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Damn_Underscore
04/05/18 9:30:43 PM
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feels bad man
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EnragedSlith
04/05/18 9:32:07 PM
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Muffinz0rz
04/05/18 9:32:44 PM
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everything coming out of her mouth after that becomes random circus noises
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RoboLaserGandhi
04/05/18 9:34:00 PM
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Boyfriend-dropping, man...

Especially like right after you've been hitting it off really well
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Damn_Underscore
04/05/18 10:34:08 PM
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bump
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Manocheese
04/05/18 10:36:58 PM
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XGPhxfe
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mew4ever
04/05/18 10:37:28 PM
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Half the time they're just trying to make you go away without outright saying so.
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Pepys Monster
04/05/18 10:39:03 PM
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Spoilers: Some girls already have boyfriends.
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Blue_Inigo
04/07/18 2:56:40 AM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
everything coming out of her mouth after that becomes random circus noises

Truth tbh. Happened to me today
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DocileOrangeCup
04/07/18 2:57:37 AM
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bulletproofvita
04/07/18 9:38:32 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Spoilers: Some girls already have boyfriends.

Spoiler tags dude
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deupd_u
04/07/18 9:45:42 AM
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I once met a girl at a bar who sat on my lap and started kissing my face, taking selfies of it. I'm such an idiot, I took this as a sign she liked me. I tried to kiss her and she did the Neo from The Matrix lean back move, and looked incredibly confused. She took a couple more selfies before leaving without another word.

She literally just wanted the photos so people on Instagram would think something happened between us, without having to actually do anything. Girls just want attention without doing any work, most of the time.
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Trumpo
04/07/18 10:26:07 AM
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deupd_u posted...
I once met a girl at a bar who sat on my lap and started kissing my face, taking selfies of it. I'm such an idiot, I took this as a sign she liked me. I tried to kiss her and she did the Neo from The Matrix lean back move, and looked incredibly confused. She took a couple more selfies before leaving without another word.

She literally just wanted the photos so people on Instagram would think something happened between us, without having to actually do anything. Girls just want attention without doing any work, most of the time.

You were harassed bro
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Hairy-man
04/07/18 10:29:11 AM
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You just reply with yeah well, my girlfriends
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
04/07/18 10:31:14 AM
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deupd_u posted...
I once met a girl at a bar who sat on my lap and started kissing my face, taking selfies of it. I'm such an idiot, I took this as a sign she liked me. I tried to kiss her and she did the Neo from The Matrix lean back move, and looked incredibly confused. She took a couple more selfies before leaving without another word.

She literally just wanted the photos so people on Instagram would think something happened between us, without having to actually do anything. Girls just want attention without doing any work, most of the time.

lmfao
imagine being so thankful and desperate you wanted to kiss her instead of feeling grossed out that a random person just fucking put their mouth on you
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JxOxNxIxCxS
04/07/18 10:32:51 AM
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I always read tfw as "That Face When"
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Blo
04/07/18 10:33:07 AM
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You mean like "you're so much better than my boyfriend?"
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REMercsChamp
04/07/18 10:38:03 AM
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deupd_u
04/07/18 10:42:01 AM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
deupd_u posted...
I once met a girl at a bar who sat on my lap and started kissing my face, taking selfies of it. I'm such an idiot, I took this as a sign she liked me. I tried to kiss her and she did the Neo from The Matrix lean back move, and looked incredibly confused. She took a couple more selfies before leaving without another word.

She literally just wanted the photos so people on Instagram would think something happened between us, without having to actually do anything. Girls just want attention without doing any work, most of the time.

lmfao
imagine being so thankful and desperate you wanted to kiss her instead of feeling grossed out that a random person just fucking put their mouth on you

Literally disgusted at the idea of a meeting a girl and being kissed by her.

YOUHAVENOHOPE
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