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P4wn4g3
03/15/18 1:00:30 PM
#53:


he's not even ending all his texts with haha
its a different person
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Jiggy101011
03/15/18 1:01:50 PM
#54:


if that is a legit conversation that is just so cringey
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Harpie
03/15/18 1:04:30 PM
#55:


NeonOctopus posted...
What was 15"? His dick?

His biceps lol

leverageblargh posted...
Do you think it's really him or someone got hold of his phone?

It's him. He's working them into our convos so I can't really take many screenshots because it's all so seperated

P4wn4g3 posted...
he's not even ending all his texts with haha
its a different person

It's definitely him
We texted from like 6pm-3am the other day. And that's when he said most of the weird things lol

Jiggy101011 posted...
if that is a legit conversation that is just so cringey

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Ving_Rhames
03/15/18 1:06:23 PM
#56:


Why no screenshot of what was ACTUALLY requested
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P4wn4g3
03/15/18 1:08:20 PM
#57:


well then you should be prepared haha

guy sounds like a weirdo. you want some dick pics? I can find some on the internet, but like I don't care about looking at penises myself.
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Harpie
03/15/18 1:08:49 PM
#58:


Ving_Rhames posted...
Why no screenshot of what was ACTUALLY requested

Because we're talking about the landlord and we say the exact apartment complex and it's not really screengrabbable
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Harpie
03/15/18 1:09:21 PM
#59:


P4wn4g3 posted...
well then you should be prepared haha

guy sounds like a weirdo. you want some dick pics? I can find some on the internet, but like I don't care about looking at penises myself.

Lmao I'm good thanks for the offer tho q:
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Ving_Rhames
03/15/18 1:09:49 PM
#60:


Harpie posted...
Because we're talking about the landlord and we say the exact apartment complex and it's not really screengrabbable


....what is cropping

Yeah, fake lol
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KiwiTerraRizing
03/15/18 1:10:36 PM
#61:


Well? You gonna do it?
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P4wn4g3
03/15/18 1:11:15 PM
#62:


I hear girls like getting dick pics tho

sounds like you aren't prepared haha
or whatever he said haha
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FrisbeeDude
03/15/18 1:14:21 PM
#64:


TC parched for attention, CEmen coming with the water tank confirmed
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P4wn4g3
03/15/18 1:14:27 PM
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did you tell him your religion? just tell him every sperm is sacred. God punishes people by putting hairs in weird places, etc.
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Harpie
03/15/18 1:18:09 PM
#67:


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Harpie
03/15/18 1:19:37 PM
#68:


Ving_Rhames posted...
Harpie posted...
Because we're talking about the landlord and we say the exact apartment complex and it's not really screengrabbable


....what is cropping

Yeah, fake lol

>.>

Okay I got it backwards, I mentioned the cam thing and he said he couldn't film because he'd join lol
But here it is

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P4wn4g3
03/15/18 1:20:38 PM
#69:


So like
what's with the 4chan emoticons
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Harpie
03/15/18 1:22:08 PM
#70:


KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Well? You gonna do it?

ew no

P4wn4g3 posted...
I hear girls like getting dick pics tho

sounds like you aren't prepared haha
or whatever he said haha

Well at least for me, I only like them if we're already in the mood or I know that person. Unsolicited dick pics turn me off tbh

leverageblargh posted...
And no indication at all for why this formerly uninterested prim and proper Christian boy would suddenly do this 180?

I mean he's mostly joking around I think, but he was never this forward before. I have no idea

P4wn4g3 posted...
did you tell him your religion? just tell him every sperm is sacred. God punishes people by putting hairs in weird places, etc.

He would run away tho
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KiwiTerraRizing
03/15/18 1:22:44 PM
#71:


I love being an adult and you meet adult women who just want to fuck. No games, you just fuck and move on.
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Miz_iZ_AwSOme_X
03/15/18 1:22:57 PM
#72:


So he's a religious man? This is so fitting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g488m_7xDnQ" data-time="

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Harpie
03/15/18 1:23:12 PM
#73:


P4wn4g3 posted...
So like
what's with the 4chan emoticons

He's a dank memer or some shit. Idk. But he was a reddit account with nearly 100k upvotes just for that kinda content
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P4wn4g3
03/15/18 1:23:47 PM
#74:


Harpie posted...
Well at least for me, I only like them if we're already in the mood or I know that person. Unsolicited dick pics turn me off tbh

haha I was being sarcastic lmao hahahahaha

Harpie posted...
He would run away tho

doubt it.
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Harpie
03/15/18 1:24:23 PM
#75:


KiwiTerraRizing posted...
I love being an adult and you meet adult women who just want to fuck. No games, you just fuck and move on.

