Poll of the Day > Your daily random Simpsons quote, brought to you by OguriSama

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Made of real gorilla chest
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Moe: Just like my dad used to say, 'Sooner or later, everybody gets shot.'
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Lionel Hutz: Millhouse baby! Lionel Hutz, your new agent, unauthorized biographer and drug dealer... er keeper awayer.
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I'm surprised this topic isn't 500 posts of Homer Simpson's "Mmm, *insert whatever food he's craving*"

*thumbs up*
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Mmm... unexplained bacon.
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screw flanders
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Scooby-Doo can doo doo but jimmy carter is smarter
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Homer: [Offering Lisa a donut] Donut?

Lisa: Uhh... got any fruit?

Homer: This one has purple in it. Purple's a fruit.
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Mr. Burns: I don't like being outdoors Smithers, for one thing, there's too many fat children.
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Jebediah Springfield: I was -- what are you talking about, Shelbyville? Why would we want to marry our cousins?

Shelbyville: Because they're so attractive. I, I thought that was the whole point of this journey.
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A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man
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Bart: Look at all this great stuff, Lis. Cool! Personalized plates! Barclay, Barry, Bert, Bort? Aw, come on. Bort?
Child: Mommy, mommy! Buy me a license plate.
Mother: No. Come along, Bort.
Man: Are you talking to me?
Mother: No, my son is also named Bort.
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Mr. Burns: Hello my name is Mr. Snrub and I come from some place far away. Yes, that will do. Anyway I say we invest that money back in the nuclear plant.
Smithers: I like the way Snrub thinks!
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