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Deadpool_18
02/13/18 4:31:09 PM
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I get hes a great leader, but bruh never even utilizes his beams when most necessary.
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Carlbertomfg
02/13/18 4:33:51 PM
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It wasn't until I got older that I realized the depth of his actuOPTIC BLAST OPTIC BLAST OPTIC BLAST
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Deadpool_18
02/13/18 4:34:41 PM
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Carlbertomfg posted...
It wasn't until I got older that I realized the depth of his actuOPTIC BLAST OPTIC BLAST OPTIC BLAST


Hes a one trick pony, yo.
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Blue_Inigo
02/13/18 4:35:43 PM
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His ability is actually pretty fucking cool
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Deadpool_18
02/13/18 4:37:18 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
His ability is actually pretty fucking cool


Examples? Dude cant even fuck without a visor.
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Ammonitida
02/13/18 4:37:57 PM
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Cyclop's power can be duplicated by any human grunt with a standard energy weapon.
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Ammonitida
02/13/18 4:38:40 PM
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Angel pre-Horsemen is silly too.
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Esrac
02/13/18 4:38:46 PM
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Carlbertomfg posted...
It wasn't until I got older that I realized the depth of his actuOPTIC BLAST OPTIC BLAST OPTIC BLAST


<insert Justin Wong Cyclops comeback here>
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BuckVanHammer
02/13/18 4:39:31 PM
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Dude can warm up pizza rolls anywhere, that's pretty legit.
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JE19426
02/13/18 4:40:50 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
Dude cant even fuck without a visor.


Sure he can. He just needs to close his eyes.
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hollow_shrine
02/13/18 4:41:12 PM
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BuckVanHammer posted...
Dude can warm up pizza rolls anywhere, that's pretty legit.

But he can't. The eye beams don't generate heat, but force. Any heat generate is the energy waste caused by friction.

JE19426 posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
Dude cant even fuck without a visor.


Sure he can. He just needs to close his eyes.

Or have his girlfriend literally switch his powers off. Both Phoenix and Emma know how to do it, though it's only temporary, and usually involves dangerous mind tampering.
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Gheb
02/13/18 4:41:14 PM
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Dude packs ultra-accurate bazookas behind each eye-ball and has the tactical know how to make them work for him and that's still only his lesser power. His primary ability is always being right.
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Deadpool_18
02/13/18 4:41:18 PM
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JE19426 posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
Dude cant even fuck without a visor.


Sure he can. He just needs to close his eyes.


WHO DOES THAT
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Ammonitida
02/13/18 4:41:45 PM
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JE19426 posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
Dude cant even fuck without a visor.


Sure he can. He just needs to close his eyes.


That might be difficult once he reaches climax.
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Deadpool_18
02/13/18 4:41:47 PM
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Gheb posted...
Dude packs ultra-accurate bazookas behind each eye-ball and has the tactical know how to make them work for him and that's still only his lesser power. His primary ability is always being right.


His primary ability is being the Chad of the frat house.
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JE19426
02/13/18 4:41:47 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
WHO DOES THAT


Cyclops does.
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BuckVanHammer
02/13/18 4:42:31 PM
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hollow_shrine posted...
BuckVanHammer posted...
Dude can warm up pizza rolls anywhere, that's pretty legit.

But he can't. The eye beams don't generate heat, but force. Any heat generate is the energy waste caused by friction.


Oh. Ya, fuck that guy.
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Dyinglegacy
02/13/18 4:43:01 PM
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Oddly enough, his eye beams aren't actually lasers. They don't "burn", but they are more of a forceful energy.

I read somewhere that the beams don't even come from his eyes. His eyes are actually a portal to another dimension, and his eyes are just a doorway for the energy to be expelled.
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Ammonitida
02/13/18 4:44:24 PM
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Add to that, his lame mutant power is useless if he is underground where the sun can not power it. Damn, even energy weapon-wielding human thugs do not have such handicaps.
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Esrac
02/13/18 4:45:24 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
Gheb posted...
Dude packs ultra-accurate bazookas behind each eye-ball and has the tactical know how to make them work for him and that's still only his lesser power. His primary ability is always being right.


His primary ability is being the Chad of the frat house.


It is said that his secondary mutation is fucking super hot psychic chicks.
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Ammonitida
02/13/18 4:45:28 PM
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Dyinglegacy posted...
Oddly enough, his eye beams aren't actually lasers. They don't "burn", but they are more of a forceful energy.

I read somewhere that the beams don't even come from his eyes. His eyes are actually a portal to another dimension, and his eyes are just a doorway for the energy to be expelled.


Yet the beams are powered by the sun.
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pegusus123456
02/13/18 4:47:58 PM
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The funniest thing about Cyborg is that he's directly countered by Multiple Man. Multiple Man makes clones of himself whenever he's hit with kinetic force. Cyclops once blasted him and it didn't do anything but make about a hundred Multiple Men.
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Veggeta_EDGE
02/13/18 4:48:19 PM
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Veggeta_EDGE
02/13/18 4:49:14 PM
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Veggeta_EDGE
02/13/18 4:51:25 PM
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Twin3Turbo
02/13/18 4:51:57 PM
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Veggeta_EDGE posted...
27rcGLi

I think I remember reading that. Didn't that happen in one of those early Astonishing X-men comics?
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Veggeta_EDGE
02/13/18 4:52:03 PM
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I mean should I go on?
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Ranting Nord
02/13/18 5:00:59 PM
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I like that they specifically put a fist fight scene in X2 for him because he did nothing in X1 but put his hand to his head.
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Deadpool_18
02/13/18 5:01:50 PM
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JE19426 posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
WHO DOES THAT


Cyclops does.


