Current Events > I might be prosecuted for littering..cuz they found a letter of mine near trash

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FluttershyPony
04/07/18 8:02:43 AM
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Basically theres plastic bags just dumped next to a bin...a photo shows there's a royal mail letter with my name on it on top... so apparently that means I am the guy who commited this... like.. wow

100bux now fixed charge or if I dont do it 14 days later I -might- be prosecuted.. maybe.
Dunno how they can even fucking accuse me of this shit because this is such a stupid accusation they cant possibly beat me to it, if they actually had me on camera or something they might stand a chance.

Then again the guvment actually sent me a letter of 150$ in benefits being overpaid, however I never gave it back and they never sent thugs to collect the debt despite their threats.
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Chicken
04/07/18 8:03:57 AM
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Dont do the crime if you cant do the time.
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chollima
04/07/18 8:07:10 AM
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FluttershyPony
04/07/18 8:08:56 AM
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chollima posted...
Did you do it?

can you prove with only a simple picture of a letter cover on top of trash that THIS PERSON is WITHOUT A DOUBT the perpetrator?
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chollima
04/07/18 8:09:39 AM
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FluttershyPony posted...
chollima posted...
Did you do it?

can you prove with only a simple picture of a letter cover on top of trash that THIS PERSON is WITHOUT A DOUBT the perpetrator?


No. But you have worded your original post carefully to avoid stating if you have done it.
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iPhone_7
04/07/18 8:10:01 AM
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FluttershyPony posted...
chollima posted...
Did you do it?

can you prove with only a simple picture of a letter cover on top of trash that THIS PERSON is WITHOUT A DOUBT the perpetrator?

Answer the question
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Cal12
04/07/18 8:11:16 AM
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Just answer the question. We all know you did it so just own up and then pay your fine.
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rexcrk
04/07/18 8:11:40 AM
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I feel like TCs personality goes so well with his username.
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FluttershyPony
04/07/18 8:12:10 AM
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iPhone_7 posted...
FluttershyPony posted...
chollima posted...
Did you do it?

can you prove with only a simple picture of a letter cover on top of trash that THIS PERSON is WITHOUT A DOUBT the perpetrator?

Answer the question

Ive been doing it for 2 years.

But if I act legitimately angry and dumbfounded they can't prove that I did it. you could literally pick a letter anywhere, take a picture of it on top of trash and call it a day.
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chollima
04/07/18 8:13:59 AM
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FluttershyPony posted...
iPhone_7 posted...
FluttershyPony posted...
chollima posted...
Did you do it?

can you prove with only a simple picture of a letter cover on top of trash that THIS PERSON is WITHOUT A DOUBT the perpetrator?

Answer the question

Ive been doing it for 2 years.

But if I act legitimately angry and dumbfounded they can't prove that I did it. you could literally pick a letter anywhere, take a picture of it on top of trash and call it a day.


You should pay the fine and stop littering then. In my opinion.
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Cal12
04/07/18 8:15:48 AM
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FluttershyPony posted...
iPhone_7 posted...
FluttershyPony posted...
chollima posted...
Did you do it?

can you prove with only a simple picture of a letter cover on top of trash that THIS PERSON is WITHOUT A DOUBT the perpetrator?

Answer the question

Ive been doing it for 2 years.

But if I act legitimately angry and dumbfounded they can't prove that I did it. you could literally pick a letter anywhere, take a picture of it on top of trash and call it a day.


They literally have you dead to rights. Just pay the fine before you make it worse. Then stop doing it or at least dont leave personal information with your name and address on it in the trash and keep littering for whatever reason possesses you.
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Chicken
04/07/18 8:17:21 AM
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Forgettable posted...
FluttershyPony posted...
you could literally pick a letter anywhere, take a picture of it on top of trash and call it a day

Who would deliberately do that and why?

Hitler. Because Hitler.
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EndOfDiscOne
04/07/18 8:19:03 AM
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FluttershyPony posted...
Ive been doing it for 2 years.


