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TheCurseX2 02/17/18 10:56:53 AM #1: |
Here's the Wizard, casting fireballs and summoning lightning storms at will.
Here's the Fighter, pounding bitches with a huge sword made from a dragon's dick. Here's the Cleric, burning undead for looking at him wrong and giving people insane buffs. Here's the Rogue, getting into places nobody should and one shotting soyboy casters with a knife. And then you have the Bard, he has a lute and sings songs. Fucking lol. LOL. --- As a Level 37 Sage, I expect to be treated with proper respect and acknowledged for my dedication to the GameFAQs Message Board Community as a whole. Thank you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Funkydog 02/17/18 11:01:00 AM #2: |
Then the bard sings a tale and everyone thinks the supposedly TOUGH fighter pissed his pants, the clever wizard blew his face up and the cleric fumbled his prayers and they become a laughing stock
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ThyCorndog 02/17/18 11:02:31 AM #3: |
and the bard still gets all the bitches
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Tyranthraxus 02/17/18 11:02:47 AM #4: |
In 1st edition D&D if you had a Bard's it was like playing the game on God Mode. Be like "don't worry I got this" *solo the demon prince while rest of party is OHKO*
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TheCurseX2 02/17/18 11:13:10 AM #5: |
Virgin Bard:
No muscle Can't stealth Suck at pickpocketing Restricted to boring Humans/Half Elves Can't dual class Shitty Mage spells Appeals to daddy girls and runaway tramps Chad Swashbuckler: Suave and rugged Can stealth Can pickpocket/disarm traps Can be any race, including big dick Half Orc Can dual wield Says "fuck Backstab" and still receives -4 THAC0 when attacking from stealth Appeals to Keira Knightley and toned girls --- As a Level 37 Sage, I expect to be treated with proper respect and acknowledged for my dedication to the GameFAQs Message Board Community as a whole. Thank you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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theone1331 02/17/18 11:14:31 AM #6: |
Not a huge fan of Bard, but the new College of Whispers Bard has me wanting to play one for the first time.
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ThyCorndog 02/17/18 11:16:01 AM #7: |
TheCurseX2 posted...
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TableFlip 02/17/18 11:16:07 AM #8: |
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/17/18 11:22:44 AM #9: |
@TheCurseX2 posted...
Here's the Fighter, pounding bitches with a huge sword made from a dragon's dick. L O Fucking L Best post I've seen in a long time. Would you care if I used that as a sig?? Not saying I will but I might if that's ok. Edit: I would obviously give you credit for it. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheCurseX2 02/17/18 11:23:03 AM #10: |
Use it daddy.
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