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spudger 03/28/18 2:10:11 PM #51: |
Giant_Aspirin posted...
Mufflnz0rz posted...we're fucking grown men in a corporate job, who the fuck laughs at that shit --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kineth 03/28/18 2:11:03 PM #52: |
I always go "heh" whenever I let out a piss fart in a public bathroom.
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Mufflnz0rz 03/28/18 2:11:31 PM #53: |
Orthopox12 posted...
I bet he didnt go on a internet forum to mention your fart lol i bet he did topic title was "this guy at my office just deadass farted in the bathroom" no text --- You haven't set a signature for the message boards yet ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nevershine 03/28/18 2:14:13 PM #55: |
Yeah I never use public toilets if I have to go number 2.
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SSJGrimReaper 03/28/18 2:14:20 PM #56: |
Now he's gonna follow you in the bathroom and lean against the stall and wait for you to crack one off
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Mufflnz0rz 03/28/18 2:18:38 PM #57: |
fenderbender321 posted...
What's up with people who shit at work? I Swear there's people in my office that specifically come to work just to take one big 3 hour dump every fucking day. Do that shit at home like a normal human fucking being. If shitting isn't the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning and get out of bed, there is something wrong with your diet and your body and your life and it's just making me so fucking mad. i have no qualms with people shitting at work, but i personally don't shit at work (or in public / anywhere outside my apartment) because if it's a nasty one that requires a shower, i don't want to be sitting in caked shit all day i conditioned my body not to need a dump until around 530 or so --- You haven't set a signature for the message boards yet ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Orthopox12 03/28/18 2:19:01 PM #58: |
He prob savored the flavor
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Guy_Fieri 03/28/18 2:20:27 PM #59: |
Now you must compliment his farts or else you'll come off as a huge jerk
So the next he farts just be like OH YEAH! SLAMMING! --- http://i.imgtc.com/NPs6IZ7.png timmy timmy timmy turner he be wishin for a burger ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mufflnz0rz 03/28/18 2:22:28 PM #60: |
Guy_Fieri posted...
Now you must compliment his farts or else you'll come off as a huge jerk idk who it was though, he was in the stall --- You haven't set a signature for the message boards yet ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guy_Fieri 03/28/18 2:23:52 PM #61: |
Mufflnz0rz posted...
Guy_Fieri posted...Now you must compliment his farts or else you'll come off as a huge jerk It'll be the guy following you to the bathroom for more potential butt burps --- http://i.imgtc.com/NPs6IZ7.png timmy timmy timmy turner he be wishin for a burger ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 03/28/18 2:24:51 PM #62: |
Maybe he likes farts?
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Yomi 03/28/18 2:25:04 PM #63: |
I giggled throughout this entire topic.
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ShinobiNinjaX 03/28/18 2:25:59 PM #64: |
Mufflnz0rz posted...
Guy_Fieri posted...Now you must compliment his farts or else you'll come off as a huge jerk You didn't recognize his voice? --- Ninja Art: Post Message Jutsu!! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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silentwing26x 03/28/18 2:26:24 PM #65: |
are you also taking a shit while peeing at the urinal or something? how da fuck are you farting while pissing at a urinal
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Turbam 03/28/18 2:27:30 PM #66: |
silentwing26x posted...
are you also taking a shit while peeing at the urinal or something? how da fuck are you farting while pissing at a urinal Lmao this guy can't piss while farting --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Orthopox12 03/28/18 2:27:47 PM #67: |
I bet he started beating his meat more furiously
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Guy_Fieri 03/28/18 2:27:47 PM #68: |
Mufflnz0rz posted...
a nice half-second chirp --- http://i.imgtc.com/NPs6IZ7.png timmy timmy timmy turner he be wishin for a burger ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vikilla4V 03/28/18 2:27:54 PM #69: |
who the hell farts at a urinal
the urinal is for taking a piss you do realize that stall doors are there to keep out the smell --- Save water. Take a golden shower. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mufflnz0rz 03/28/18 2:28:56 PM #70: |
ShinobiNinjaX posted...
Mufflnz0rz posted...Guy_Fieri posted...Now you must compliment his farts or else you'll come off as a huge jerk nah it was one of the goons from another department who only come in the office like once a week. plus all he said was "nice" with a little chortle so it wasn't exactly a lot to go on Turbam posted... silentwing26x posted...are you also taking a shit while peeing at the urinal or something? how da fuck are you farting while pissing at a urinal yeah wtf have you never farted mid-pee? happens all the time Vikilla4V posted... you do realize that stall doors are there to keep out the smell --- You haven't set a signature for the message boards yet ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guy_Fieri 03/28/18 2:30:41 PM #71: |
Did you fart at any point while posting in this topic
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Mufflnz0rz 03/28/18 2:31:04 PM #72: |
Guy_Fieri posted...
Did you fart at any point while posting in this topic no because i'm at my desk and dont want to stink up the office --- You haven't set a signature for the message boards yet ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Orthopox12 03/28/18 2:33:13 PM #73: |
Mufflnz0rz posted...
Guy_Fieri posted...Did you fart at any point while posting in this topic Wait for the female co worker everyone in the office wants to smash walk by then let loose a drawn out squeeler that gradually intensifies. --- Official contributor to the Legendary "Cantina" Topic {Current clone: Orthopox 28} ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mufflnz0rz 03/28/18 2:34:30 PM #74: |
Orthopox12 posted...
