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JustMonika 03/18/18 12:24:37 AM #1:	Just a slob like one of us? --- https://i.imgur.com/ywpB1ar.gif <cite>JustMonika posted [p:898010669] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote>Just a slob like one of us?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 03/18/18 12:25:38 AM #2:	http://www.happysonship.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/morgan_freeman2012-god-wide.jpg --- Ave, true to Caesar. <cite>chill02 posted [p:898010721] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote>http://www.happysonship.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/morgan_freeman2012-god-wide.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 03/18/18 12:25:46 AM #3:	chill02 posted... http://www.happysonship.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/morgan_freeman2012-god-wide.jpg EDIT: dawg holy shit i need to see this movie again --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (0-1): https://i.imgur.com/7cjNtgQ.png <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:898010728] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote> <cite>chill02 posted...</cite> <quote>http://www.happysonship.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/morgan_freeman2012-god-wide.jpg</quote> EDIT: dawg holy shit i need to see this movie again</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gamer99z 03/18/18 12:26:30 AM #4:	I'd find him and punch him right in his mortal balls. --- "You need to lay off the peanut-butthurt and u-jelly sandwiches" - NeonOctopus <cite>Gamer99z posted [p:898010760] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote>I'd find him and punch him right in his mortal balls.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 03/18/18 12:55:23 AM #5:	Gamer99z posted... I'd find him and punch him right in his mortal balls. but he's god why is he suddenly mortal --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (0-1): https://i.imgur.com/7cjNtgQ.png <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:898011963] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote><cite>Gamer99z posted...</cite> <quote>I'd find him and punch him right in his mortal balls.</quote> but he's god why is he suddenly mortal</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bulletproofvita 03/18/18 12:56:38 AM #6:	Muffinz0rz posted... Gamer99z posted... I'd find him and punch him right in his mortal balls. but he's god why is he suddenly mortal Yep sence this does not make --- New Sig pending... <cite>bulletproofvita posted [p:898012020] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Gamer99z posted...</cite> <quote>I'd find him and punch him right in his mortal balls.</quote> but he's god why is he suddenly mortal</quote> Yep sence this does not make</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 03/18/18 12:57:35 AM #7:	Joan of Arcadia was a good show --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:898012055] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote>Joan of Arcadia was a good show</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Behaviorism 03/18/18 12:58:01 AM #8:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Gx1Pv02w3Q" data-time=" --- Find peace in the embrace of the goddess <cite>Behaviorism posted [p:898012082] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Gx1Pv02w3Q" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
idadpb 03/18/18 12:59:13 AM #9:	Muffinz0rz posted... Gamer99z posted... I'd find him and punch him right in his mortal balls. but he's god why is he suddenly mortal "What if God was one of us" Hence he is mortal. Otherwise, he is not "one of us" --- Rafa: oh, you're charging up a meteor? right on lede? let me go poke her right as it comes down so she'll think i did it! - tactile_goblin <cite>idadpb posted [p:898012137] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Gamer99z posted...</cite> <quote>I'd find him and punch him right in his mortal balls.</quote> but he's god why is he suddenly mortal</quote> "What if God was one of us" Hence he is mortal. Otherwise, he is not "one of us"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Uncle_Drew 03/18/18 1:00:05 AM #10:	What if God was one of us Just a thug like one of us Looking for love in the club like one of us Tryna make it out the slums like one of us What if God is one of us Just a thug like one of us Getting it out the mud like one of us Makin calls to the plug like one of us --- R.I.P. Cavs Uncle Drew 2011-2017 <cite>Uncle_Drew posted [p:898012174] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote>What if God was one of us Just a thug like one of us Looking for love in the club like one of us Tryna make it out the slums like one of us What if God is one of us Just a thug like one of us Getting it out the mud like one of us Makin calls to the plug like one of us</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 03/18/18 1:01:04 AM #11:	idadpb posted... Muffinz0rz posted... Gamer99z posted... I'd find him and punch him right in his mortal balls. but he's god why is he suddenly mortal "What if God was one of us" Hence he is mortal. Otherwise, he is not "one of us" so then he's not god --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (0-1): https://i.imgur.com/7cjNtgQ.png <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:898012217] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote><cite>idadpb posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Gamer99z posted...