Current Events > Gohan is the biggest CHAD in DBZ

(+) Yeah! (+)

>Hot wife and other women wanna fuck him
>Most power potential
>Strong af
>Smart af
>Rich af

CHADhan da bess
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Literally got cucked by Goten tho lmfao

@Reis posted...

Literally got cucked by Gotenks tho lmfao

LOL fuck you mean? Mystic Gohan STOMPS SS3 Gotenks
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I mean how Pan isn't really his daughter...

Also I didn't mean to put Gotenks, I meant Goten

Reis posted...

I mean how Pan isn't really his daughter...

Also I didn't mean to put Gotenks, I meant Goten

What a stupid ass joke. Get some help.
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You can't deny that Pan resembles Goten more tho

Pan looks like her mother.

Reis posted...

You can't deny that Pan resembles Goten more tho

Gohan and Goten basically look the same to begin with.
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Zikten posted...

Pan looks like her mother.

Pan gets her black eyes from her Gohan
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Hercule took credit for Gohan's greatest accomplishment.

Gohan took his daughter's virginity
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Scotty_Rogers posted...

Gohan and Goten basically look the same to begin with.

Yeah, but more

The Mystic Virgin vs. The SSj3 Chad
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Reis posted...

Scotty_Rogers posted...

Gohan and Goten basically look the same to begin with.

Yeah, but more

LOL how

Before Gohan turns Mystic, his face is exactly the same as Teen/Adult Goten's

The hairstyles are irrelevant, since neither Gohan nor Goten have set hairstyles
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@Kaname_Madoka posted...

The Mystic Virgin vs. The SSj3 Chad

Mystic would get more bitches than SS3

SS3 = Terrible stamina and can't last long
Mystic = No stamina issues at all and lasts plenty long if you keep up your training

Mystic Chad Famalam!
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The ladies dig the long hair
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Piccolo constantly saves and raises the Chad, so pickle man is the Chad OG.

Also, why was Videl pretty flat in Z and GT, but all of a sudden in Super she has heaving titties? >_>
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Kaname_Madoka posted...

The ladies dig the long hair

LOL long hair won't mean shit in bed

Mystic Chad Famlam!
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What if they fused
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@NeonOctopus posted...

Also, why was Videl pretty flat in Z and GT, but all of a sudden in Super she has heaving titties? >_>

GT is non-canon. Videl was a teen for most of DBZ, so her tits could have just gotten bigger later on. And she got pregnant, which can add to breast growth

But on a more serious note lol it's just a change in art style
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Scotty_Rogers posted...

Mystic = No stamina issues at all and lasts plenty long if you keep up your training

So basically 2 seconds for Gohan?
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Kaname_Madoka posted...

What if they fused

Mystic Chad wouldn't fuse with SS3 Virgin
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Gohan is the luckiest nerd in the galaxy, I'll leave it at that.

He sucks, though. Just because everything went his way doesn't make him suck less for me.

I blame his mother for railroading his life instead of letting him grow up as a balanced person.
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Scotty_Rogers posted...

Kaname_Madoka posted...

What if they fused

Mystic Chad wouldn't fuse with SS3 Virgin

Don't say that about your husbands father
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NeonOctopus posted...

Gohan took his daughter's virginity

I doubt that.
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Funkydog posted...

Scotty_Rogers posted...

Mystic = No stamina issues at all and lasts plenty long if you keep up your training

So basically 2 seconds for Gohan?

LOL Gohan later gets back to training so he can last plenty long Famalam!
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@Pepys_Monster posted...

NeonOctopus posted...

Gohan took his daughter's virginity

I doubt that.

Videl didn't even have any boyfriends before Gohan. Her dad wouldn't let her date.

Plus she seemed prude-ish in DBZ so I doubt she had sex before Gohan
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He also destroyed the Thot Sayians.
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NeonOctopus posted...

Also, why was Videl pretty flat in Z and GT, but all of a sudden in Super she has heaving titties? >_>

I mean the pregnancy may have something to do with it.
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Solid Sonic posted...

