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Is better to poop in shower and squish it down through the drain with your toes or poop in your hands and toss it in the toilet?

I toss it over the curtain into the toilet because the corn kernels would clog my shower drain
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this topic won't last
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Waffle stomping is the only answer.
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You forgot the poll. Can't take it seriously now.
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I just love the feel of my own poop between my toes
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well every time i poo i like to rub my prostate a little bit. like it's pretty rare that your sphincter relaxes any other time of the day allowing you to actually get in there.

so if i were to poo in the shower (and i've only done that once at a friends house that had no restroom) i'd probably poo in the shower drain and not throw it in the toilet because it would distract me from taking advantage of my daily prostate massage.

I once gambled on a fart in the shower and lost. I had to stomp it down.
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Water on the massage setting will break it up and wash it down the drain. I had to keep my outside dog in the shower overnight during a bad sudden freeze and washing like this worked fine.
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Chuck it in the trash
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the toilet is right next to the shower so I bend over and shoot the turds out full force into the toilet from inside the shower

You are now tracking this topic.
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If my toilet can barely handle it, it's not going down my shower.
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@FighterStreet posted...

well every time i poo i like to rub my prostate a little bit. like it's pretty rare that your sphincter relaxes any other time of the day allowing you to actually get in there.

Why are your hands down their while you're pooping
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Ive seen accounts get banned over poop in shower jokes. Be careful OP.

I wait until I am done and dried completely to poop.

Have you guys never had to hold in poop for an uncomfortably long time before?
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thrashmetal14 posted...

Ive seen accounts get banned over poop in shower jokes. Be careful OP.

I doubt it
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Just leave it for the next person to deal with. Make it an adventure.
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eggcorn posted...

thrashmetal14 posted...

Ive seen accounts get banned over poop in shower jokes. Be careful OP.

I doubt it

I would tell you its from personal experience but then the mods might ban this account

Nah m8 just stick it up your ass until your done.
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Don't chuck it, it's annoying when you miss.
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Wafflestomping is the only way to go really

ShinigamiSoul posted...

I just love the feel of my own poop between my toes

Is it weird that I actually kind of think it might feel good?

I mean, you know, if I did. Would that be weird?

You know, if my friend did.
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