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deupd_u
02/13/18 6:57:48 AM
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Hitchhike on the side of the road with a sign that says, "Poundtown or bust - Happy Valentine's," probably get picked up by some obese, single mom in her 50s who reeks of cigarettes, go to Poundtown, catch every STD, wake up naked 2 states away.
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nevershine
02/13/18 6:58:28 AM
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10/10
Need pics
Also post results
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Two_Dee
02/13/18 7:03:47 AM
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Sounds like a good night to me
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Chicken
02/13/18 7:05:50 AM
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Naw that obese mom still has a dozen guys persuing her on tinder that are richer and look better than you.
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