Poll of the Day > Uh, so apparently I'm on a "hit list".

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Philoktetes 03/16/18 5:27:50 PM #1:	I go to my local chinese food place about 2-3 times a week, I'm pretty good friends with the owner. Yesterday I went in for lunch and the owner was acting really weird and standoffish while usually we're on pretty good terms. I asked him what was wrong and eventually he told me to "leave and never come back". I pushed him a little more while I was waiting for my order because he seemed nervous or guilty and he told me that the Chinese mafia in the area have been putting the squeeze or w/e on local businesses and to intimidate them they left a cake outside the shop overnight. Inside the cake was a scroll with a list of all the store's most frequent customers' full names and addresses, and I was near the top of the list. I am seriously freaking the fuck out right now and I have no idea what to even do or what my recourse is. I'm a non-violent person and I've never owned any guns but I'm really close to picking up a rifle at Wal-Mart and taking vacation time from work to lay low for a few weeks. Should I go to the police? What could they even do? I'm fucking terrified. --- I don't think so, Tim. ~~ Pizza Crew ~~ <cite>Philoktetes posted [p:897932451] in Uh, so app... [t:76422625]...</cite> <quote>I go to my local chinese food place about 2-3 times a week, I'm pretty good friends with the owner. Yesterday I went in for lunch and the owner was acting really weird and standoffish while usually we're on pretty good terms. I asked him what was wrong and eventually he told me to "leave and never come back". I pushed him a little more while I was waiting for my order because he seemed nervous or guilty and he told me that the Chinese mafia in the area have been putting the squeeze or w/e on local businesses and to intimidate them they left a cake outside the shop overnight. Inside the cake was a scroll with a list of all the store's most frequent customers' full names and addresses, and I was near the top of the list. I am seriously freaking the fuck out right now and I have no idea what to even do or what my recourse is. I'm a non-violent person and I've never owned any guns but I'm really close to picking up a rifle at Wal-Mart and taking vacation time from work to lay low for a few weeks. Should I go to the police? What could they even do? I'm fucking terrified.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shadowsword87 03/16/18 5:29:10 PM #2:	Well for one they're not called the "Chinese mafia". --- ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though" <cite>shadowsword87 posted [p:897932533] in Uh, so app... [t:76422625]...</cite> <quote>Well for one they're not called the "Chinese mafia".</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
edededdy 03/16/18 5:29:51 PM #3:	http://www.letsrun.com/forum/flat_read.php?thread=7966930 --- Voted best user on CE 2017 hahahahah lmfao <cite>edededdy posted [p:897932565] in Uh, so app... [t:76422625]...</cite> <quote>http://www.letsrun.com/forum/flat_read.php?thread=7966930</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Philoktetes 03/16/18 5:30:16 PM #4:	don't dox me --- I don't think so, Tim. ~~ Pizza Crew ~~ <cite>Philoktetes posted [p:897932588] in Uh, so app... [t:76422625]...</cite> <quote>don't dox me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThatHappySack 03/16/18 5:33:23 PM #5:	Sounds rike tings have gone wong. --- Cool Story Bro http://i.imgur.com/V91MzY3.gifv <cite>ThatHappySack posted [p:897932770] in Uh, so app... [t:76422625]...</cite> <quote>Sounds rike tings have gone wong.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 03/16/18 5:38:13 PM #6:	Don't open the fortune cookie! --- "when in the f* did i ever make claims to be anything other than a troll? seriously. name me one f*ing time." - schmen,trollpolice,noopnoop 3/5/18 <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:897933044] in Uh, so app... [t:76422625]...</cite> <quote>Don't open the fortune cookie!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 03/16/18 5:42:59 PM #7:	It must be terrible living in oppressive China., --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:897933319] in Uh, so app... [t:76422625]...</cite> <quote>It must be terrible living in oppressive China.,</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 03/16/18 5:43:39 PM #8:	You are full of fibs --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood <cite>Mead posted [p:897933367] in Uh, so app... [t:76422625]...</cite> <quote>You are full of fibs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KJ StErOiDs 03/16/18 5:58:29 PM #9:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0" data-time=" --- A plethora of DKC-related fanart to numb your mind: http://kjsteroids.deviantart.com <cite>KJ StErOiDs posted [p:897934160] in Uh, so app... [t:76422625]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bugmeat 03/16/18 5:58:39 PM #10:	I knew the story was going to be bullshit. But I was hopi g it would at least be mildly amusing. --- John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone." <cite>Bugmeat posted [p:897934167] in Uh, so app... [t:76422625]...</cite> <quote>I knew the story was going to be bullshit. But I was hopi g it would at least be mildly amusing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlackScythe0 03/16/18 6:08:24 PM #11:	I'm not feeling amusement. <cite>BlackScythe0 posted [p:897934701] in Uh, so app... [t:76422625]...</cite> <quote>I'm not feeling amusement.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Poll of the Day > Uh, so apparently I'm on a "hit list". (+) Yeah! (+)

Poll of the Day > Uh, so apparently I'm on a "hit list".