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KillCommunism
02/24/18 10:23:04 PM
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happens?
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WMHNWWMEWNMWY
02/24/18 10:24:05 PM
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People learn about chemistry.
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Electrokinesis
02/24/18 10:25:54 PM
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The novelisation of The Dark Knight.

Spoiler alert: it's shit compared to the film. Enjoy your post-apocalyptic society.
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Freddie_Mercury
02/24/18 10:26:37 PM
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they'll be pissed when they find out it's the sixth of a fourteen book series
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K181
02/24/18 10:26:48 PM
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A Babies 'r Us baby registry book that my wife's looking over for a cousin of her's that's expecting.
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masticatingman
02/24/18 10:27:13 PM
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Pretty awesome shit. Its a new age Buddhist book so theyd be steered fairly well. (Took nearest to you as meaning that its nearest to me like nearest and dearest).
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BlueScum
02/24/18 10:27:52 PM
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Phone book.
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Questionmarktarius
02/24/18 10:27:58 PM
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SimpleMan
02/24/18 10:29:58 PM
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Well since it's the Australian Women's Association of Washington D.C.'s Cook Book at least we'd get some decent food out of it.
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Shotgunnova
02/24/18 10:30:14 PM
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A 2016 yearbook, lmao. Hope you like trite witticisms, future generation.
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Schwarz
02/24/18 10:34:12 PM
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Dog the Bounty Hunter's autobiography.

I've only read a tiny bit of it, but it sounds like he's mostly got his head on straight morality-wise, and considering he's a bounty hunter there's probably some good survival/searching tips in here. So, sounds like a decent enough bible for that.
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Antifar
02/24/18 10:36:00 PM
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Socialism, Past and Future by Michael Harrington

hell yeah
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candyapplered
02/24/18 10:36:36 PM
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The Ultimate Scale Book by Troy Stetina
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Eevee-Trainer
02/24/18 10:37:41 PM
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WMHNWWMEWNMWY posted...
People learn about statistics and probability.

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Kaname_Madoka
02/24/18 10:38:09 PM
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Captain Underpants and the Sensational Saga of Sir Stinks-A-Lot

Fuck yeah, I'll drink to that bro
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THREADRIPPER
02/24/18 11:14:31 PM
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A Catechism...
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hockeybub89
02/24/18 11:16:24 PM
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JustMonika
02/24/18 11:16:55 PM
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boxington
02/24/18 11:19:12 PM
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Pimp: The Story of My Life by Iceberg Slim
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HitTheGroundWal
02/24/18 11:21:16 PM
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Looks like a biography of Einstein. I guess there's a lot of scientists?
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omega cookie
02/24/18 11:21:50 PM
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It's a stack of all seven books in The Expanse series.

Essentially, everyone learns that space travel is awesome, and Belters fucking suck so hard.
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averagejoel
02/24/18 11:24:51 PM
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there's a bookshelf next to me, and when I looked over, the first book I saw was... the bible
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hyperpsycho
02/24/18 11:28:26 PM
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The Illiad/Odyssey

I guess the Greek gods are back.
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Howl
02/24/18 11:29:07 PM
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Antifar posted...
Socialism, Past and Future by Michael Harrington

hell yeah


A post apocalyptic society would in fact benefit from trash to make fires with tbh.
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Questionmarktarius
02/24/18 11:58:25 PM
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Antifar posted...
Socialism, Past and Future by Michael Harrington

For someone who was permanently ruined by Anthem, Brave New World, and especially Nineteen Eighty-Four (and also Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) back in the 80s, is it worth a read?
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Cosmic_Diabetic
02/24/18 11:59:22 PM
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I'm reading property law right now.

You all lucked out.
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Knowledge_King
02/25/18 4:56:42 AM
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My own fantasy book with the MC doing...yeah the world's not going to turn out great. It's all about pursuit of power. So nothing changes.
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Crazyman93
02/25/18 5:01:30 AM
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It's either a box set of Star Wars books, or my personal journal.

One way or another, those people are fucked.
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Dash_Harber
02/25/18 5:04:02 AM
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I don't know which is nearest, but the first I saw was the Mahabharata, so ... Indian Apocalypse I guess?
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EverDownward
02/25/18 5:14:56 AM
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What remains of the human race will know that Holden Caulfield was a flawed person, but possibly more human than any other they'd know. Cherish innocence. Once it's gone, it's gone forever.
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JE19426
02/25/18 5:15:13 AM
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A blank notebook. That's a weird bible.
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Dash_Harber
02/25/18 5:16:55 AM
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JE19426 posted...
A blank notebook. That's a weird bible.


