Current Events > I went on a date with a high school girl last night. AMA

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HumanBeing
02/22/18 10:52:42 AM
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We had pizza, and then we went back to my house made out on the couch. Then her mom texted her and said she needed to be home soon, so she left. School night.
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Hairy-man
02/22/18 10:53:38 AM
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How old are you
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thrashmetal14
02/22/18 10:54:57 AM
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Hairy-man posted...
How old are you
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Flockaveli
02/22/18 10:55:24 AM
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thrashmetal14 posted...
Hairy-man posted...
How old are you

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DarkChozoGhost
02/22/18 10:59:12 AM
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Scaramanga
02/22/18 10:59:48 AM
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Did she touch your peepee?
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Hairy-man
02/22/18 11:00:01 AM
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Just another fake story meant to trigger every one
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foreveraIone
02/22/18 11:00:11 AM
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Hairy-man posted...
Just another fake story meant to trigger every one

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HumanBeing
02/22/18 1:27:08 PM
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Let's just say I'm past age 29.

She is 16.

No, nothing sexual happened.
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Scaramanga
02/22/18 5:57:57 PM
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HumanBeing posted...
Let's just say I'm past age 29.

She is 16.

No, nothing sexual happened.

Then what was the point??
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HumanBeing
02/22/18 6:38:18 PM
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Because we're attracted to each other. That's why we made out on the couch. Don't you guys like making out on the couch with girls?
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_BlueMonk
02/22/18 6:39:35 PM
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Mods!!
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masticatingman
02/22/18 6:44:31 PM
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Youre at least in your 30s and dating a 16 year old
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Flockaveli
02/22/18 6:44:46 PM
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Gross.
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Uncle_Drew
02/22/18 6:44:49 PM
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Cmon you couldn't come up with a better story than that lol
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Pepys Monster
02/22/18 6:46:41 PM
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I'm 29 and my bae is 18. She calls me daddy in the bedroom.
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FrisbeeDude
02/22/18 6:48:34 PM
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Get em outta here, mods. We deserve better shit gimmicks
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HumanBeing
02/22/18 6:49:07 PM
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I have needs, guys. I need to feel loved. I need somebody to hold and to have them hold me back. Somebody to cuddle with. And so far, this 16 year old girl is the only one who will cuddle with me in years. And we have a lot in common. For the first time in probably 6 years, I think I'm finally happy with my life again. But I don't want to get too ahead of myself. We're taking things slow.
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_BlueMonk
02/22/18 7:44:39 PM
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are mods seriously not deleting a topic talking about pedophilia?
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ProfessorKukui
02/22/18 7:58:29 PM
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Nah they are too busy banning people that call others 'idiots'.
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COVxy
02/22/18 8:02:16 PM
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_BlueMonk posted...
are mods seriously not deleting a topic talking about pedophilia?


You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.
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_BlueMonk
02/22/18 8:02:42 PM
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COVxy posted...
_BlueMonk posted...
are mods seriously not deleting a topic talking about pedophilia?


You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

stop.
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COVxy
02/22/18 8:03:38 PM
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Use words correctly lol.
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_BlueMonk
02/22/18 9:46:05 PM
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mods can we get a response?
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ProfessorKukui
02/22/18 9:49:09 PM
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No.
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legendarylemur
02/22/18 9:52:16 PM
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If they're willing to abide by the laws strictly, I dunno if I see the problem. In the end, we all grow old and age difference stops mattering. If their relationship holds for 2 years with no sexual conduct whatsoever, maybe it was meant to be
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electricbugs2
02/22/18 9:54:51 PM
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lol oh look another meltdown from people on CE about dating 16 year olds.

Must be a day ending in y.
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MrMimeTime
02/22/18 9:57:32 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
lol oh look another meltdown from people on CE about dating 16 year olds.

Must be a day ending in y.


Oh look, framing everyone disagreeing with you as a "meltdown" because you're too lazy to provide a real rebuttal.

Rekt rammed!
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Kazi1212
02/22/18 10:01:09 PM
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_BlueMonk posted...
are mods seriously not deleting a topic talking about pedophilia?


Is it pedophilia if its not considered pedophilia in majority of developed countries?
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