Current Events > We can put men on the moon, but we can't make a comfortable bike seat

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OldSnakeLiveon8
03/30/18 9:38:57 PM
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I've tried so many different seats and they all hurt like hell. How the fuck do cyclists do this shit for a living?
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kideatermaximus
03/30/18 9:50:57 PM
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It's all about the shorts.
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ehhwhatever
03/30/18 9:56:28 PM
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There are bikes where your butt is a few inches off the ground and you are lying down.
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eggcorn
03/30/18 10:02:54 PM
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what type of bike?
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Orthopox12
03/30/18 10:03:59 PM
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They are designed to feel like anal with the whole Carolina Panthers.
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OwlRammer
03/30/18 10:04:45 PM
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E32005
03/30/18 10:04:56 PM
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remember that story about the guy got pinched for sniffing girls bike seats?
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RE_expert44
03/30/18 10:05:23 PM
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May I suggest trying the ass pounder 4000?
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sobergermanguy
03/31/18 12:08:07 AM
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I just did a google search and there are bikes that run for thousands of dollars. Cycling without a sore ass is a rich mans hobby now
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Funkdamental
03/31/18 12:27:19 AM
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This is why they didn't let bike manufacturers get involved in the Apollo space program.
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DirkDiggles
03/31/18 12:29:27 AM
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assassinCrash
03/31/18 12:30:43 AM
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@OwlRammer posted...
did you try taking off the seat then riding the bike?


Lmao
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thronedfire2
03/31/18 12:34:23 AM
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E32005 posted...
remember that story about the guy got pinched for sniffing girls bike seats?


vegy?
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ClockworkHare
03/31/18 2:31:34 AM
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You want a comfortable bike seat?

Do squats.

Seat hurts because you either got no ass or too much ass with no muscle.
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