He doesn't want to fuck though? He doesn't even want to hang out with me lmao
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Vulgorn
03/15/18 1:25:14 PM
#76:


He probably do now tbqh
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KiwiTerraRizing
03/15/18 1:25:41 PM
#77:


Harpie posted...
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
I love being an adult and you meet adult women who just want to fuck. No games, you just fuck and move on.

He doesn't want to fuck though? He doesn't even want to hang out with me lmao


He does want to fuck you, but he does not want to hang out with you.
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Harpie
03/15/18 1:28:20 PM
#78:


KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Harpie posted...
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
I love being an adult and you meet adult women who just want to fuck. No games, you just fuck and move on.

He doesn't want to fuck though? He doesn't even want to hang out with me lmao


He does want to fuck you, but he does not want to hang out with you.

Im really confused tho because we did make out and get a lil touchy in his car. He was flirty for like a day afterwards then changed his mind and said he wanted a long term relationship with a christian girl.
But now he's been texting me and being suggestive and IDK MAN
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Vulgorn
03/15/18 1:29:27 PM
#79:


He wants his dick wet. Libido changes everything. Not that hard to understand.
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KiwiTerraRizing
03/15/18 1:30:54 PM
#80:


Vulgorn posted...
He wants his dick wet. Libido changes everything. Not that hard to understand.


This, he gets horny and wants it but when he isnt he doesnt.
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Harpie
03/15/18 1:31:15 PM
#81:


Vulgorn posted...
He wants his dick wet. Libido changes everything. Not that hard to understand.

If he want's to do that then why didn't he take my offer to hang out and watch a movie at one of our places? >.>
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Vulgorn
03/15/18 1:32:28 PM
#82:


Harpie posted...
Vulgorn posted...
He wants his dick wet. Libido changes everything. Not that hard to understand.

If he want's to do that then why didn't he take my offer to hang out and watch a movie at one of our places? >.>

Because he wasn't currently horny. His convictions are bullshit, but he'll probably stick to them when he's not actively on go-mode.
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DezDroppedFreak
03/15/18 1:32:48 PM
#83:


leverageblargh posted...
And no indication at all for why this formerly uninterested prim and proper Christian boy would suddenly do this 180?

The power of Boners
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Miz_iZ_AwSOme_X
03/15/18 1:33:19 PM
#84:


Maybe he's shy and embarassed to ask for some pussy? Some people who are shy are most likely to text you things they'd be afraid to ask you face to face due to being shy.
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P4wn4g3
03/15/18 1:33:29 PM
#85:


tell him you aren't really looking for anything long term at the moment.
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Harpie
03/15/18 1:38:55 PM
#86:


Vulgorn posted...
Harpie posted...
Vulgorn posted...
He wants his dick wet. Libido changes everything. Not that hard to understand.

If he want's to do that then why didn't he take my offer to hang out and watch a movie at one of our places? >.>

Because he wasn't currently horny. His convictions are bullshit, but he'll probably stick to them when he's not actively on go-mode.

advice pls

Miz_iZ_AwSOme_X posted...
Maybe he's shy and embarassed to ask for some pussy? Some people who are shy are most likely to text you things they'd be afraid to ask you face to face due to being shy.

He's ultra christian, so he'd never ask for that

P4wn4g3 posted...
tell him you aren't really looking for anything long term at the moment.

I told him that I'm not necessarily looking for something longterm and the seemed to bother him at the time. Now he gives no fucks but still won't bite the bullet and hang out with me lmao
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DrizztLink
03/15/18 1:40:28 PM
#87:


Vulgorn posted...
Harpie posted...
Vulgorn posted...
He wants his dick wet. Libido changes everything. Not that hard to understand.

If he want's to do that then why didn't he take my offer to hang out and watch a movie at one of our places? >.>

Because he wasn't currently horny. His convictions are bullshit, but he'll probably stick to them when he's not actively on go-mode.

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Vulgorn
03/15/18 1:40:52 PM
#88:


Harpie posted...
advice pls

Depends entirely on what you want out of it, tbh. You want a serious thing? Unless you're a prude Christian girl, it'll probably never happen. If you're looking for a fuck, just wait for him to get horny and ask him to meet up for a booty call at that time.
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P4wn4g3
03/15/18 1:41:46 PM
#89:


frankly you can find someone less wishy washy. guys constantly want sex, like any guy ever.
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KiwiTerraRizing
03/15/18 1:42:17 PM
#90:


Vulgorn posted...
Harpie posted...
advice pls

Depends entirely on what you want out of it, tbh. You want a serious thing? Unless you're a prude Christian girl, it'll probably never happen. If you're looking for a fuck, just wait for him to get horny and ask him to meet up for a booty call at that time.


