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ssj3vegeta
03/07/18 6:42:00 AM
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Turtlebread
03/07/18 6:44:50 AM
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omfg what a bitch
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bulletproofvita
03/07/18 6:45:11 AM
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Lmao that's gold
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EndOfDiscOne
03/07/18 6:45:26 AM
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She dodged a bullet
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ClockworkHare
03/07/18 6:47:27 AM
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EndOfDiscOne posted...
She dodged a bullet

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action52
03/07/18 6:51:28 AM
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Turtlebread posted...
omfg what a bitch

Are you referring to the TC?

Also:
ClockworkHare posted...
EndOfDiscOne posted...
She dodged a bullet

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deupd_u
03/07/18 6:52:54 AM
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She totally wasn't on birth control
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bulletproofvita
03/07/18 6:55:17 AM
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Ultima Dragon
03/07/18 7:08:01 AM
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It's so cringe watching dudes have an epic meltdown after a girl doesn't respond for a little bit. Especially over the period of time that someone would most likely be at work and unable to text much, if at all.

He keeps calling her "dude" too, haha.
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HydraSlayer82
03/07/18 7:15:52 AM
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I make $900 in twelve hours dude but Im still an insecure loser.
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zinezinzadan
03/07/18 7:47:50 AM
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Fake
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donkeyjack
03/07/18 9:36:23 AM
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bulletproofvita posted...
ZVsbDuw


YOOOOOOO

I am dead.
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ssj3vegeta
03/07/18 12:45:19 PM
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DKFjalfe
03/07/18 12:52:42 PM
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ClockworkHare posted...
EndOfDiscOne posted...
She dodged a bullet
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zinezinzadan
03/07/18 12:54:42 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
Wow it was a honest mistake why is she being a bitch? ^^^

This. Everyone makes mistake. Leave him alone. I hate asshole women
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ImTheMacheteGuy
03/07/18 1:02:07 PM
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Is that really how people interact? They both sound like shit tier losers imo
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V-E-G-Y-
03/08/18 8:49:53 AM
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EndOfDiscOne
03/08/18 8:53:51 AM
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fenderbender321 posted...
I don't understand why asking somebody if they're on birth control is a "joke" or "talking shit"...I've asked girls that before and it's never been a problem.

But yeah, the guy totally melted down. lol.


Context is key. If they haven't met and haven't talked about having sex, yeah it's creepy. The OP did not read like a joke, and if it was meant to be, it didn't come across well in text.
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Vulgorn
03/08/18 8:55:43 AM
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EndOfDiscOne posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
I don't understand why asking somebody if they're on birth control is a "joke" or "talking shit"...I've asked girls that before and it's never been a problem.

But yeah, the guy totally melted down. lol.


Context is key. If they haven't met and haven't talked about having sex, yeah it's creepy. The OP did not read like a joke, and if it was meant to be, it didn't come across well in text.

We all know it wasn't a joke. Dude just backpedaled and melted down. Girls reaction is 100% fine tbh.
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voldothegr8
03/08/18 8:57:34 AM
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Why does he keep calling her dude?
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Laserion
03/08/18 9:03:29 AM
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Wait. The girl is the messages on the right, right?
And the person on the right is the owner of the phone, and the other person is on the left, right?
So this was posted by the girl, to show what an ass the guy was.

Vegy, did you find this online and recognized it as your own conversation?
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V-E-G-Y-
03/08/18 9:15:09 AM
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EverDownward
03/08/18 9:19:02 AM
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What an absolute fucking dumpster fire, a perfect encapsulation of why men and women are incompatible with the current social atmosphere.
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Vulgorn
03/08/18 9:20:38 AM
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EverDownward posted...
What an absolute fucking dumpster fire, a perfect encapsulation of why men and women are incompatible with the current social atmosphere.

You keep thinking that, bud.
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EverDownward
03/08/18 9:21:07 AM
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Vulgorn posted...
EverDownward posted...
What an absolute fucking dumpster fire, a perfect encapsulation of why men and women are incompatible with the current social atmosphere.

You keep thinking that, bud.

Who are you?
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Vulgorn
03/08/18 9:24:46 AM
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Does that matter
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joestarrr
03/08/18 9:41:16 AM
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ClockworkHare posted...
EndOfDiscOne posted...
She dodged a bullet
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masticatingman
03/08/18 9:45:49 AM
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Asking if youre on birth control...he should just be prepared with condoms and if he wants to ask that he should do it in person, not over a text before ever meeting. You gotta realize women dont even see you as a real human until you physically meet up. (Not to mention that by asking this hes acting like they could fuck on the first date).

And then hes the one with the meltdown. Which is just sad shit.
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Cobra1010
03/08/18 9:52:19 AM
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Keith_Valentine
03/08/18 1:43:38 PM
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Women are uptight because they deal with men who are two notches above pond scum , everyday.

Ftr, the average girl is way smarter than she let's on. They act a certain way because they are smaller and tend to be scared of confrontations. Many women are very afraid on some level, a lot of the time.

You have to figure out how to be overall nice without being a pussy. :/
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Flockaveli
03/08/18 1:52:47 PM
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HydraSlayer82 posted...
I make $900 in twelve hours dude but Im still an insecure loser.

Right. Like at that point Id just pay for pussy whenever I want it. No point in trying to be genuine anymore. Just do things the easy way.
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Darksaber310
03/08/18 1:55:22 PM
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Man all that text was missing was his grocery list.
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GameGodOfAll
03/08/18 1:56:56 PM
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These are always the worst to read and I always hope they're fake. It's sooooo baaaaaad.
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Alexanaxela
03/08/18 2:11:33 PM
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goddamn I was confused halfway through and had to start over, why does he keep calling her dood???

best take away:

pyscho dood - "i actually had you double booked with another girl. So i'm kinda happy you decided to be a psycho."
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Inappropriate
03/08/18 2:12:11 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing
03/08/18 2:14:30 PM
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masticatingman posted...
Asking if youre on birth control...he should just be prepared with condoms and if he wants to ask that he should do it in person, not over a text before ever meeting. You gotta realize women dont even see you as a real human until you physically meet up. (Not to mention that by asking this hes acting like they could fuck on the first date).

And then hes the one with the meltdown. Which is just sad shit.


Its a way to bring up sex without bringing up sex. It backfired as she figured out he only wanted sex.
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