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MFBKBass5
03/16/18 9:52:45 AM
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That was a strange question to be asked. But I guess Ive never really thought about it exactly.

How would you describe sex with a woman, CE?
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BlueBoy675
03/16/18 9:53:18 AM
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Bags of sand
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Vulgorn
03/16/18 9:53:25 AM
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You should switch bodies dexters lab style and show her.
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Esrac
03/16/18 9:53:51 AM
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Hairy-man
03/16/18 9:54:45 AM
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Like sticking your dick in a warm apple pie
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MFBKBass5
03/16/18 9:55:43 AM
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Hairy-man posted...
Like sticking your dick in a warm apple pie


Well. Try and describe it without analogies.

Its honestly hard to describe!
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deupd_u
03/16/18 9:58:02 AM
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It feels like the tunnel to Hell, lubed with God's tears.
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Hairy-man
03/16/18 9:59:52 AM
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Alright imma try my best

It feels like

Fuck I cant describe it
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AlisLandale
03/16/18 10:01:01 AM
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Someone you love has opened themselves up to you in the most intimate, vulnerable way possible. It's a nigh-cosmic experience of two people's trust and love for each other coalescing into a storm of passion.

Physically, there's the paradox of only having one piece of yourself inside of them, but it feels like you're completely surrounded by their warmth. You've ceased to be the person you are, and have become a piece of a greater whole.
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KiwiTerraRizing
03/16/18 10:01:15 AM
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You dont really feel much with your dick. You just get that good friction going.

The fun part is mixing it up and seeing her reaction. Going deep and seeing her gasp or holding back and make her beg for it.

Now this assumes good pussy. Really loose Pussy is terrible and to get friction you end up going fast and try to get it over, its awful.
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MFBKBass5
03/16/18 10:03:00 AM
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AlisLandale posted...
Someone you love has opened themselves up to you in the most intimate, vulnerable way possible. It's a nigh-cosmic experience of two people's trust and love for each other coalescing into a storm of passion.

Physically, there's the paradox of only having one piece of yourself inside of them, but it feels like you're completely surrounded by their warmth. You've ceased to be the person you are, and have become a piece of a greater whole.


Errrr. That was almost too well written to be a post on gamefaqs.
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KiwiTerraRizing
03/16/18 10:04:02 AM
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AlisLandale posted...
Someone you love has opened themselves up to you in the most intimate, vulnerable way possible. It's a nigh-cosmic experience of two people's trust and love for each other coalescing into a storm of passion.

Physically, there's the paradox of only having one piece of yourself inside of them, but it feels like you're completely surrounded by their warmth. You've ceased to be the person you are, and have become a piece of a greater whole.


It can be, but not all sex is like that, nor should it be. Sometimes you just want to fuck, men and women.
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nevershine
03/16/18 10:04:16 AM
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Moist
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LordMarshal
03/16/18 10:05:37 AM
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Isnt it a blood/adrenaline rush combined with good feelings in your head? I mean in terms of literally describing the sendation.
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LordMarshal
03/16/18 10:07:03 AM
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AlisLandale posted...
You've ceased to be the person you are, and have become a piece of a greater whole.


Such a lame and cringey post. No its not like that all all.
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thanosibe
03/16/18 10:07:39 AM
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Like this ....

dR2EUZl
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Vulgorn
03/16/18 10:08:04 AM
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AlisLandale posted...
Someone you love has opened themselves up to you in the most intimate, vulnerable way possible. It's a nigh-cosmic experience of two people's trust and love for each other coalescing into a storm of passion.

Physically, there's the paradox of only having one piece of yourself inside of them, but it feels like you're completely surrounded by their warmth. You've ceased to be the person you are, and have become a piece of a greater whole.

Like, there's a difference between being a romantic and being... whatever this is. Christ, dude.
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KiwiTerraRizing
03/16/18 10:08:20 AM
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thanosibe posted...
Like this ....

dR2EUZl


She may want to get that looked at.
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MFBKBass5
03/16/18 10:08:21 AM
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LordMarshal posted...
Isnt it a blood/adrenaline rush combined with good feelings in your head? I mean in terms of literally describing the sendation.


Yeah I suppose. A tingly sensation as youre closer to finishing too. Its so weird that its actually SUPER hard to describe what sex feels like for a guy.
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ThyCorndog
03/16/18 10:08:23 AM
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thanosibe posted...
Like this ....

dR2EUZl

Lol
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Touch
03/16/18 10:08:29 AM
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Tell her to stick her finger in her ear and move it up and down. It's kinda like that

Also you get bonus Pacman wakka wakka noise
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MFBKBass5
03/16/18 1:02:50 PM
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thanosibe posted...
Like this ....

dR2EUZl


Thats just disgusting.
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eston
03/16/18 1:06:06 PM
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TheGrindery
03/17/18 9:38:35 PM
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You can't explain a feeling to someone who hasn't had it. It's like trying to explain colors to a blind person.
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Giant_Aspirin
03/17/18 9:40:03 PM
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the inside of a vagina feels very similar to the inside of a cheek. just imagine a similar texture/feeling wrapped snugly around a sexually sensitive part of your body.
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TheGrindery
03/17/18 9:44:13 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
the inside of a vagina feels very similar to the inside of a cheek. just imagine a similar texture/feeling wrapped snugly around a sexually sensitive part of your body.

I stand corrected. Well kinda...gotta already know what the inside of a cheek feels like.
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Giant_Aspirin
03/17/18 9:52:09 PM
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TheGrindery posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
the inside of a vagina feels very similar to the inside of a cheek. just imagine a similar texture/feeling wrapped snugly around a sexually sensitive part of your body.

I stand corrected. Well kinda...gotta already know what the inside of a cheek feels like.


just rub your finger on the inside of your cheek
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Omnislasher
03/17/18 9:52:31 PM
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meh
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TheGrindery
03/17/18 9:57:05 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
TheGrindery posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
the inside of a vagina feels very similar to the inside of a cheek. just imagine a similar texture/feeling wrapped snugly around a sexually sensitive part of your body.

I stand corrected. Well kinda...gotta already know what the inside of a cheek feels like.


just rub your finger on the inside of your cheek

You must've missed the "what age did you lose your virginity" thread where I revealed the fucked up fact that I met a 32 year old married woman from IRC (lol "from" IRC...like it's an actual place) when I was 14.

I didn't even put full effort into my flirtation. It's crazy. Looking back....she was fucked in the head. You couldn't pay me enough or threaten me with enough to get me to fuck a 14 year old.
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MFBKBass5
03/18/18 1:01:14 PM
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TheGrindery posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
TheGrindery posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
the inside of a vagina feels very similar to the inside of a cheek. just imagine a similar texture/feeling wrapped snugly around a sexually sensitive part of your body.

I stand corrected. Well kinda...gotta already know what the inside of a cheek feels like.


just rub your finger on the inside of your cheek

You must've missed the "what age did you lose your virginity" thread where I revealed the fucked up fact that I met a 32 year old married woman from IRC (lol "from" IRC...like it's an actual place) when I was 14.

I didn't even put full effort into my flirtation. It's crazy. Looking back....she was fucked in the head. You couldn't pay me enough or threaten me with enough to get me to fuck a 14 year old.


Wait. Did you just reveal that you were involved in a statatoury rape case...on gamefaqs?
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Touch
03/19/18 5:24:14 PM
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