Tell him explicitly you want sex and he can come over whenever he wants to. Hell get horny one day and do it.
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Harpie
03/15/18 1:43:13 PM
#91:


Vulgorn posted...
Harpie posted...
advice pls

Depends entirely on what you want out of it, tbh. You want a serious thing? Unless you're a prude Christian girl, it'll probably never happen. If you're looking for a fuck, just wait for him to get horny and ask him to meet up for a booty call at that time.

Yeah imma probably just keep talking to him. But not ask for anything or flirt back. He's being too hot and cold. Weird friends it is I guess? lol
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Vulgorn
03/15/18 1:43:37 PM
#92:


KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Tell him explicitly you want sex and he can come over whenever he wants to. Hell get horny one day and do it.

Judging by his hang ups, he'd probably dismiss it unless he was like, already ready to go tbh.
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P4wn4g3
03/15/18 1:43:44 PM
#93:


KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Vulgorn posted...
Harpie posted...
advice pls

Depends entirely on what you want out of it, tbh. You want a serious thing? Unless you're a prude Christian girl, it'll probably never happen. If you're looking for a fuck, just wait for him to get horny and ask him to meet up for a booty call at that time.


Tell him explicitly you want sex and he can come over whenever he wants to. Hell get horny one day and do it.

ehhh. wouldnt suggest with a "christian" wishy washy type.
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Vulgorn
03/15/18 1:45:20 PM
#94:


Harpie posted...
Vulgorn posted...
Harpie posted...
advice pls

Depends entirely on what you want out of it, tbh. You want a serious thing? Unless you're a prude Christian girl, it'll probably never happen. If you're looking for a fuck, just wait for him to get horny and ask him to meet up for a booty call at that time.

Yeah imma probably just keep talking to him. But not ask for anything or flirt back. He's being too hot and cold. Weird friends it is I guess? lol

Probably a good idea. It's not like:

P4wn4g3 posted...
frankly you can find someone less wishy washy. guys constantly want sex, like any guy ever.

This is wrong or anything.
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Miz_iZ_AwSOme_X
03/15/18 1:45:24 PM
#95:


Harpie posted...
Vulgorn posted...
Harpie posted...
Vulgorn posted...
He wants his dick wet. Libido changes everything. Not that hard to understand.

If he want's to do that then why didn't he take my offer to hang out and watch a movie at one of our places? >.>

Because he wasn't currently horny. His convictions are bullshit, but he'll probably stick to them when he's not actively on go-mode.

advice pls

Miz_iZ_AwSOme_X posted...
Maybe he's shy and embarassed to ask for some pussy? Some people who are shy are most likely to text you things they'd be afraid to ask you face to face due to being shy.

He's ultra christian, so he'd never ask for that

P4wn4g3 posted...
tell him you aren't really looking for anything long term at the moment.

I told him that I'm not necessarily looking for something longterm and the seemed to bother him at the time. Now he gives no fucks but still won't bite the bullet and hang out with me lmao


Ultra Christian with a foot job fetish... Idk. You gonna have lead him. That is if you're trying to have sex with him. If not then everything should be fine. He obviously won't advance you for sex face to face. He's probably waiting on your move.

Or he's addicted to porn since he wants to see you in a porn. Either way is going to be up to you to see where it goes.
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03/15/18 3:04:50 PM
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Ving_Rhames
03/15/18 3:09:51 PM
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omg he typed sex as secks

how old is this dude
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TheCyborgNinja
03/15/18 3:11:17 PM
#99:


M_Live posted...
I feel so out of touch with how guys flirt these days.

Lol, you're not alone, though I was admittedly never very good at it if I actually liked the girl. If I didn't, watch the fuck out though ;)
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SSJGrimReaper
03/15/18 3:12:18 PM
#100:


I will suplex you hahahahahahahahaha
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Jiggy101011
03/15/18 3:30:39 PM
#101:


Ving_Rhames posted...
omg he typed sex as secks

how old is this dude


well she typed it as secks first if Harpie is the one in blue
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Ving_Rhames
03/15/18 3:31:23 PM
#102:


Jiggy101011 posted...
well she typed it as secks first if Harpie is the one in blue


so theyre both just weird as shit then
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