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spudger
03/28/18 2:10:11 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
Mufflnz0rz posted...
we're fucking grown men in a corporate job, who the fuck laughs at that shit


i will laugh at farts until the day i die, man. farts are funny.

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Kineth
03/28/18 2:11:03 PM
#52:


I always go "heh" whenever I let out a piss fart in a public bathroom.
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Mufflnz0rz
03/28/18 2:11:31 PM
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Orthopox12 posted...
I bet he didnt go on a internet forum to mention your fart lol

i bet he did

topic title was "this guy at my office just deadass farted in the bathroom"

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nevershine
03/28/18 2:14:13 PM
#55:


Yeah I never use public toilets if I have to go number 2.
Think of all the unclean asses that have sat on those toilets.
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SSJGrimReaper
03/28/18 2:14:20 PM
#56:


Now he's gonna follow you in the bathroom and lean against the stall and wait for you to crack one off
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Mufflnz0rz
03/28/18 2:18:38 PM
#57:


fenderbender321 posted...
What's up with people who shit at work? I Swear there's people in my office that specifically come to work just to take one big 3 hour dump every fucking day. Do that shit at home like a normal human fucking being. If shitting isn't the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning and get out of bed, there is something wrong with your diet and your body and your life and it's just making me so fucking mad.

i have no qualms with people shitting at work, but i personally don't shit at work (or in public / anywhere outside my apartment) because if it's a nasty one that requires a shower, i don't want to be sitting in caked shit all day

i conditioned my body not to need a dump until around 530 or so
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Orthopox12
03/28/18 2:19:01 PM
#58:


He prob savored the flavor
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Guy_Fieri
03/28/18 2:20:27 PM
#59:


Now you must compliment his farts or else you'll come off as a huge jerk

So the next he farts just be like OH YEAH! SLAMMING!
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Mufflnz0rz
03/28/18 2:22:28 PM
#60:


Guy_Fieri posted...
Now you must compliment his farts or else you'll come off as a huge jerk

So the next he farts just be like OH YEAH! SLAMMING!

idk who it was though, he was in the stall
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Guy_Fieri
03/28/18 2:23:52 PM
#61:


Mufflnz0rz posted...
Guy_Fieri posted...
Now you must compliment his farts or else you'll come off as a huge jerk

So the next he farts just be like OH YEAH! SLAMMING!

idk who it was though, he was in the stall


It'll be the guy following you to the bathroom for more potential butt burps
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Turbam
03/28/18 2:24:51 PM
#62:


Maybe he likes farts?
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Yomi
03/28/18 2:25:04 PM
#63:


I giggled throughout this entire topic.
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ShinobiNinjaX
03/28/18 2:25:59 PM
#64:


Mufflnz0rz posted...
Guy_Fieri posted...
Now you must compliment his farts or else you'll come off as a huge jerk

So the next he farts just be like OH YEAH! SLAMMING!

idk who it was though, he was in the stall

You didn't recognize his voice?
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silentwing26x
03/28/18 2:26:24 PM
#65:


are you also taking a shit while peeing at the urinal or something? how da fuck are you farting while pissing at a urinal
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Turbam
03/28/18 2:27:30 PM
#66:


silentwing26x posted...
are you also taking a shit while peeing at the urinal or something? how da fuck are you farting while pissing at a urinal

Lmao this guy can't piss while farting
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Orthopox12
03/28/18 2:27:47 PM
#67:


I bet he started beating his meat more furiously
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Guy_Fieri
03/28/18 2:27:47 PM
#68:


Mufflnz0rz posted...
a nice half-second chirp

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Vikilla4V
03/28/18 2:27:54 PM
#69:


who the hell farts at a urinal

the urinal is for taking a piss

you do realize that stall doors are there to keep out the smell
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Mufflnz0rz
03/28/18 2:28:56 PM
#70:


ShinobiNinjaX posted...
Mufflnz0rz posted...
Guy_Fieri posted...
Now you must compliment his farts or else you'll come off as a huge jerk

So the next he farts just be like OH YEAH! SLAMMING!

idk who it was though, he was in the stall

You didn't recognize his voice?

nah it was one of the goons from another department who only come in the office like once a week. plus all he said was "nice" with a little chortle so it wasn't exactly a lot to go on

Turbam posted...
silentwing26x posted...
are you also taking a shit while peeing at the urinal or something? how da fuck are you farting while pissing at a urinal

Lmao this guy can't piss while farting

yeah wtf have you never farted mid-pee? happens all the time

Vikilla4V posted...
you do realize that stall doors are there to keep out the smell

SyAXs2q
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Guy_Fieri
03/28/18 2:30:41 PM
#71:


Did you fart at any point while posting in this topic
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Mufflnz0rz
03/28/18 2:31:04 PM
#72:


Guy_Fieri posted...
Did you fart at any point while posting in this topic

no because i'm at my desk and dont want to stink up the office
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Orthopox12
03/28/18 2:33:13 PM
#73:


Mufflnz0rz posted...
Guy_Fieri posted...
Did you fart at any point while posting in this topic

no because i'm at my desk and dont want to stink up the office

Wait for the female co worker everyone in the office wants to smash walk by then let loose a drawn out squeeler that gradually intensifies.
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Mufflnz0rz
03/28/18 2:34:30 PM
#74:


Orthopox12 posted...
Mufflnz0rz posted...
Guy_Fieri posted...
Did you fart at any point while posting in this topic

no because i'm at my desk and dont want to stink up the office

Wait for the female co worker everyone in the office wants to smash walk by then let loose a drawn out squeeler that gradually intensifies.

lol the only person in the office i'd smash is married and just had her second kid

nobody's getting any action here
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Guy_Fieri
03/28/18 2:34:55 PM
#75:


Fart now to assert your dominance within the workplace
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Mufflnz0rz
03/28/18 2:35:38 PM
#76:


Guy_Fieri posted...
Fart now to assert your dominance within the workplace

i can't, i dont have any gas
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Volkswagen_Bros
03/28/18 2:37:40 PM
#77:


Did he sniff vigorously and inhaled as soon as you farted?

