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AlecSkorpio 02/21/18 10:27:29 AM #1: |
*Four ruffians break into my house.
*"What the devil?" as I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. *Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. *Draw my pistol on the second man, misses him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog. *I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot. *"Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. *Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. *Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kaname_Madoka 02/21/18 10:29:04 AM #2: |
lmao
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DevsBro 02/21/18 10:30:19 AM #3: |
Wait when did you get stabbed?
I read it like three times and can't find it. Just the part where you die from having been stabbed. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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eston 02/21/18 10:31:29 AM #4: |
I keep a blunderbuss next to my bed. My wife won't let me keep it loaded, but luckily my bedroom is really messy
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AlecSkorpio 02/21/18 10:31:36 AM #5: |
DevsBro posted...
Wait when did you get stabbed? No, the last rapscallion bled out after I charged him with my bayonette. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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apolloooo 02/21/18 10:32:36 AM #6: |
Hmm yess such patriotic act
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AvantgardeAClue 02/21/18 10:32:47 AM #7: |
Lmao never gets old
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Patchwork 02/21/18 10:32:53 AM #8: |
I have a flintlock. I'm ready.
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DevsBro 02/21/18 10:33:08 AM #9: |
AlecSkorpio posted...
DevsBro posted...Wait when did you get stabbed? Ah I see. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dark_Spiret 02/21/18 10:36:23 AM #10: |
can i have this setup at the end of my hallway?
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Irony 02/21/18 10:37:22 AM #11: |
I prefer carrying a dozen pistols on my body
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ehhwhatever 02/21/18 10:38:10 AM #12: |
don't have to register it
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AlecSkorpio 02/21/18 10:38:25 AM #13: |
Honestly, if we could go back to six shooters and lever action guns I'd be all for it.
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Anarchy_Juiblex 02/21/18 10:46:18 AM #14: |
Shooting a home invader with a minie ball then bayoneting his cohort would be metal as fuck.
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shiby with it 02/21/18 11:05:09 AM #15: |
What's even more American is defending an ISIS invasion with that kind of artillery.
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