Current Events > Your reaction: Some guy steals a little girl's ice-cream in front of you.
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UnfairRepresent 02/23/18 2:25:00 PM #1: |
You're walking down the street one day when you see a little Russian-American girl with an ice-cream skipping past you and singing to herself.
"Oh ice-cream ice-cream, you're so delicious. Full of joyness and nutritious"  You walk past at first not thinking about it when suddenly you hear hear a shrill scream and turn around to see the girl crying "THAT MEAN MAN JUST STOLE MY ICE CREAM!" And then you see a big hairy male rough tough looking 6'4 man in leather boots and denim going "Yeah? And what are you going to do about it little bitch? heheheheh" while licking his sticky fingers. The girl then breaks down in tears What would you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kaname_Madoka 02/23/18 2:25:36 PM #2: |
Go SSj4 and oneshot him
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yusiko 02/23/18 2:25:43 PM #3: |
i lick his fingers clean suggestively
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APM 02/23/18 2:26:21 PM #4: |
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Payzmaykr 02/23/18 2:26:51 PM #5: |
I would use my barter skill to offer him my most prized possession in exchange for the ice cream.
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RickyTheBAWSE 02/23/18 2:27:47 PM #6: |
looks like it's that guy's lucky day. we don't punch bullies in America. violence is bad. we simply try to have meaningful discussions to try to understand them.
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UnfairRepresent 02/23/18 2:28:03 PM #7: |
Payzmaykr posted...
I would use my barter skill to offer him my most prized possession in exchange for the ice cream. He's already eaten it. So basicially you just gave him your most prized possession and then he shit on your hands. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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the_cajun88 02/23/18 2:28:15 PM #8: |
Kick his ass, then proceed to eat the ice cream myself.
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EverDownward 02/23/18 2:28:25 PM #9: |
I would try very, very hard to not laugh in public because I don't want to seem insensitive even though I would find it hilarious.
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DezDroppedFreak 02/23/18 2:28:39 PM #10: |
Just buy her an ice cream cone
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yusiko 02/23/18 2:29:46 PM #11: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Payzmaykr posted...I would use my barter skill to offer him my most prized possession in exchange for the ice cream. then id also lick his tongue clean --- yusketeer ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 02/23/18 2:33:20 PM #13: |
GOATTHlEF posted...
Chase him down and steal his goats. Shut up --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 02/24/18 7:06:53 AM #14: |
EverDownward posted...
I would try very, very hard to not laugh in public because I don't want to seem insensitive even though I would find it hilarious. Stop it. Het some help --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DocileOrangeCup 02/24/18 7:14:41 AM #15: |
Ask him to accept my friend request
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R0ttedHorror 02/24/18 7:22:44 AM #16: |
I follow him a few blocks then when im close to him i run up on him and casually put that automatic closing neck vice and kill him like brad pitt in the counselor
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ModLogic 02/24/18 7:23:50 AM #17: |
nothing. because you may be seen as a pedo for trying to help some kid.
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UnfairRepresent 02/24/18 5:24:42 PM #18: |
ModLogic posted...
nothing. because you may be seen as a pedo for trying to help some kid. wut --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 02/24/18 5:26:40 PM #19: |
Brutally murder him in front of the child and offer her his stomach contents. Yeah.
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Ryven 02/24/18 5:29:34 PM #20: |
Dropkick to the knees, shining wizard, rolling thunder, Jericho foot on chest flex pose.
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Scotty_Rogers 02/24/18 5:30:35 PM #21: |
I mean it's just a fucking Ice Cream lol
I'd do nothing. EDIT: And then you see a big hairy male rough tough looking 6'4 man in leather boots and denim going "Yeah? And what are you going to do about it little bitch? heheheheh" while licking his sticky fingers. Well, after reading this description, I would be tempted to beat his ass. He sounds like a sick fuck. --- Greatest debater on GameFAQs. My waifus Caulifla, Kale and Kefla from Dragon Ball Super and I drawn by da GOAT @MoistenedYouth: https://imgur.com/a/TYhlg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mist_Turnips 02/24/18 5:32:18 PM #22: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
ModLogic posted...nothing. because you may be seen as a pedo for trying to help some kid. Modern day America --- Posted with GameRaven 3.4 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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