Poll of the Day > Why would anyone create and use a last name that means 'small dick'

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DrChocolate 02/23/18 11:30:57 AM #1:	So the last name ' Nardolillo' means 'small dick' on Spanish and other Iberian languages and also Italian....I mean ...WHY?? most last names are based on professions such as 'Smith' 'Hunter' 'Jaeger' 'Patel' and others on where they come from such as 'Hamburguer' Objects or emotions such as 'Akagi' 'Salazar' So why on Earth would someone use 'Small Dick' as a last name?? <cite>DrChocolate posted [p:896624092] in Why would ... [t:76349594]...</cite> <quote>So the last name ' Nardolillo' means 'small dick' on Spanish and other Iberian languages and also Italian....I mean ...WHY?? most last names are based on professions such as 'Smith' 'Hunter' 'Jaeger' 'Patel' and others on where they come from such as 'Hamburguer' Objects or emotions such as 'Akagi' 'Salazar' So why on Earth would someone use 'Small Dick' as a last name??</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LittleRoyal 02/23/18 11:33:02 AM #2:	Maybe someone lost a bet --- I-I really needed this~~ Why does everyone think I like girls? <cite>LittleRoyal posted [p:896624208] in Why would ... [t:76349594]...</cite> <quote>Maybe someone lost a bet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 02/23/18 11:38:11 AM #3:	Meanwhile, there's a reason why this guy always has a smug grin... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Tudyk <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:896624489] in Why would ... [t:76349594]...</cite> <quote>Meanwhile, there's a reason why this guy always has a smug grin... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Tudyk</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DanKiller7 02/23/18 11:42:21 AM #4:	Had a classmate back in the day with the last name Seaman. I know its not semen but still. Poor guy had it rough ha --- Collateral Shot! This is too easy.. <cite>DanKiller7 posted [p:896624710] in Why would ... [t:76349594]...</cite> <quote>Had a classmate back in the day with the last name Seaman. I know its not semen but still. Poor guy had it rough ha</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
minervo 02/24/18 5:12:26 PM #5:	Fred Fuchs is pretty bad as well <cite>minervo posted [p:896697299] in Why would ... [t:76349594]...</cite> <quote>Fred Fuchs is pretty bad as well</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cacciato 02/24/18 5:29:52 PM #6:	I got a work email from a guy that had a pretty cool last name of Blohme --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank <cite>Cacciato posted [p:896698049] in Why would ... [t:76349594]...</cite> <quote>I got a work email from a guy that had a pretty cool last name of Blohme</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 02/24/18 9:23:17 PM #7:	Longbottom's would like a word with you. --- I'm snotty because I prefer freshly cooked food that isn't full of fillers and/or preservatives.ha http://i.imgur.com/m8f7VYf.jpg http://i.imgur.com/0Lp7Agd.jpg <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:896709262] in Why would ... [t:76349594]...</cite> <quote>Longbottom's would like a word with you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nichtcrawler X 02/24/18 9:26:13 PM #8:	minervo posted... Fred Fuchs is pretty bad as well It is just a different language, German for fox in this case. Most silly names were either an intentional joke or an unfortunate result of differences between languages or language drift. For example Naaktgeboren (born in the nude) exists as a family name in Dutch. --- Official Teetotaller of PotD Dovie'andi se tovya sagain! <cite>Nichtcrawler X posted [p:896709387] in Why would ... [t:76349594]...</cite> <quote><cite>minervo posted...</cite> <quote>Fred Fuchs is pretty bad as well</quote> It is just a different language, German for fox in this case. Most silly names were either an intentional joke or an unfortunate result of differences between languages or language drift. For example Naaktgeboren (born in the nude) exists as a family name in Dutch.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
myghostisdead 02/24/18 9:41:12 PM #9:	My husband swears he knew a boy named Peter Dick Cox. He said all the kids called him Petey and that his dad was a jerk who thought the name was hilarious. --- https://kzeor.deviantart.com <cite>myghostisdead posted [p:896710156] in Why would ... [t:76349594]...</cite> <quote>My husband swears he knew a boy named Peter Dick Cox. He said all the kids called him Petey and that his dad was a jerk who thought the name was hilarious.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja 02/24/18 9:43:43 PM #10:	And I thought my surname meant something bad... (irresponsible and untrustworthy) --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:896710284] in Why would ... [t:76349594]...</cite> <quote>And I thought my surname meant something bad... (irresponsible and untrustworthy)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 02/24/18 9:44:16 PM #11:	maybe it's hilariously small so they wanted to create jokes for future generations --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:896710317] in Why would ... [t:76349594]...