In a way, it's exactly what our first ancestors started with.
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pegusus123456
02/25/18 5:26:10 AM
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I have two books on top of one another. One of them is a collection of the Sherlock Holmes stories, so I guess it'd be a society of logic, cocaine, and well-meaning racism.

The other is a book written by Stephen King's son called Sleeping Beauties. The premise is that every woman on the planet contracts the "Aurora Sickness" which puts them in a coma-like state and covers them with cocoons when they fall asleep. Attempting to break this cocoon causes the woman to wake up, go into a homicidal rampage for a little white, and then fall asleep. I'm guessing the society will be mostly matriarchal.
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tri sapphire
02/25/18 5:31:31 AM
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Tempests and Slaughter by Tamora Pierce.

Well, the name fits at least. Not sure about the content yet, since I haven't started reading it.
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Dash_Harber
02/25/18 5:32:38 AM
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Schwarz posted...
Dog the Bounty Hunter's autobiography.

I've only read a tiny bit of it, but it sounds like he's mostly got his head on straight morality-wise, and considering he's a bounty hunter there's probably some good survival/searching tips in here. So, sounds like a decent enough bible for that.


Shhhhhh .... nobody tell him ...
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Schwarz
02/25/18 5:38:05 AM
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Dash_Harber posted...
Schwarz posted...
Dog the Bounty Hunter's autobiography.

I've only read a tiny bit of it, but it sounds like he's mostly got his head on straight morality-wise, and considering he's a bounty hunter there's probably some good survival/searching tips in here. So, sounds like a decent enough bible for that.


Shhhhhh .... nobody tell him ...

Yeah, don't tell me. I'm sure there's a mountain of dumbass shit in there. I've actually never even watched his TV show, I kinda just bought the book on a whim.
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Dash_Harber
02/25/18 5:39:04 AM
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Schwarz posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
Schwarz posted...
Dog the Bounty Hunter's autobiography.

I've only read a tiny bit of it, but it sounds like he's mostly got his head on straight morality-wise, and considering he's a bounty hunter there's probably some good survival/searching tips in here. So, sounds like a decent enough bible for that.


Shhhhhh .... nobody tell him ...

Yeah, don't tell me. I'm sure there's a mountain of dumbass shit in there. I've actually never even watched his TV show, I kinda just bought the book on a whim.

No, it's not the biography, he just was involved in like three or four controversies in the last decade or so.
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Schwarz
02/25/18 5:45:34 AM
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Dash_Harber posted...
Schwarz posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
Schwarz posted...
Dog the Bounty Hunter's autobiography.

I've only read a tiny bit of it, but it sounds like he's mostly got his head on straight morality-wise, and considering he's a bounty hunter there's probably some good survival/searching tips in here. So, sounds like a decent enough bible for that.


Shhhhhh .... nobody tell him ...

Yeah, don't tell me. I'm sure there's a mountain of dumbass shit in there. I've actually never even watched his TV show, I kinda just bought the book on a whim.

No, it's not the biography, he just was involved in like three or four controversies in the last decade or so.

Oh, yeah I definitely haven't kept up with any of that. Only thing I know about is him being racist about his son's black girlfriend from his Wiki page. Which is extra weird considering he (Dog) was bullied pretty extensively in school for being part Indian.
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PixelJumper
02/25/18 5:54:04 AM
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People will be awaiting the day Ganondorf is reincarnated and the Hero Link saves the world once more (or is flooded because he didnt)
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
02/25/18 6:07:37 AM
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Wolf_J_Flywheel
02/25/18 6:55:18 AM
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The Foxfire Book, it will literally help people survive and adapt.
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SpiralDrift
02/25/18 7:09:40 AM
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Judas Priest: Defenders of the Faith

Pretty neat title for a new bible. The survivors will learn the importance of hard work, determination and the unwillingness to let interpersonal drama get in the way of their goals (the goal being to rule the world with heavy metal). Everyone will wear leather and studs and ride motorcycles.
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Reis
02/25/18 7:10:37 AM
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People learn medicine
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Gray-Fox
02/25/18 7:20:51 AM
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Like in The Book of Eli?
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UnfairRepresent
02/25/18 7:24:05 AM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
rofl the closest book to me is Sophie's World

lmfaooo

That's a pretty good entry into philosophy book
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VectorChaos
02/25/18 7:36:11 AM
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prettyprincess
02/25/18 7:51:55 AM
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the sound and the fury


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flat_tyre
02/25/18 8:16:09 AM
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An Italian dictionary?

How could you worship a dictionary? XD
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Ilishe
02/25/18 8:17:41 AM
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It's a book about baby psychology

Heh
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