Like a What are we? kind of dude after he dances with a girl at the club for five minutes.
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Reis
02/13/18 5:03:11 PM
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Veggeta_EDGE posted...
I mean should I go on?


Yeah you haven't convinced me
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Deadpool_18
02/13/18 7:05:20 PM
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Reis posted...
Veggeta_EDGE posted...
I mean should I go on?


Yeah you haven't convinced me


Seriously. It takes a decent writer to make him a decent X-Man
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Spidey5
02/13/18 7:11:37 PM
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Dyinglegacy posted...
and his eyes are just a doorway for the energy to be expelled.

Hot
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Smashingpmkns
02/13/18 7:13:31 PM
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I always thought Havok was cooler simply because he didn't look like a fucking idiot with Oakleys on
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DevsBro
02/13/18 7:14:34 PM
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Dyinglegacy posted...
I read somewhere that the beams don't even come from his eyes. His eyes are actually a portal to another dimension, and his eyes are just a doorway for the energy to be expelled.

This is why I love comic books.
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Deadpool_18
02/13/18 7:14:41 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
I always thought Havok was cooler simply because he didn't look like a fucking idiot with Oakleys on


That too. Sucks about what happened to him in Apocalypse. Fucking moron, though.
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Smashingpmkns
02/13/18 7:15:06 PM
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Dyinglegacy posted...
Oddly enough, his eye beams aren't actually lasers. They don't "burn", but they are more of a forceful energy.

I read somewhere that the beams don't even come from his eyes. His eyes are actually a portal to another dimension, and his eyes are just a doorway for the energy to be expelled.


I believe that was the explanation for a short period of time in the 80s. I'm pretty sure they changed it cuz it was kinda dumb. Now he absorbs solar energy. Which is also kinda lame.
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Deadpool_18
02/13/18 7:15:52 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Dyinglegacy posted...
Oddly enough, his eye beams aren't actually lasers. They don't "burn", but they are more of a forceful energy.

I read somewhere that the beams don't even come from his eyes. His eyes are actually a portal to another dimension, and his eyes are just a doorway for the energy to be expelled.


I believe that was the explanation for a short period of time in the 80s. I'm pretty sure they changed it cuz it was kinda dumb. Now he absorbs solar energy. Which is also kinda lame.


Hes lame altogether.
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Smashingpmkns
02/13/18 7:17:10 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
Dyinglegacy posted...
Oddly enough, his eye beams aren't actually lasers. They don't "burn", but they are more of a forceful energy.

I read somewhere that the beams don't even come from his eyes. His eyes are actually a portal to another dimension, and his eyes are just a doorway for the energy to be expelled.


I believe that was the explanation for a short period of time in the 80s. I'm pretty sure they changed it cuz it was kinda dumb. Now he absorbs solar energy. Which is also kinda lame.


Hes lame altogether.


He's cool sometimes. But he's basically like Leonardo from TMNT. A total square, by the book leader until shit hits the fan and doesn't go his way. He's usually best when Wolverine is fucking with him.
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DirkDiggles
02/13/18 7:21:30 PM
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Cy only got with Emma Frost because he likes having his balls stepped on and calling her Queen.
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Gheb
02/13/18 7:37:20 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Dyinglegacy posted...
Oddly enough, his eye beams aren't actually lasers. They don't "burn", but they are more of a forceful energy.

I read somewhere that the beams don't even come from his eyes. His eyes are actually a portal to another dimension, and his eyes are just a doorway for the energy to be expelled.


I believe that was the explanation for a short period of time in the 80s. I'm pretty sure they changed it cuz it was kinda dumb. Now he absorbs solar energy. Which is also kinda lame.

Punches from the punch dimension is still canon. It's basically the reasoning for why Cyclops can rip a Sentinel in half without class 100 neck muscles holding his head on. It's also a perfect example for why we don't always need to try and explain comic book superpowers with real life science.
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KingCrabCake
02/13/18 7:37:46 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
I get hes a great leader, but bruh never even utilizes his beams when most necessary.

This isnt even close to being true. Lol
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Veggeta_EDGE
02/13/18 7:40:22 PM
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TC you need to read XMen vs Avengers. Cyclops goes apeshit crazy.
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Ninja-Yatsu
02/13/18 7:43:19 PM
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He essentially has the super-powered version of a disability, similar to Daredevil.

Even with weak powers, him and his equally weak brother Havik have quite a rivalry. Only thing is that Havik can turn his powers off, but Cyclops is stuck with a red vizor (imagine how annoying that would be) due to a childhood injury or something like that.
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KingCrabCake
02/13/18 11:39:30 PM
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Sad how many people posted without reading comics
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bestknicksfan
02/13/18 11:40:05 PM
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Lmfao cuckclops
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pegusus123456
02/14/18 12:23:28 AM
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More Cyclops action.
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Dash_Harber
02/14/18 12:25:57 AM
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Honestly, he's not even a good leader. He freaks out anytime anyone questions him and has a habit of getting teammates killed and throwing tantrums if anyone rivals his undisputed leadership. I feel like he's a relic from a different era of comics and nowadays he ends up coming up as a brash idiot due to him not changing tone much.
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I_Stay_Noided
02/14/18 12:26:19 AM
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tfw you dont know the power of gene splice
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boxington
02/14/18 12:30:13 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
More Cyclops action.
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pegusus123456
02/14/18 12:45:19 AM
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Cyclops also has the respect of Captain America.
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