</cite> <quote>I'd find him and punch him right in his mortal balls.</quote> but he's god why is he suddenly mortal</quote> "What if God was one of us" Hence he is mortal. Otherwise, he is not "one of us"</quote> so then he's not god</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VTBM 03/18/18 1:01:26 AM #12:	blublublublublubleeblee blah blah blee blee blee --- http://darkvisionsofterror.bandcamp.com/ http://i.imgur.com/e7sCCSb.png http://i.imgtc.com/AlmbdTG49T.jpg <cite>VTBM posted [p:898012232] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote>blublublublublubleeblee blah blah blee blee blee</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JustMonika 03/18/18 1:02:01 AM #13:	Muffinz0rz posted... idadpb posted... Muffinz0rz posted... Gamer99z posted... I'd find him and punch him right in his mortal balls. but he's god why is he suddenly mortal "What if God was one of us" Hence he is mortal. Otherwise, he is not "one of us" so then he's not god --- https://i.imgur.com/ywpB1ar.gif <cite>JustMonika posted [p:898012254] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>idadpb posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Gamer99z posted...</cite> <quote>I'd find him and punch him right in his mortal balls.</quote> but he's god why is he suddenly mortal</quote> "What if God was one of us" Hence he is mortal. Otherwise, he is not "one of us"</quote> so then he's not god</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
idadpb 03/18/18 1:03:42 AM #14:	Muffinz0rz posted... idadpb posted... Muffinz0rz posted... Gamer99z posted... I'd find him and punch him right in his mortal balls. but he's god why is he suddenly mortal "What if God was one of us" Hence he is mortal. Otherwise, he is not "one of us" so then he's not god It's a conundrum, I know https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhFbUsPrgIQ" data-time=" --- Rafa: oh, you're charging up a meteor? right on lede? let me go poke her right as it comes down so she'll think i did it! - tactile_goblin <cite>idadpb posted [p:898012313] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>idadpb posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Gamer99z posted...</cite> <quote>I'd find him and punch him right in his mortal balls.</quote> but he's god why is he suddenly mortal</quote> "What if God was one of us" Hence he is mortal. Otherwise, he is not "one of us"</quote> so then he's not god</quote> It's a conundrum, I know https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhFbUsPrgIQ" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gamer99z 03/18/18 1:04:41 AM #15:	bulletproofvita posted... Muffinz0rz posted... Gamer99z posted... I'd find him and punch him right in his mortal balls. but he's god why is he suddenly mortal Yep sence this does not make "What if God was one of us" he would have to be mortal. God has been mortal before when he birthed himself as Jesus, he was a mortal man. But why would God need to have a human mortal experience to understand the human condition when he made us, is omnipotent, and infallible yet he contradicts his own word in the old testament in the new testament as Jesus. Which means he's not infallible, omnipotent, or a God as he describes himself to be on the old testament. ~~it's almost like Christianity is a massive contradiction and stupid as fuck and I'm taking this post too seriously.~~ --- "You need to lay off the peanut-butthurt and u-jelly sandwiches" - NeonOctopus <cite>Gamer99z posted [p:898012365] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote><cite>bulletproofvita posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>Gamer99z posted...</cite> <quote> I'd find him and punch him right in his mortal balls. </quote> but he's god why is he suddenly mortal</quote> Yep sence this does not make</quote> "What if God was one of us" he would have to be mortal. God has been mortal before when he birthed himself as Jesus, he was a mortal man. But why would God need to have a human mortal experience to understand the human condition when he made us, is omnipotent, and infallible yet he contradicts his own word in the old testament in the new testament as Jesus. Which means he's not infallible, omnipotent, or a God as he describes himself to be on the old testament. it's almost like Christianity is a massive contradiction and stupid as fuck and I'm taking this post too seriously.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 03/18/18 1:06:16 AM #16:	idadpb posted... Muffinz0rz posted... idadpb posted... Muffinz0rz posted... Gamer99z posted... I'd find him and punch him right in his mortal balls. but he's god why is he suddenly mortal "What if God was one of us" Hence he is mortal. Otherwise, he is not "one of us" so then he's not god It's a conundrum, I know https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhFbUsPrgIQ" data-time=" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PBTVpEEshw" data-time=" --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (0-1): https://i.imgur.com/7cjNtgQ.png <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:898012431] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote><cite>idadpb posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>idadpb posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Gamer99z posted...</cite> <quote>I'd find him and punch him right in his mortal balls.</quote> but he's god why is he suddenly mortal</quote> "What if God was one of us" Hence he is mortal. Otherwise, he is not "one of us"</quote> so then he's not god</quote> It's a conundrum, I know https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhFbUsPrgIQ" data-time="</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PBTVpEEshw" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