</cite> <quote>maybe it's hilariously small so they wanted to create jokes for future generations</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkdamental 02/25/18 2:18:31 AM #12:	Life's probably no fun when your name is Derek Ladyparts. --- texty bastard <cite>Funkdamental posted [p:896722588] in Why would ... [t:76349594]...</cite> <quote>Life's probably no fun when your name is Derek Ladyparts.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 02/25/18 2:39:58 AM #13:	Funkdamental posted... Life's probably no fun when your name is Derek Ladyparts. Better than Eric Ted Ladyparts. --- I'm snotty because I prefer freshly cooked food that isn't full of fillers and/or preservatives.ha http://i.imgur.com/m8f7VYf.jpg http://i.imgur.com/0Lp7Agd.jpg <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:896723341] in Why would ... [t:76349594]...</cite> <quote><cite>Funkdamental posted...</cite> <quote>Life's probably no fun when your name is Derek Ladyparts.</quote> Better than Eric Ted Ladyparts.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dainkinkaide 02/25/18 2:40:55 AM #14:	Nardolillo is a pet form of "Nardo", which itself is a short form of any name ending in "nardo", like "Bernardo" or "Leonardo". It doesn't mean "small dick". --- Hank Pym changes superhero aliases more often than Hawkman changes origin stories. <cite>dainkinkaide posted [p:896723380] in Why would ... [t:76349594]...</cite> <quote>Nardolillo is a pet form of "Nardo", which itself is a short form of any name ending in "nardo", like "Bernardo" or "Leonardo". It doesn't mean "small dick".</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkdamental 02/25/18 3:36:20 AM #15:	SunWuKung420 posted... Funkdamental posted... Life's probably no fun when your name is Derek Ladyparts. Better than Eric Ted Ladyparts. I agree that E.T. Ladyparts doesn't exactly sound like the kind of name that'd be a chick magnet. --- texty bastard <cite>Funkdamental posted [p:896724860] in Why would ... [t:76349594]...</cite> <quote><cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Funkdamental posted...</cite> <quote>Life's probably no fun when your name is Derek Ladyparts.</quote> Better than Eric Ted Ladyparts.</quote> I agree that E.T. Ladyparts doesn't exactly sound like the kind of name that'd be a chick magnet.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrPrimemaster 02/25/18 3:54:36 AM #16:	In Ancient Greece large dicks were thought of as primitive and brutish, its why statues were more modest. So its essentially another way of saying "very smart" --- Metroids Suck <cite>DrPrimemaster posted [p:896725235] in Why would ... [t:76349594]...</cite> <quote>In Ancient Greece large dicks were thought of as primitive and brutish, its why statues were more modest. So its essentially another way of saying "very smart"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 02/25/18 4:14:18 AM #17:	dainkinkaide posted... Nardolillo is a pet form of "Nardo", which itself is a short form of any name ending in "nardo", like "Bernardo" or "Leonardo". It doesn't mean "small dick". I had a feeling that TC was full of it --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood <cite>Mead posted [p:896725655] in Why would ... [t:76349594]...</cite> <quote><cite>dainkinkaide posted...</cite> <quote>Nardolillo is a pet form of "Nardo", which itself is a short form of any name ending in "nardo", like "Bernardo" or "Leonardo". It doesn't mean "small dick".</quote> I had a feeling that TC was full of it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joemodda 02/25/18 4:49:21 AM #18:	I suppose a top tier name would be something like Long Dong --- Whatever the cost, whatever the effort! <cite>joemodda posted [p:896726363] in Why would ... [t:76349594]...</cite> <quote>I suppose a top tier name would be something like Long Dong</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cacciato 02/25/18 5:39:52 AM #19:	Mead posted... dainkinkaide posted... Nardolillo is a pet form of "Nardo", which itself is a short form of any name ending in "nardo", like "Bernardo" or "Leonardo". It doesn't mean "small dick". I had a feeling that TC was full of it Its yourDaddie/MetalGearLink --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank <cite>Cacciato posted [p:896727216] in Why would ... [t:76349594]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mead posted...</cite> <quote><cite>dainkinkaide posted...</cite> <quote>Nardolillo is a pet form of "Nardo", which itself is a short form of any name ending in "nardo", like "Bernardo" or "Leonardo". It doesn't mean "small dick".</quote> I had a feeling that TC was full of it</quote> Its yourDaddie/MetalGearLink</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyuubi4269 02/25/18 7:30:08 AM #20:	Stephen Ladyman is lol --- Scloud posted... Its like he wants two things at the same time. <cite>Kyuubi4269 posted [p:896729071] in Why would ... [t:76349594]...