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Milkman5
02/15/18 1:25:01 PM
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am I getting old?
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Waddlez
02/15/18 1:51:25 PM
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Milkman5
02/15/18 1:52:33 PM
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blazing wings from buffalo wild wings
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voldothegr8
02/15/18 1:53:13 PM
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Lava ass, the only downside to eating delicious spicy goodness.
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Lordgold666
02/15/18 1:55:53 PM
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Lol i love spicy food, just not when its like those fresh jalapenos, they will scorch your entire rectal cavity
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TheGrindery
02/15/18 1:58:01 PM
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That sauce is ghost pepper based. They sell 12oz bottles for just $5. I love it.

Anyway, you'll get no sympathy from me. I touched my dick the day after cutting up chocolate bhutlah peppers and it lit me up intensely despite having washed my hands multiple times yesterday. I had to wrap it in a cold, soaked washcloth. Lol

So yeah this morning could've been better.
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voldothegr8
02/15/18 1:59:24 PM
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TheGrindery posted...
That sauce is ghost pepper based. They sell 12oz bottles for just $5. I love it.

Anyway, you'll get no sympathy from me. I touched my dick the day after cutting up chocolate bhutlah peppers and it lit me up intensely despite having washed my hands multiple times yesterday. I had to wrap it in a cold, soaked washcloth. Lol

So yeah this morning could've been better.

LOL I would have dunked it in a glass of milk.
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TheGrindery
02/15/18 2:02:27 PM
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Vegetable oil is the way to go if you don't mind the feel of it. Capsaicin is an oil so it takes one to dissolve it. The rag only helped because of the coldness.
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Scotty_Rogers
02/15/18 2:03:54 PM
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Talk about butthurt.
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GrAyFoX312k
02/15/18 2:12:20 PM
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Sounds like preparations A-G have failed you. There is only one logical course of action to take to move forward.

Seriously I had a pretty bad case of butt burn after eating my familie's obnoxiously hot papaya salad. Used this stuff and it was instant relief. Just gotta get past the weirdness of applying cream to your hole. Only had to use it once but it worked wonders.
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ROBANN_88
02/15/18 2:14:26 PM
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why is it that your ass can only taste spicy?

just once, i would like to eat a strawberry or something, and feel my ass go "yep, that's strawberry" on the way out
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TheGrindery
02/15/18 2:25:00 PM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
why is it that your ass can only taste spicy?

just once, i would like to eat a strawberry or something, and feel my ass go "yep, that's strawberry" on the way out

Gotta know bitter to understand sweet. Basically you would taste the shit flavor too.
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