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Complete_Idi0t
02/15/18 4:54:43 PM
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I got 2 numbers correct and won $3!
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jpenny2
02/15/18 4:59:11 PM
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Are you going to forget about CE now that you have money?
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DeanAuryn
02/15/18 5:01:41 PM
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I won the Nigerian lottery of $8,250,000 and I didnt even enter it!
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Silver Bearings
02/15/18 5:03:33 PM
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DeanAuryn posted...
I won the Nigerian lottery of $8,250,000 and I didnt even enter it!

If you send me $15,000, I'll help you collect it.
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DeanAuryn
02/15/18 5:13:43 PM
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Silver Bearings posted...
DeanAuryn posted...
I won the Nigerian lottery of $8,250,000 and I didnt even enter it!

If you send me $15,000, I'll help you collect it.


Ive already paid the nice man in Nigeria $25,000. He is sending me the money by bank transfer. Hes run into some problems because he says the computers in Nigeria are not very good. So I sent him another $10,000 to buy a good computer. I cant wait to become a millionaire!
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Lost_All_Senses
02/15/18 5:14:47 PM
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DeanAuryn posted...
Silver Bearings posted...
DeanAuryn posted...
I won the Nigerian lottery of $8,250,000 and I didnt even enter it!

If you send me $15,000, I'll help you collect it.


Ive already paid the nice man in Nigeria $25,000. He is sending me the money by bank transfer. Hes run into some problems because he says the computers in Nigeria are not very good. So I sent him another $10,000 to buy a good computer. I cant wait to become a millionaire!


At least it gives you time to start planning how you'll spend the money :)
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ehhwhatever
02/15/18 5:18:37 PM
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I wish women would wear lottery cards.
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DeanAuryn
02/15/18 5:19:11 PM
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ehhwhatever posted...
I wish women would wear lottery cards.


Youd probably still lose every time.
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