idadpb 03/18/18 1:10:18 AM #17:	Muffinz0rz posted... idadpb posted... Muffinz0rz posted... idadpb posted... Muffinz0rz posted... Gamer99z posted... I'd find him and punch him right in his mortal balls. but he's god why is he suddenly mortal "What if God was one of us" Hence he is mortal. Otherwise, he is not "one of us" so then he's not god It's a conundrum, I know https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhFbUsPrgIQ" data-time=" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PBTVpEEshw" data-time=" Nice exchange of opinions, I'm leaving this topic now, happy --- Rafa: oh, you're charging up a meteor? right on lede? let me go poke her right as it comes down so she'll think i did it! - tactile_goblin <cite>idadpb posted [p:898012627] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>idadpb posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>idadpb posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Gamer99z posted...</cite> <quote>I'd find him and punch him right in his mortal balls.</quote> but he's god why is he suddenly mortal</quote> "What if God was one of us" Hence he is mortal. Otherwise, he is not "one of us"</quote> so then he's not god</quote> It's a conundrum, I know https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhFbUsPrgIQ" data-time="</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PBTVpEEshw" data-time="</quote> Nice exchange of opinions, I'm leaving this topic now, happy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 03/18/18 1:11:30 AM #18:	What if God was one of us? I'd shove his god damn testicles so far up his fucking ass he'd taste his stank ass ballsac on his the back of his disgusting butter-yellow teeth. Fucking loser, I'd slap that bitch so fast. I'm calling your bitch ass out, if you're reading this "God" if that is your real name then I'll be at home droppin' rope on a pile of sluts later tonight, do sumpin' bout it bitch!! --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! <cite>KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted [p:898012669] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote><quote>What if God was one of us?</quote> I'd shove his god damn testicles so far up his fucking ass he'd taste his stank ass ballsac on his the back of his disgusting butter-yellow teeth. Fucking loser, I'd slap that bitch so fast. I'm calling your bitch ass out, if you're reading this "God" if that is your real name then I'll be at home droppin' rope on a pile of sluts later tonight, do sumpin' bout it bitch!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 03/18/18 1:12:58 AM #19:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXhaXk6DqaE" data-time=" --- Ave, true to Caesar. <cite>chill02 posted [p:898012733] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXhaXk6DqaE" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 03/18/18 1:13:40 AM #20:	idadpb posted... I'm leaving this topic now KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted... What if God was one of us? I'd shove his god damn testicles so far up his fucking ass he'd taste his stank ass ballsac on his the back of his disgusting butter-yellow teeth. Fucking loser, I'd slap that bitch so fast. I'm calling your bitch ass out, if you're reading this "God" if that is your real name then I'll be at home droppin' rope on a pile of sluts later tonight, do sumpin' bout it bitch!! --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (0-1): https://i.imgur.com/7cjNtgQ.png <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:898012759] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote><cite>idadpb posted...</cite> <quote> I'm leaving this topic now</quote> <cite>KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...</cite> <quote><quote>What if God was one of us?</quote> I'd shove his god damn testicles so far up his fucking ass he'd taste his stank ass ballsac on his the back of his disgusting butter-yellow teeth. Fucking loser, I'd slap that bitch so fast. I'm calling your bitch ass out, if you're reading this "God" if that is your real name then I'll be at home droppin' rope on a pile of sluts later tonight, do sumpin' bout it bitch!!</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JustMonika 03/18/18 1:13:41 AM #21:	--- https://i.imgur.com/ywpB1ar.gif <cite>JustMonika posted [p:898012761] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 03/18/18 1:16:52 AM #22:	JustMonika posted... --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (0-1): https://i.imgur.com/7cjNtgQ.png <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:898012877] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote><cite>JustMonika posted...