Gohan is the luckiest nerd in the galaxy, I'll leave it at that.

He sucks, though. Just because everything went his way doesn't make him suck less for me.

I blame his mother for railroading his life instead of letting him grow up as a balanced person.

His mother didn't railroad anything, his father did. It's no wonder that after Goku passes away Gohan puts that fighting shit behind him while Goten gets trained by his mother. They both lived a life with choices and Gohan made his after being fully informed of what a life of chi blasts was like.
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Gohan wasn't wrong to want peace, and value different things than his father. Fans treat him like shit for going his own way in life. Everything that you saw in the Cell Games, Gohan was pretty much pushed into. SSJ2 was just him finally snapping after all that. He never wanted any of it.

Pepys Monster posted...

NeonOctopus posted...

Gohan took his daughter's virginity

I doubt that.

She was a huge prude before meeting Gohan. I really doubt she touched any dick before his >_>
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@A_Good_Boy posted...

Gohan puts that fighting shit behind him

LOL, which leads to bad guys killing his family because he's too weak to protect them.

Nothing admirable about Gohan giving up fighting.
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@Chicken_Butt posted...

Gohan wasn't wrong to want peace,

LOL he won't have any peace when he's too weak to protect his family from villains

Chicken_Butt posted...

Fans treat him like shit for going his own way in life.

Yeah, because he puts his family at risk by slacking off from his training.
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Scotty_Rogers posted...

@Chicken_Butt posted...

Gohan wasn't wrong to want peace,

LOL he won't have any peace when he's too weak to protect his family from villains

Chicken_Butt posted...

Fans treat him like shit for going his own way in life.

Yeah, because he puts his family at risk by slacking off from his training.

This
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There are plenty of other people to do the fighting, people even stronger than he is, and Gohan knows that. When it was just Gohan, in Future Trunks' world, he stepped up. When he was the only one with the potential to beat Cell, he stepped up. When he was seen as the only one who could stop Buu, he stepped up.

He doesn't want that life, but every time there's been genuine danger, he's stepped up. Stop trying to put him down.

Scotty_Rogers posted...

@A_Good_Boy posted...

Gohan puts that fighting shit behind him

LOL, which leads to bad guys killing his family because he's too weak to protect them.

Nothing admirable about Gohan giving up fighting.

Everyone lives with that possibility yet they manage perfectly fine. Better to be the dad that goes to school, has a job, can provide for his family, and knows what a vagina is, than be the deadbeat bumpkin that forces his family to live off his father-in-laws wealth while protecting them probably once a decade from some shit that he instigated anyways.
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@Chicken_Butt posted...

There are plenty of other people to do the fighting

LOL, Gohan should be relying on HIMSELF to protect his family, not other people.

The only other people who protect Earth are Goku and Vegeta, and they're irresponsible, arrogant dumbasses who cause innocent people to be killed all the time. Unreliable.

Gohan's potential far exceeds theirs, too. He should be relying only on himself.

Chicken_Butt posted...

He doesn't want that life

LOL, doesn't matter what he wants. A real man protects his family even if he doesn't want to.

Chicken_Butt posted...

but every time there's been genuine danger, he's stepped up.

LOL that's why slacking off from training made him too weak to stop Freeza from killing his whole family right? Or why slacking off from training made him too weak to beat Dabra and stop Boo from being released?

You're an apologist
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Gohan trains for a few days and he's the fifth strongest in Universe 7.

He's ridiculous.
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Why should Gohan do anything? Are you implying that just because he has the power and potential to resist threats, he also has an obligation to? That he should just throw his life away for a greater good, when there are other warriors just as capable if not more who actually want the life he wants to walk away from?

That's pretty fucking pretentious of you, man.

@A_Good_Boy posted...

Everyone lives with that possibility yet they manage perfectly fine.

