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pinky0926
04/03/18 5:10:44 PM
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I'm going to give my vote to the Nigerian guy in the club toilet who expects a tip because he handed you a paper towel. I'm sorry Godfrey, I know you're just trying to make a living but jesus christ don't look angrily at me because I didn't tip you for use of the basin.
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chill02
04/03/18 5:13:00 PM
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tax collector
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Silver Bearings
04/03/18 5:14:55 PM
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Telemarketer.
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Sphyx
04/04/18 3:27:57 AM
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property manager
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xAzNPimP4LiFex
04/04/18 4:24:13 AM
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Silver Bearings posted...
Telemarketer.


this

hate them with an absolute passion
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AngelicTouch99
04/04/18 4:28:11 AM
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Inb4 some numale enters and says police officer, not realizing that without them their wife would be getting raped by tony soprano
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EternalDivide
04/04/18 4:31:25 AM
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xAzNPimP4LiFex posted...
Silver Bearings posted...
Telemarketer.


this

hate them with an absolute passion

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MorganTJ
04/04/18 4:36:55 AM
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EternalDivide posted...
xAzNPimP4LiFex posted...
Silver Bearings posted...
Telemarketer.


this

hate them with an absolute passion


As someone who was a telemarketer for all of two weeks, I feel pity more than anger, because I know how sad it is to work a job where people equate you to the devil.

Though the ones that don't put you on the "do not call" list and keep calling can go fuck right off.
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DavidWong
04/04/18 4:41:53 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
I'm going to give my vote to the Nigerian guy in the club toilet who expects a tip because he handed you a paper towel. I'm sorry Godfrey, I know you're just trying to make a living but jesus christ don't look angrily at me because I didn't tip you for use of the basin.


Those guys in Thailand are the best. The massage you and crack your back/fingers/ears (literally) and provide you cologne.
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Chicken
04/04/18 4:42:40 AM
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DavidWong posted...
pinky0926 posted...
I'm going to give my vote to the Nigerian guy in the club toilet who expects a tip because he handed you a paper towel. I'm sorry Godfrey, I know you're just trying to make a living but jesus christ don't look angrily at me because I didn't tip you for use of the basin.


Those guys in Thailand are the best. The massage you and crack your back/fingers/ears (literally) and provide you cologne.


While you poop?
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pres_madagascar
04/04/18 4:46:03 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
I'm going to give my vote to the Nigerian guy in the club toilet who expects a tip because he handed you a paper towel. I'm sorry Godfrey, I know you're just trying to make a living but jesus christ don't look angrily at me because I didn't tip you for use of the basin.

I hate those guys, because after I break the seal, in in there pissing every 15 minutes, and I'm not paying him every time.
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EternalDivide
04/04/18 4:58:57 AM
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I have only seen a bathroom attendant once in my life. And of all places and things it was The Fonda Theater in Hollywood in I think 2004 when I saw Jet.
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DrizztLink
04/04/18 5:00:17 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
I'm going to give my vote to the Nigerian guy in the club toilet who expects a tip because he handed you a paper towel. I'm sorry Godfrey, I know you're just trying to make a living but jesus christ don't look angrily at me because I didn't tip you for use of the basin.

The only time I've ever seen one he was actually selling cigarettes and condoms and other useful bar accoutrements.
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Rad_Chad
04/04/18 5:13:41 AM
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Retail. *waits 10 years*
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