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CensorErik
02/19/18 11:09:54 AM
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F*** you!
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Rexdragon125
02/19/18 11:13:08 AM
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lol I once had a coworker who would smack his lips and moan every bite.

*smack* mmm *smack* mmm *smack* mmm *smack* mmm *smack* mmm

Jesus it was awful
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CensorErik
02/19/18 11:13:36 AM
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Chomping on chips? F*** you!
Eating celery or carrot? F*** you!
Biting pretzel sticks and dicks? F*** you!

DANG!
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SimpleMan
02/19/18 11:14:56 AM
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Loud eaters who chew with their mouth open should be sent for reeducation.
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CensorErik
02/19/18 11:15:51 AM
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Rexdragon125 posted...
lol I once had a coworker who would smack his lips and moan every bite.

*smack* mmm *smack* mmm *smack* mmm *smack* mmm *smack* mmm

Jesus it was awful

He wanted you to 'enter his cubicle' with your 'dick' in your hand.
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CensorErik
02/19/18 11:16:52 AM
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SimpleMan posted...
Loud eaters who chew with their mouth open should be sent for reeducation.

Honestly. Who taught these 'smackers'?
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SimpleMan
02/19/18 11:17:59 AM
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CensorErik posted...
SimpleMan posted...
Loud eaters who chew with their mouth open should be sent for reeducation.

Honestly. Who taught these 'smackers'?

I'd guess they learned it at home from the parents.
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Kombucha
02/19/18 11:24:41 AM
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*slurps coffee loudly*
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CensorErik
02/19/18 11:35:07 AM
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Here's a funny story. I had this ex gf who refused to eat at restaurants but always wanted to go out for dinner. One night I took her out and talked her into eating in the restaurant. It was amazing! We were there, eating our burgers and fries, when suddenly I heard this loud 'Gulp,' I ignored it until it happened again. I started looking around everywhere and it was obvious I was looking for something.

Eventually she asked, "What're you looking for?" I told here there was some weird person eating like an animal in the restaurant. She got quite and the sound disappeared. It was YEARS before I realized she was the loud eater that night.
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