Current Events > Scenario: You obtain compromising footage of Donald Trump.

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UnfairRepresent
02/27/18 5:09:37 PM
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A secret organization has the footage and is trying to pass it on to their top agent who has been secretly undercover as a complete loser with no life and no friends to avoid all suspicion. Unfortunately this agent's cover was SO good that his own organization made a mistake when trying to pass on this footage, instead accidentially assuming it's you.

You wake up tomorrow and find a small blank brown package waiting for you with the mail. You open it to find an unmarked DVD.

The DVD footage shows Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin and Pope Francis in March 2016 having a graphic homosexual threesome in Russia for several hours (with some breaks) and it's clearly legitimate.

AXw3ceg

What do you do?
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InstaReturns
02/27/18 5:11:08 PM
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Uhhhh

Sell it for exorbitant amounts of money
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gguirao
02/27/18 5:12:02 PM
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Sell it to a fetish site to make millions and take down Trump at the same time.
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Capn Circus
02/27/18 5:12:32 PM
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Nothing. I may try to let Trump know I have it and maybe I can meet him and get money.

But I'd never publish it.
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KILBOTz
02/27/18 5:13:05 PM
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using deepfake software, change it to Obama, the president of Iran and the PM of Palestine.
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Giant_Aspirin
02/27/18 5:14:24 PM
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InstaReturns posted...
Uhhhh

Sell it for exorbitant amounts of money


this. i'd make bank AND embarrass the fuck out of the king of insecurities himself
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Masamune456
02/27/18 5:16:46 PM
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Offer to sell it to whichever one of the three is least likely to have me killed rather than paying up.
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Punctus_Pilot
02/27/18 5:17:25 PM
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Hmm. That's tough. I don't want Pope Francis going down anytime soon. Maybe I would rip the audio and release part of it, incriminating dialogue about Trump.
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Vita_Aeterna
02/27/18 5:17:36 PM
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Sell it to whomever I think will create the most ruckus. I'm hoping to receive several hundred million dollars first though.
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EscapeFromHell
02/27/18 5:19:38 PM
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Am I the only one who realizes that TC is calling everyone a loser?
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ElementPro
02/27/18 5:21:39 PM
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Trump would probably find a way of spinning it to make himself look good.
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DifferentialEquation
02/27/18 5:21:55 PM
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I would round up a few of the most ardent Trump haters I could find, make sure they don't have any recording devices on them, show them the video and then, once they start salivating at thought of this destroying Trump, I would burn the evidence right in front of them and enjoy their pain and suffering.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
02/27/18 5:23:08 PM
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Sell it to the highest bidder but not before making copies.
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NOM
02/27/18 5:24:45 PM
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TC's name calling aside, I don't know what I'd do exactly, because if even the slightest hint came out that I had this alleged tape, I would be assassinated. All you guys saying you'd sell it to the highest bidder are dumb af because you'd be dead within a day.
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Tyranthraxus
02/27/18 5:27:43 PM
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Upload an iso to a Tor website using a portable virtual machine from a Starbucks in the next state over.
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MC_BatCommander
02/27/18 5:28:12 PM
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deed furiously
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UnfairRepresent
02/27/18 5:30:11 PM
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To those saying "I'd sell it!"

How? To who?

What would you just google "Who wants to buy dodgy illegal porn footage?" and see what comes up?

Do you call the news networks?

What do you even say? Do you tell them who you are?
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MC_BatCommander
02/27/18 5:33:08 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
To those saying "I'd sell it!"

How? To who?

What would you just google "Who wants to buy dodgy illegal porn footage?" and see what comes up?

Do you call the news networks?

What do you even say? Do you tell them who you are?


I've never had to do such a thing but I'd imagine you contact tabloids and such directly if you have something juicy to sell
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Zack_Attackv1
02/27/18 5:37:36 PM
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*continues smiling like Billy Bush*
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Solar_Crimson
02/27/18 7:29:34 PM
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Copy it to a flash drive, go to a library, make a fake email address, and send it to as many news sites as I could.
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alt_no_1_loves
02/27/18 7:31:19 PM
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I do suppose Trump secretly being a sex partner of Putin would constitute a serious conflict of interests, so I guess I'd have to report it to the FBI or something. First I'd get a lawyer and consult with experts on ethics, the constitution, etc, and see how to handle it.
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fire_bolt
02/27/18 7:39:56 PM
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I'd make copies and mail to every news organization I can find an address for anonymously. Then I'd upload it to literally every possible place I can find as quickly as possible. Porn sites, news sites, YouTube, 4chan, Reddit, CE, EVERYWHERE. I'd make sure to do from a public computer that can't easily be traced back to me. I'd do everything possible to spread it as widely as possible as long as it wouldn't be traced back to me
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UnfairRepresent
02/27/18 7:43:23 PM
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You'd upload hours of graphic gay porn to Youtube?
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Weezy_Tha_Don
02/27/18 7:45:17 PM
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feel like this could have been a good CYOA
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UnfairRepresent
02/27/18 7:45:57 PM
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Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
feel like this could have been a good CYOA

You're welcome to make one
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UnfairRepresent
02/28/18 5:31:40 AM
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alt_no_1_loves posted...
I do suppose Trump secretly being a sex partner of Putin would constitute a serious conflict of interests, so I guess I'd have to report it to the FBI or something. First I'd get a lawyer and consult with experts on ethics, the constitution, etc, and see how to handle it.

Yeah . Trust the authority to deal with the authority
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