</cite> <quote></quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FaytlessHearts 03/18/18 1:29:39 AM #23:	Inb4whatifgodsmokedcannibus --- Lel <cite>FaytlessHearts posted [p:898013337] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote>Inb4whatifgodsmokedcannibus</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gamer99z 03/18/18 1:33:07 AM #24:	JustMonika posted... As 3 edgy 5 me as that is, he has a point really. God's a fucking sociopath. Basically our only purpose is to spread the word of God, obey him, pray to him daily, and if you so much as simply don't believe you get the penalty of eternal hellfire with no chance or redemption or getting out. Then you have people like Job where God described him himself as the perfect poster child for what a Christian should be, he did everything right, but got into a dick measuring contest with his pal Satan who was like "he only worships you because he has a good life" and God's ego got him pissed off like "nuh uh I'll show you" kills his kids, kills his animals, fucks his crops, knocks over his house "see he still worships me, eat shit Satan!" then Satan's like "I dunno I'm still not convinced" and God had to cover him with boils from head to toe and continue to fuck over this dude's life who did nothing wrong in the eyes of God... God is the kind of psycho they make dateline episodes about. --- "You need to lay off the peanut-butthurt and u-jelly sandwiches" - NeonOctopus <cite>Gamer99z posted [p:898013475] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote><cite>JustMonika posted...</cite> <quote></quote> As 3 edgy 5 me as that is, he has a point really. God's a fucking sociopath. Basically our only purpose is to spread the word of God, obey him, pray to him daily, and if you so much as simply don't believe you get the penalty of eternal hellfire with no chance or redemption or getting out. Then you have people like Job where God described him himself as the perfect poster child for what a Christian should be, he did everything right, but got into a dick measuring contest with his pal Satan who was like "he only worships you because he has a good life" and God's ego got him pissed off like "nuh uh I'll show you" kills his kids, kills his animals, fucks his crops, knocks over his house "see he still worships me, eat shit Satan!" then Satan's like "I dunno I'm still not convinced" and God had to cover him with boils from head to toe and continue to fuck over this dude's life who did nothing wrong in the eyes of God... God is the kind of psycho they make dateline episodes about.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 03/18/18 1:34:07 AM #25:	Gamer99z posted... JustMonika posted... As 3 edgy 5 me as that is, he has a point really. God's a fucking sociopath. Basically our only purpose is to spread the word of God, obey him, pray to him daily, and if you so much as simply don't believe you get the penalty of eternal hellfire with no chance or redemption or getting out. Then you have people like Job where God described him himself as the perfect poster child for what a Christian should be, he did everything right, but got into a dick measuring contest with his pal Satan who was like "he only worships you because he has a good life" and God's ego got him pissed off like "nuh uh I'll show you" kills his kids, kills his animals, fucks his crops, knocks over his house "see he still worships me, eat shit Satan!" then Satan's like "I dunno I'm still not convinced" and God had to cover him with boils from head to toe and continue to fuck over this dude's life who did nothing wrong in the eyes of God... God is the kind of psycho they make dateline episodes about. relevant https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76426938 --- Ave, true to Caesar. <cite>chill02 posted [p:898013503] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote><cite>Gamer99z posted...</cite> <quote><cite>JustMonika posted...</cite> <quote></quote> As 3 edgy 5 me as that is, he has a point really. God's a fucking sociopath. Basically our only purpose is to spread the word of God, obey him, pray to him daily, and if you so much as simply don't believe you get the penalty of eternal hellfire with no chance or redemption or getting out. Then you have people like Job where God described him himself as the perfect poster child for what a Christian should be, he did everything right, but got into a dick measuring contest with his pal Satan who was like "he only worships you because he has a good life" and God's ego got him pissed off like "nuh uh I'll show you" kills his kids, kills his animals, fucks his crops, knocks over his house "see he still worships me, eat shit Satan!" then Satan's like "I dunno I'm still not convinced" and God had to cover him with boils from head to toe and continue to fuck over this dude's life who did nothing wrong in the eyes of God... God is the kind of psycho they make dateline episodes about.</quote> relevant https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76426938</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 03/18/18 1:34:34 AM #26:	Gamer99z posted... As 3 edgy 5 me as that is, he has a point really. God's a fucking sociopath. Basically our only purpose is to spread the word of God, obey him, pray to him daily, and if you so much as simply don't believe you get the penalty of eternal hellfire with no chance or redemption or getting out. Then you have people like Job where God described him himself as the perfect poster child for what a Christian should be, he did everything right, but got into a dick measuring contest with his pal Satan who was like "he only worships you because he has a good life" and God's ego got him pissed off like "nuh uh I'll show you" kills his kids, kills his animals, fucks his crops, knocks over his house "see he still worships me, eat shit Satan!" then Satan's like "I dunno I'm still not convinced" and God had to cover him with boils from head to toe and continue to fuck over this dude's life who did nothing wrong in the eyes of God... God is the kind of psycho they make dateline episodes about. --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (0-1): https://i.imgur.com/7cjNtgQ.png <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:898013517] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote><cite>Gamer99z posted...