LOL they're not managing perfectly fine when they're getting killed by bad guys

Better to be the dad that goes to school

He doesn't need to go school at all at this point.

has a job

LOL, a useless, low paying job that isn't even enough to provide for his family.

can provide for his family

His family is filthy rich already. Gohan doesn't provide for them; they live off of Mr. Satan's money and Videl's inheritance.

and knows what a vagina is

LOL, Goku and Vegeta have had sex, too.

than be the deadbeat bumpkin that forces his family to live off his father-in-laws wealth while protecting them probably once a decade from some shit that he instigated anyways.

It's not even once a decade. Several beings have threatened Earth in the past 10 years in the series (Boo, Beerus, Freeza, Zamasu and Zeno)
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@Chicken_Butt posted...

Why should Gohan do anything?

LOL, because it's a man's responsibility to keep his wife and daughter safe.

Chicken_Butt posted...

Are you implying that just because he has the power and potential to resist threats, he also has an obligation to?

He's obligated to protect his wife and daughter from those threats.

Chicken_Butt posted...

That he should just throw his life away for a greater good

He doesn't even have to throw his life away to keep his training up.

when there are other warriors just as capable if not more who actually want the life he wants to walk away from?

Those other warriors are irresponsible, arrogant dumbasses with less potential than Gohan who cause innocent people to die (including Gohan's own family)

LOL, Gohan should be relying on himself to protect his fam, not his manchild father
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Scotty_Rogers posted...

It's not even once a decade. Several beings have threatened Earth in the past 10 years in the series (Boo, Beerus, Freeza, Zamasu and Zeno)

Goku literally instigated all but one of those threats, and him wanting to fuck around with Vegeta caused Buu to be reborn anyways. Goku doesn't get a pat on the back for barely fixing shit that he broke.
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Are you about done with this basic trolling, dude? Abusing the mention system, spamming LOL and making heavy-handed arguments on why a man should pursuit a lifestyle he has no interest in, that's not gonna keep me entertained for much longer. In fact the charm's already worn off.

Plenty of characters, including Gohan himself, criticize Gohan for slacking off from training

A_Good_Boy posted...

Goku literally instigated all but one of those threats

LOL nice backpedal

"Earth only goes threatened once a decade"

to

"It doesn't matter how times Earth gets threatened because Goku started it!"

Learn to debate famalam
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Chicken_Butt posted...

Are you about done with this basic trolling, dude?

>gets rekt in an argument
>accuses others of trolling

LOL hold this L famalam
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Failing to see where the rek came in when all you did was repeat the same thing over and over while failing to establish Gohan's obligations beyond your personal biases. You can hang on to that L, it looks better on you.

A_Good_Boy posted...

the deadbeat bumpkin that forces his family to live off his father-in-laws wealth while protecting them probably once a decade from some shit that he instigated anyways.

Learn to read better broheim. Goku's family and the planet keeps on getting threatened by people he challenges to fights. If Goku isn't creating a situation because he's challenging an opponent to deathmatch style fight then he's exacerbating it by refusing to follow any other solution that doesn't call for a deathmatch style fight. Goku's family would be a lot safer if he wasn't constantly being the direct cause for them being in danger.
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Chicken_Butt posted...

Failing to see where the rek came in when all you did was repeat the same thing over and over while failing to establish Gohan's obligations beyond your personal biases.

I'm not biased. Gohan objectively should be training to protect his wife and daughter from supervillains instead of putting them at risk by not training. You crying "B-but Gohan doesn't have to do it if he doesn't want to" is textbook bias, as one should objectively protect their FAM regardless of what that person wants.

Sleep with that L, famalam!
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A_Good_Boy posted...

Goku's family and the planet keeps on getting threatened by people he challenges to fights. If Goku isn't creating a situation because he's challenging an opponent to deathmatch style fight then he's exacerbating it by refusing to follow any other solution that doesn't call for a deathmatch style fight. Goku's family would be a lot safer if he wasn't constantly being the direct cause for them being in danger.

"If" is irrelevant. Regardless of why, Earth keeps on getting threatened, so Gohan should be protecting his family by training. Goku being the instigator is the all the more reason Gohan shouldn't be relying on Goku. Goku's a fucking dumbass famalam!

Here's an L for ya!
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