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KiwiTerraRizing
02/16/18 8:54:55 PM
#1:


Luigi:
-Tall
-Donkey Dick
-Tortures Goombas so they dont step up
-Drives a Benz
-Play as a Pyro in Dark Souls
-Green like straight Cash, homie

Mario:
-Short
-Pegged by Peach
-Abuses Yoshi with donkey punches
-Drives a Saturn
-Hanzo Main
-Red like a bleeding asshole
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thronedfire2
02/16/18 9:00:25 PM
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don't forget Mario always getting cucked by Bowser
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I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen...
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SSJ2GrimReaper
02/16/18 9:04:06 PM
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Gafemage
02/16/18 9:11:34 PM
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Mario: Gets a single kiss on the nose from Peach like once every six months, and only after putting his life on the line to rescue her from another one of Bowser's harebrained schemes.

Luigi: Constantly laying pipe in Rosalina, has Daisy as a side hoe.
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DocileOrangeCup
02/16/18 9:17:03 PM
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