</cite> <quote>As 3 edgy 5 me as that is, he has a point really. God's a fucking sociopath. Basically our only purpose is to spread the word of God, obey him, pray to him daily, and if you so much as simply don't believe you get the penalty of eternal hellfire with no chance or redemption or getting out. Then you have people like Job where God described him himself as the perfect poster child for what a Christian should be, he did everything right, but got into a dick measuring contest with his pal Satan who was like "he only worships you because he has a good life" and God's ego got him pissed off like "nuh uh I'll show you" kills his kids, kills his animals, fucks his crops, knocks over his house "see he still worships me, eat shit Satan!" then Satan's like "I dunno I'm still not convinced" and God had to cover him with boils from head to toe and continue to fuck over this dude's life who did nothing wrong in the eyes of God... God is the kind of psycho they make dateline episodes about.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
idadpb 03/18/18 1:35:45 AM #27:	Muffinz0rz posted... idadpb posted... I'm leaving this topic now Ok I lied. I'm tagging you first as a 'Scrubs bro'. Now I'm leaving --- Rafa: oh, you're charging up a meteor? right on lede? let me go poke her right as it comes down so she'll think i did it! - tactile_goblin <cite>idadpb posted [p:898013557] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>idadpb posted...</cite> <quote> I'm leaving this topic now</quote> </quote> Ok I lied. I'm tagging you first as a 'Scrubs bro'. Now I'm leaving</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gamer99z 03/18/18 1:36:39 AM #28:	chill02 posted... Gamer99z posted... JustMonika posted... As 3 edgy 5 me as that is, he has a point really. God's a fucking sociopath. Basically our only purpose is to spread the word of God, obey him, pray to him daily, and if you so much as simply don't believe you get the penalty of eternal hellfire with no chance or redemption or getting out. Then you have people like Job where God described him himself as the perfect poster child for what a Christian should be, he did everything right, but got into a dick measuring contest with his pal Satan who was like "he only worships you because he has a good life" and God's ego got him pissed off like "nuh uh I'll show you" kills his kids, kills his animals, fucks his crops, knocks over his house "see he still worships me, eat shit Satan!" then Satan's like "I dunno I'm still not convinced" and God had to cover him with boils from head to toe and continue to fuck over this dude's life who did nothing wrong in the eyes of God... God is the kind of psycho they make dateline episodes about. relevant https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76426938 tbf we've only ever heard one side of the story, and the one by God is pretty fucked up so really makes you wonder --- "You need to lay off the peanut-butthurt and u-jelly sandwiches" - NeonOctopus <cite>Gamer99z posted [p:898013592] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote><cite>chill02 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Gamer99z posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>JustMonika posted...</cite> <quote> </quote> As 3 edgy 5 me as that is, he has a point really. God's a fucking sociopath. Basically our only purpose is to spread the word of God, obey him, pray to him daily, and if you so much as simply don't believe you get the penalty of eternal hellfire with no chance or redemption or getting out. Then you have people like Job where God described him himself as the perfect poster child for what a Christian should be, he did everything right, but got into a dick measuring contest with his pal Satan who was like "he only worships you because he has a good life" and God's ego got him pissed off like "nuh uh I'll show you" kills his kids, kills his animals, fucks his crops, knocks over his house "see he still worships me, eat shit Satan!" then Satan's like "I dunno I'm still not convinced" and God had to cover him with boils from head to toe and continue to fuck over this dude's life who did nothing wrong in the eyes of God... God is the kind of psycho they make dateline episodes about.</quote> relevant https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76426938</quote> tbf we've only ever heard one side of the story, and the one by God is pretty fucked up so really makes you wonder </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vulgorn 03/18/18 1:36:57 AM #29:	Just be like me and not give a shit about God whether he exists or not. --- http://i.imgur.com/ryDA9Rf.gif <cite>Vulgorn posted [p:898013610] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote>Just be like me and not give a shit about God whether he exists or not.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bulletproofvita 03/18/18 1:37:34 AM #30:	JustMonika posted... --- New Sig pending... <cite>bulletproofvita posted [p:898013631] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote><cite>JustMonika posted...