Current Events > Ra won the Westminster God Show.

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https://www.theonion.com/ra-wins-westminster-god-show-1822961049

Like most winners before him, Ra is expected to move on to a lucrative career in studding, unless, like 2015 best-in-show recipient Uranus, he is castrated with a sickle and has his genitals thrown into the sea.

From the first time I saw Ra weep, his tears falling to the earth to create humanity itself, I knew he was something special, but this is truly a great honor, said 57-year-old Gerald Simons, the sun gods longtime handler. Its been extraordinary to watch him come up from the literal vast expanse of nothingness to form the land, the sky, and the underworld. Hes a very good god. Yes, he is!

Somebody deserves a treat, he added as he pet the solar disk floating above Ras head and gestured toward a sacrificial bull in a nearby handling crate.

At press time, sources reported that the remainder of the award ceremony had been delayed after Jrmungandr, winner of this years top serpent-god accolades, slipped free from his leash and destroyed all of existence.
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