Pay the damn fine and stop littering
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FluttershyPony
04/07/18 8:22:57 AM
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Forgettable posted...
FluttershyPony posted...
you could literally pick a letter anywhere, take a picture of it on top of trash and call it a day

Who would deliberately do that and why?

Why would the local council (think corrupt governors, but in a -town- setting) want 100$ for literally 5 seconds of time taking a photo?

They're gonna fucking fight for that shit, well take it to court and they can try their hardest to prove that a "mr fluttershy" letter on top of trash/a corpse/weapons of mass destruction means I am 100% without a doubt guilty of being a black market arms dealer.
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Chicken
04/07/18 8:25:00 AM
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Reported for illegal activities.
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FluttershyPony
04/07/18 8:30:10 AM
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Chicken posted...
Reported for illegal activities.

informing people that you reported them also counts as an offense, big brain poster.
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Chicken
04/07/18 8:37:36 AM
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FluttershyPony posted...
Chicken posted...
Reported for illegal activities.

informing people that you reported them also counts as an offense, big brain poster.

Reported for sarcasm.
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frozenshock
04/07/18 8:44:08 AM
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My friend's brother once got a 200$ fine because of something like that.

Basically, over here the garbage trucks collects on thursday mornings. It's illegal to put the garbage out any other day.

My friend's brother went to bed late on wednesday and he didn't want to have to wake up early the next day, so he put the garbage bags outside on wednesday evening instead of thursday morning like the city by-laws says you have to do.

So the cops saw the bags, opened them, saw a letter with his name on it, and gave him a fine.
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EndOfDiscOne
04/07/18 9:07:42 AM
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frozenshock posted...
My friend's brother once got a 200$ fine because of something like that.

Basically, over here the garbage trucks collects on thursday mornings. It's illegal to put the garbage out any other day.

My friend's brother went to bed late on wednesday and he didn't want to have to wake up early the next day, so he put the garbage bags outside on wednesday evening instead of thursday morning like the city by-laws says you have to do.

So the cops saw the bags, opened them, saw a letter with his name on it, and gave him a fine.


Damn. I always set out the night before because recycling comes so early. Hope it's legal where I live!
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Doe
04/07/18 9:31:23 AM
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Chicken
04/07/18 9:36:40 AM
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My mother was killed by one of those six pack can loop thingies and my father was molested by a discarded hamburger bun.
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Coolppl Owns
04/07/18 9:36:56 AM
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fair next
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frozenshock
04/07/18 10:36:58 AM
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EndOfDiscOne posted...

Damn. I always set out the night before because recycling comes so early. Hope it's legal where I live!


Well here every neighborhood has its own by-laws. So it might actually be illegal in one place but legal just a few blocks away. It's fucked up.
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Cal12
04/07/18 10:52:37 AM
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FluttershyPony posted...
Forgettable posted...
FluttershyPony posted...
you could literally pick a letter anywhere, take a picture of it on top of trash and call it a day

Who would deliberately do that and why?

Why would the local council (think corrupt governors, but in a -town- setting) want 100$ for literally 5 seconds of time taking a photo?

They're gonna fucking fight for that shit, well take it to court and they can try their hardest to prove that a "mr fluttershy" letter on top of trash/a corpse/weapons of mass destruction means I am 100% without a doubt guilty of being a black market arms dealer.


Why are you mad at them when you got caught doing it and youre admitting to it to us? Just pay the fine and stop littering.
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Pancake
04/07/18 10:53:13 AM
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fluttershy wouldn't fucking litter, what the fuck is this shit.

i hope they throw the book at you, buttershush. what would your hippie friend say?
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frozenshock
04/07/18 10:53:35 AM
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fenderbender321 posted...
So if I don't like somebody, a good way to get revenge is to write his name and address on a bunch of pieces of paper and then litter them all over town?


Yep
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