</cite> <quote></quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 03/18/18 1:39:34 AM #31:	idadpb posted... Muffinz0rz posted... idadpb posted... I'm leaving this topic now Ok I lied. I'm tagging you first as a 'Scrubs bro'. Now I'm leaving --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (0-1): https://i.imgur.com/7cjNtgQ.png <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:898013714] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote><cite>idadpb posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>idadpb posted...</cite> <quote> I'm leaving this topic now</quote> </quote> Ok I lied. I'm tagging you first as a 'Scrubs bro'. Now I'm leaving</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DezDroppedFreak 03/18/18 1:40:34 AM #32:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1qdnWpgOfo" data-time=" --- DezCaughtIt AKA freakofnature30 Brockhampton makes me *saturate* <cite>DezDroppedFreak posted [p:898013754] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1qdnWpgOfo" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gamer99z 03/18/18 1:43:54 AM #33:	DezDroppedFreak posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1qdnWpgOfo" data-time=" I love you. --- "You need to lay off the peanut-butthurt and u-jelly sandwiches" - NeonOctopus <cite>Gamer99z posted [p:898013879] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote><cite>DezDroppedFreak posted...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1qdnWpgOfo" data-time="</quote> I love you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bloodychess 03/18/18 1:45:54 AM #34:	JustMonika posted... Just a slob like one of us? Oh hai 90's, whazzup?! --- To err is human To arr is pirate <cite>Bloodychess posted [p:898013951] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote><cite>JustMonika posted...</cite> <quote>Just a slob like one of us?</quote> Oh hai 90's, whazzup?!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 03/18/18 2:01:54 AM #35:	@Guy_Fieri --- Ave, true to Caesar. <cite>chill02 posted [p:898014520] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote>@Guy_Fieri </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 03/19/18 12:33:56 AM #36:	--- Ave, true to Caesar. <cite>chill02 posted [p:898066552] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
a42ozslushie 03/19/18 12:35:00 AM #37:	Muffinz0rz posted... lol --- \_o__/ <cite>a42ozslushie posted [p:898066593] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote> </quote> lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prestoff 03/19/18 12:39:25 AM #38:	chill02 posted... dang --- It's what all true warriors strive for! <cite>Prestoff posted [p:898066774] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote><cite>chill02 posted...</cite> <quote></quote> dang</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 03/19/18 12:40:56 AM #39:	some people were mad at that long a long time ago cause of the slob line. they were offended to have God be called a slob also a person punching God in the balls when he comes down to mingle with us, would doom the world. imagine it. God decides to find out what it's like to be human. and he comes down here trying to peacefully mingle with us. then someone attacks him. he would revert back to his deity powers in a rage and kill the attacker and then smite the entire planet. so if I saw someone running at God to punch them, I would tackle that person to save the world <cite>Zikten posted [p:898066837] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote>some people were mad at that long a long time ago cause of the slob line. they were offended to have God be called a slob also a person punching God in the balls when he comes down to mingle with us, would doom the world. imagine it. God decides to find out what it's like to be human. and he comes down here trying to peacefully mingle with us. then someone attacks him. he would revert back to his deity powers in a rage and kill the attacker and then smite the entire planet. so if I saw someone running at God to punch them, I would tackle that person to save the world</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DezDroppedFreak 03/19/18 12:46:05 AM #40:	Gamer99z posted... DezDroppedFreak posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1qdnWpgOfo" data-time=" I love you. <3 --- DezCaughtIt AKA freakofnature30 Brockhampton makes me *saturate* <cite>DezDroppedFreak posted [p:898067023] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote><cite>Gamer99z posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DezDroppedFreak posted...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1qdnWpgOfo" data-time="</quote> I love you.</quote> <3</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 03/19/18 12:59:37 AM #41:	Zikten posted... some people were mad at that long a long time ago cause of the slob line. they were offended to have God be called a slob also a person punching God in the balls when he comes down to mingle with us, would doom the world. imagine it. God decides to find out what it's like to be human. and he comes down here trying to peacefully mingle with us. then someone attacks him. he would revert back to his deity powers in a rage and kill the attacker and then smite the entire planet. so if I saw someone running at God to punch them, I would tackle that person to save the world --- Ave, true to Caesar. <cite>chill02 posted [p:898067502] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>some people were mad at that long a long time ago cause of the slob line. they were offended to have God be called a slob also a