.</quote> pillows are helicopters.</quote> But what if it's a pillow made from ostrich feathers?!</quote> it means ostriches are helicopters.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 02/05/18 9:34:49 AM #34:	Wait a minute maybe we've been thinking about it backwards since the dawn of tim. Maybe birds are a kind of ostrich instead of the other way around. Oatriches that can fly. :O --- http://backloggery.com/devsbro/sig.gif http://i.imgur.com/kU5vu5N.png Never pepper popcorn <cite>DevsBro posted [p:895497352] in How are os... [t:76285157]...</cite> <quote>Wait a minute maybe we've been thinking about it backwards since the dawn of tim. Maybe birds are a kind of ostrich instead of the other way around. Oatriches that can fly. :O</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 02/05/18 10:01:50 AM #35:	DevsBro posted... Oatriches that can fly. :O Wait, wait. Grains of OATS can fly now? --- http://i.imgur.com/BGbZK.gif <cite>Funkydog posted [p:895498361] in How are os... [t:76285157]...</cite> <quote><cite>DevsBro posted...</cite> <quote>Oatriches that can fly. :O</quote> Wait, wait. Grains of OATS can fly now?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bobtuse 02/05/18 10:46:50 AM #36:	tc is going to be unpopular with the CEmus --- . <cite>bobtuse posted [p:895500357] in How are os... [t:76285157]...</cite> <quote>tc is going to be unpopular with the CEmus</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HydraSlayer82 02/05/18 10:55:37 AM #37:	Kiwis. Moas. Emus. Also, not too long ago: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant_bird Yep, Im an avid birder. --- Sigless user <cite>HydraSlayer82 posted [p:895500794] in How are os... [t:76285157]...</cite> <quote>Kiwis. Moas. Emus. Also, not too long ago: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant_bird Yep, Im an avid birder.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 02/05/18 11:26:56 AM #38:	:\| --- Ave, true to Caesar. <cite>chill02 posted [p:895502245] in How are os... [t:76285157]...</cite> <quote>:\|</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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