</cite> <quote>Stephen Ladyman is lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 02/25/18 8:24:52 AM #21:	Funkdamental posted... SunWuKung420 posted... Funkdamental posted... Life's probably no fun when your name is Derek Ladyparts. Better than Eric Ted Ladyparts. I agree that E.T. Ladyparts doesn't exactly sound like the kind of name that'd be a chick magnet. Still better than Eric Ted Schlong. --- I'm snotty because I prefer freshly cooked food that isn't full of fillers and/or preservatives.ha http://i.imgur.com/m8f7VYf.jpg http://i.imgur.com/0Lp7Agd.jpg <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:896730230] in Why would ... [t:76349594]...</cite> <quote><cite>Funkdamental posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Funkdamental posted...</cite> <quote>Life's probably no fun when your name is Derek Ladyparts.</quote> Better than Eric Ted Ladyparts.</quote> I agree that E.T. Ladyparts doesn't exactly sound like the kind of name that'd be a chick magnet.</quote> Still better than Eric Ted Schlong.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KogaSteelfang 02/25/18 8:50:44 AM #22:	Dang it, it's almost an anagram of lol lil nard. --- Switch FC: SW-3227-7104-3140 Mario Kart 8, Splatoon 2. Add me if you want. <cite>KogaSteelfang posted [p:896730791] in Why would ... [t:76349594]...</cite> <quote>Dang it, it's almost an anagram of lol lil nard.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 02/25/18 9:15:21 AM #23:	It's not small dick, it's Little Richard, HOOO! --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:896731362] in Why would ... [t:76349594]...</cite> <quote>It's not small dick, it's Little Richard, HOOO!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrChocolate 02/25/18 4:43:53 PM #24:	dainkinkaide posted... Nardolillo is a pet form of "Nardo", which itself is a short form of any name ending in "nardo", like "Bernardo" or "Leonardo". It doesn't mean "small dick". Nardo is also a word for Dick there is a link in spanish http://coloquialmente.com/es/nardo <cite>DrChocolate posted [p:896751700] in Why would ... [t:76349594]...</cite> <quote><cite>dainkinkaide posted...</cite> <quote>Nardolillo is a pet form of "Nardo", which itself is a short form of any name ending in "nardo", like "Bernardo" or "Leonardo". It doesn't mean "small dick".</quote> Nardo is also a word for Dick there is a link in spanish http://coloquialmente.com/es/nardo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 02/25/18 4:45:46 PM #25:	I think Wolfmans got nards --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:896751782] in Why would ... [t:76349594]...</cite> <quote>I think Wolfmans got nards</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dainkinkaide 02/25/18 5:22:37 PM #26:	DrChocolate posted... dainkinkaide posted... Nardolillo is a pet form of "Nardo", which itself is a short form of any name ending in "nardo", like "Bernardo" or "Leonardo". It doesn't mean "small dick". Nardo is also a word for Dick there is a link in spanish http://coloquialmente.com/es/nardo That's great, but your question was "Why would someone use 'small dick' as a surname?" and the answer is "They didn't." Spanish colloquialisms of unknown age probably didn't have much influence on Italian surnames that date back to at least the mid-18th century. --- Hank Pym changes superhero aliases more often than Hawkman changes origin stories. <cite>dainkinkaide posted [p:896753594] in Why would ... [t:76349594]...</cite> <quote><cite>DrChocolate posted...</cite> <quote><cite>dainkinkaide posted...</cite> <quote>Nardolillo is a pet form of "Nardo", which itself is a short form of any name ending in "nardo", like "Bernardo" or "Leonardo". It doesn't mean "small dick".</quote> Nardo is also a word for Dick there is a link in spanish http://coloquialmente.com/es/nardo</quote> That's great, but your question was "Why would someone use 'small dick' as a surname?" and the answer is "They didn't." Spanish colloquialisms of unknown age probably didn't have much influence on Italian surnames that date back to at least the mid-18th century.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 02/25/18 5:26:40 PM #27:	Cacciato posted... Mead posted... dainkinkaide posted... Nardolillo is a pet form of "Nardo", which itself is a short form of any name ending in "nardo", like "Bernardo" or "Leonardo". It doesn't mean "small dick". I had a feeling that TC was full of it Its yourDaddie/MetalGearLink Leader of the untruthalyzers --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood <cite>Mead posted [p:896753834] in Why would ... [t:76349594]...</cite> <quote><cite>Cacciato posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Mead posted...</cite> <quote><cite>dainkinkaide posted...</cite> <quote>Nardolillo is a pet form of "Nardo", which itself is a short form of any name ending in "nardo", like "Bernardo" or "Leonardo". It doesn't mean "small dick".</quote> I had a feeling that TC was full of it</quote> Its yourDaddie/MetalGearLink</quote> Leader of the untruthalyzers</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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