Shouldve said something along the lines of and I had bacon wrapped sirloin the other day! just to see his reaction.
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voldothegr8
03/28/18 2:41:48 PM
#78:


Fart humor never stops being funny, what's wrong with you?
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Mufflnz0rz
03/28/18 2:51:12 PM
#79:


Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Did he sniff vigorously and inhaled as soon as you farted?

Shouldve said something along the lines of and I had bacon wrapped sirloin the other day! just to see his reaction.

if he did, i didn't hear it

voldothegr8 posted...
Fart humor never stops being funny, what's wrong with you?

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Guy_Fieri
03/28/18 2:52:35 PM
#80:


Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Did he sniff vigorously and inhaled as soon as you farted?

Depends on if TC's farts actually smell like freshly baked muffins
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Mufflnz0rz
03/28/18 2:54:57 PM
#81:


Guy_Fieri posted...
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Did he sniff vigorously and inhaled as soon as you farted?

Depends on if TC's farts actually smell like freshly baked muffins

spoiler alert: they don't
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SSJ2GrimReaper
03/28/18 2:57:02 PM
#82:


This topic is funnier than it should be
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MrFingers07
03/28/18 3:00:35 PM
#83:


Maybe it's because I don't use public bathrooms all that much but I wouldn't expect a fart inside of one tbh.

I just assumed most people fart when there's no one around them.
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Orthopox12
03/28/18 3:15:01 PM
#84:


MrFingers07 posted...
Maybe it's because I don't use public bathrooms all that much but I wouldn't expect a fart inside of one tbh.

I just assumed most people fart when there's no one around them.

Except people with loose booty holes, they just slip out like ghost whispers.
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PlsGodDontBanMe
03/28/18 3:26:00 PM
#85:


https://twitter.com/PrinceParachute/status/978719695485403137
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Sariana21
03/28/18 3:31:50 PM
#86:


What is your job that you can be on this board so much responding to these bozos?

And I haven't had such a good laugh in a long time! Thanks!
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Mufflnz0rz
03/28/18 3:55:07 PM
#87:


PlsGodDontBanMe posted...
https://twitter.com/PrinceParachute/status/978719695485403137

the tweet says "sensitive material" and i'm at work so i'll check it when i get back home

Sariana21 posted...
What is your job that you can be on this board so much responding to these bozos?

Account Manager at a small satellite office. Our HQ is in Chicago, and we have a total of 1,500+ employees, but this office I'm in just has like 20 people.

We are hopelessly below our year-end number and our boss has shown (and all but said) that he is throwing in the towel, so nobody's been doing shit for months, except for the sales reps who actually have an outside shot at hitting their number. Hence the relentless shitposting recently.
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ShinobiNinjaX
03/28/18 3:58:38 PM
#88:


You just sit at a desk doing nothing?
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Burnt_Puke82
03/28/18 4:01:52 PM
#89:


Perfect time to post this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ILsFsMHPqk" data-time="


My favorite one starts at 47 seconds.
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Mufflnz0rz
03/28/18 4:02:44 PM
#90:


ShinobiNinjaX posted...
You just sit at a desk doing nothing?

yup

making $55k/yr ($40k base though and it's more like $48k since things have been slow this fiscal year)

it's awesome
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Muffinz0rz
03/29/18 11:27:34 AM
#91:


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03/29/18 11:35:06 AM
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Muffinz0rz
03/30/18 8:21:30 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
nice

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Resolution
03/30/18 9:00:03 PM
#95:


Vikilla4V posted...
who the hell farts at a urinal

the urinal is for taking a piss

you do realize that stall doors are there to keep out the smell


Not sure if you're joking or legitimately this obtuse
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SSJGrimReaper
03/30/18 11:09:53 PM
#96:


Vik is just jealous that he wasn't there to witness TC's butt fumes
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bulletproofvita
03/30/18 11:20:01 PM
#97:


heh. I wonder who your workmate was.
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Muffinz0rz
03/30/18 11:40:01 PM
#98:


SSJGrimReaper posted...
Vik is just jealous that he wasn't there to witness TC's butt fumes

futt bumes

bulletproofvita posted...
heh. I wonder who your workmate was.

idk it was one of the weird logistics dudes who only come in like once a week. wasn't one of my direct peers
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SSJGrimReaper
03/30/18 11:48:42 PM
#99:


How many people do you think he's told this story to by now

He's just calling up random family members and telling them a funny story about some guy cutting loose in the bathroom
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Muffinz0rz
03/31/18 12:22:58 AM
#100:


SSJGrimReaper posted...
How many people do you think he's told this story to by now

He's just calling up random family members and telling them a funny story about some guy cutting loose in the bathroom

he's prob over on PotD talking about it
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