person punching God in the balls when he comes down to mingle with us, would doom the world. imagine it. God decides to find out what it's like to be human. and he comes down here trying to peacefully mingle with us. then someone attacks him. he would revert back to his deity powers in a rage and kill the attacker and then smite the entire planet. so if I saw someone running at God to punch them, I would tackle that person to save the world</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vulgorn 03/19/18 1:03:52 AM #42:	Zikten posted... some people were mad at that long a long time ago cause of the slob line. they were offended to have God be called a slob also a person punching God in the balls when he comes down to mingle with us, would doom the world. imagine it. God decides to find out what it's like to be human. and he comes down here trying to peacefully mingle with us. then someone attacks him. he would revert back to his deity powers in a rage and kill the attacker and then smite the entire planet. so if I saw someone running at God to punch them, I would tackle that person to save the world Lebron???.gif --- http://i.imgur.com/ryDA9Rf.gif <cite>Vulgorn posted [p:898067674] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>some people were mad at that long a long time ago cause of the slob line. they were offended to have God be called a slob also a person punching God in the balls when he comes down to mingle with us, would doom the world. imagine it. God decides to find out what it's like to be human. and he comes down here trying to peacefully mingle with us. then someone attacks him. he would revert back to his deity powers in a rage and kill the attacker and then smite the entire planet. so if I saw someone running at God to punch them, I would tackle that person to save the world</quote> Lebron???.gif</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 03/19/18 1:04:58 AM #43:	Vulgorn posted... Zikten posted... some people were mad at that long a long time ago cause of the slob line. they were offended to have God be called a slob also a person punching God in the balls when he comes down to mingle with us, would doom the world. imagine it. God decides to find out what it's like to be human. and he comes down here trying to peacefully mingle with us. then someone attacks him. he would revert back to his deity powers in a rage and kill the attacker and then smite the entire planet. so if I saw someone running at God to punch them, I would tackle that person to save the world Lebron???.gif --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:898067705] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote><cite>Vulgorn posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>some people were mad at that long a long time ago cause of the slob line. they were offended to have God be called a slob also a person punching God in the balls when he comes down to mingle with us, would doom the world. imagine it. God decides to find out what it's like to be human. and he comes down here trying to peacefully mingle with us. then someone attacks him. he would revert back to his deity powers in a rage and kill the attacker and then smite the entire planet. so if I saw someone running at God to punch them, I would tackle that person to save the world</quote> Lebron???.gif</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GS4Life 03/19/18 1:07:20 AM #45:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBNyY9GxZdw" data-time=" --- -Grove Street 4 Life- If you were able would you go change the past to mend a faux pas with one last chance <cite>GS4Life posted [p:898067798] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBNyY9GxZdw" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jpenny2 03/19/18 1:12:50 AM #46:	What if mods were one of us? --- Fren Code: 2767-3374-3343 \|\| IGN: Penny \|\| TSV: 3067 \|\| Sig NFT I hate sarcasm. I'm also not too fond of irony. \| Permanently banned <cite>jpenny2 posted [p:898067979] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote>What if mods were one of us?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bulletproofvita 03/19/18 4:59:30 AM #47:	jpenny2 posted... What if mods were one of us? --- New Sig pending... <cite>bulletproofvita posted [p:898073304] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote><cite>jpenny2 posted...</cite> <quote>What if mods were one of us?</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kelystic 03/19/18 5:05:37 AM #48:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPDaz6uO9Ps" data-time=" --- http://i.imgur.com/xNf1K9h.jpg <cite>Kelystic posted [p:898073398] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPDaz6uO9Ps" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NibeIungsnarf 03/19/18 5:14:08 AM #49:	thronedfire2 posted... Joan of Arcadia was a good show The first season was. The second was utter trash. <cite>NibeIungsnarf posted [p:898073554] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote><cite>thronedfire2 posted...</cite> <quote>Joan of Arcadia was a good show</quote> The first season was. The second was utter trash.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1 03/19/18 5:17:40 AM #50:	O_O --- http://i.imgur.com/JUjF83V.jpg http://i.imgur.com/t28yEGj.jpg <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:898073607] in What if Go... [t:76427009]...</cite> <quote>O_O</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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