Mufflnz0rz posted...Guy_Fieri posted...Did you fart at any point while posting in this topic lol the only person in the office i'd smash is married and just had her second kid nobody's getting any action here --- You haven't set a signature for the message boards yet ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guy_Fieri 03/28/18 2:34:55 PM #75: |
Fart now to assert your dominance within the workplace
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Mufflnz0rz 03/28/18 2:35:38 PM #76: |
Guy_Fieri posted...
Fart now to assert your dominance within the workplace i can't, i dont have any gas --- You haven't set a signature for the message boards yet ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Volkswagen_Bros 03/28/18 2:37:40 PM #77: |
Did he sniff vigorously and inhaled as soon as you farted?
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voldothegr8 03/28/18 2:41:48 PM #78: |
Fart humor never stops being funny, what's wrong with you?
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Mufflnz0rz 03/28/18 2:51:12 PM #79: |
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Did he sniff vigorously and inhaled as soon as you farted? if he did, i didn't hear it voldothegr8 posted... Fart humor never stops being funny, what's wrong with you? J u s t I n T h e B a t h r o o m u s t I n T h e B a t h r o o m --- You haven't set a signature for the message boards yet ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guy_Fieri 03/28/18 2:52:35 PM #80: |
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Did he sniff vigorously and inhaled as soon as you farted? Depends on if TC's farts actually smell like freshly baked muffins --- http://i.imgtc.com/NPs6IZ7.png timmy timmy timmy turner he be wishin for a burger ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mufflnz0rz 03/28/18 2:54:57 PM #81: |
Guy_Fieri posted...
Volkswagen_Bros posted...Did he sniff vigorously and inhaled as soon as you farted? spoiler alert: --- You haven't set a signature for the message boards yet ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJ2GrimReaper 03/28/18 2:57:02 PM #82: |
This topic is funnier than it should be
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MrFingers07 03/28/18 3:00:35 PM #83: |
Maybe it's because I don't use public bathrooms all that much but I wouldn't expect a fart inside of one tbh.
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Orthopox12 03/28/18 3:15:01 PM #84: |
MrFingers07 posted...
Maybe it's because I don't use public bathrooms all that much but I wouldn't expect a fart inside of one tbh. Except people with loose booty holes, they just slip out like ghost whispers. --- Official contributor to the Legendary "Cantina" Topic {Current clone: Orthopox 28} ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PlsGodDontBanMe 03/28/18 3:26:00 PM #85: |
https://twitter.com/PrinceParachute/status/978719695485403137
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Sariana21 03/28/18 3:31:50 PM #86: |
What is your job that you can be on this board so much responding to these bozos?
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Mufflnz0rz 03/28/18 3:55:07 PM #87: |
PlsGodDontBanMe posted...
https://twitter.com/PrinceParachute/status/978719695485403137 the tweet says "sensitive material" and i'm at work so i'll check it when i get back home Sariana21 posted... What is your job that you can be on this board so much responding to these bozos? Account Manager at a small satellite office. Our HQ is in Chicago, and we have a total of 1,500+ employees, but this office I'm in just has like 20 people. We are hopelessly below our year-end number and our boss has shown (and all but said) that he is throwing in the towel, so nobody's been doing shit for months, except for the sales reps who actually have an outside shot at hitting their number. Hence the relentless shitposting recently. --- You haven't set a signature for the message boards yet ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ShinobiNinjaX 03/28/18 3:58:38 PM #88: |
You just sit at a desk doing nothing?
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Burnt_Puke82 03/28/18 4:01:52 PM #89: |
Perfect time to post this
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Mufflnz0rz 03/28/18 4:02:44 PM #90: |
ShinobiNinjaX posted...
You just sit at a desk doing nothing? yup making $55k/yr ($40k base though and it's more like $48k since things have been slow this fiscal year) it's awesome --- You haven't set a signature for the message boards yet ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 03/29/18 11:27:34 AM #91: |
tag
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SSJGrimReaper 03/29/18 11:35:06 AM #92: |
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Muffinz0rz 03/30/18 8:21:30 PM #93: |
SSJGrimReaper posted...
nice --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (0-2): https://i.imgur.com/7cjNtgQ.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Resolution 03/30/18 9:00:03 PM #95: |
Vikilla4V posted...
who the hell farts at a urinal Not sure if you're joking or legitimately this obtuse --- "I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJGrimReaper 03/30/18 11:09:53 PM #96: |
Vik is just jealous that he wasn't there to witness TC's butt fumes
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bulletproofvita 03/30/18 11:20:01 PM #97: |
heh. I wonder who your workmate was.
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Muffinz0rz 03/30/18 11:40:01 PM #98: |
SSJGrimReaper posted...
Vik is just jealous that he wasn't there to witness TC's butt fumes futt bumes bulletproofvita posted... heh. I wonder who your workmate was. idk it was one of the weird logistics dudes who only come in like once a week. wasn't one of my direct peers --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (0-2): https://i.imgur.com/7cjNtgQ.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJGrimReaper 03/30/18 11:48:42 PM #99: |
How many people do you think he's told this story to by now
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Muffinz0rz 03/31/18 12:22:58 AM #100: |
SSJGrimReaper posted...
How many people do you think he's told this story to by now he's prob over on PotD talking about it --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (0-2): https://i.imgur.com/7cjNtgQ.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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