Board 8 > The world needs to stop with these bad pizza ideas.

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redrocket
04/19/18 7:56:18 PM
#201:


Also, store bought (and most restaurant) potato salad is mediocre at best.
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BowserCuffs
04/19/18 9:05:31 PM
#202:


I apparently make great potato salad.

I don't know for sure because I can't eat it myself, because boiled potatoes (or really, potatoes in any form that isn't like fries, tater tots, or hash browns) make me vomit.
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LeonhartFour
04/19/18 9:27:18 PM
#203:


th3l3fty posted...
potatoes are the worst


this might be the worst post you've ever made

and that's an accomplishment

VintageGin posted...
Mayo is essential for certain things. BLTs really benefit from mayo, for instance.


all three parts of the BLT are not very good
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LeonhartFour
04/19/18 9:37:33 PM
#204:


also I've been hearing "you just haven't had good [insert bad food here]" my whole life

like what an insult to all the people who have ever made me food

it's also never true because I've yet to change my mind by trying a "good" version of that particular food
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HanOfTheNekos
04/19/18 9:42:04 PM
#205:


People always insist I've not tried the right kind of mustard. Like, somehow a good mustard won't taste like mustard.
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redrocket
04/19/18 9:52:27 PM
#206:


LeonhartFour posted...

like what an insult to all the people who have ever made me food


Well if it's deserved, it's deserved, sorry. If it makes you feel better, you could admit to the alternative, that you just have bad taste.
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Arti
04/19/18 9:53:47 PM
#207:


mayo is essential for absolutely nothing

except two platinum trophies on PSN. food-related it is the absolute worst condiment
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LeonhartFour
04/19/18 9:56:34 PM
#208:


redrocket posted...
Well if it's deserved, it's deserved, sorry. If it makes you feel better, you could admit to the alternative, that you just have bad taste.


nah I'll just stick with insisting those foods suck and you're the one with bad taste
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redrocket
04/19/18 9:59:52 PM
#209:


redrocket posted...
Also, bad potato salad is seriously fairly common, so it's not like I'm calling anyone who makes it an imbecile.

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LeonhartFour
04/19/18 10:07:02 PM
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DeepsPraw
04/19/18 10:07:35 PM
#211:


leon are there any foods you like?
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LeonhartFour
04/19/18 10:07:53 PM
#212:


DeepsPraw posted...
leon are there any foods you like?


yeah

good ones
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foolm0r0n
04/19/18 10:22:52 PM
#213:


redrocket posted...
The quality of potato salad varies drastically. Good potato salad is delicious. People who make bad potato salad should be imprisoned for crimes against humanity.

This is true of anything that has mayo (let alone as the main ingredient) and is probably the reason people don't like it in general (me included)
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BowserCuffs
04/20/18 1:28:26 AM
#214:


LeonhartFour posted...
all three parts of the BLT are not very good

Wait.

You hate bacon?
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LeonhartFour
04/20/18 4:05:56 AM
#215:


bacon is not very good

sausage isn't either for that matter

in before "well you've clearly just never had good bacon/sausage"
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Hardcore_Adult
04/20/18 4:51:13 AM
#216:


*continues making list* Jeez, I'm running out of room!
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GuessMyUserName
04/20/18 4:52:06 AM
#217:


leon could use a good sausage
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MysticBrohan
04/20/18 5:50:50 AM
#218:


you bitches couldnt handle my egg salad

also bacon is easily the most overrated food on earth
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Hardcore_Adult
04/20/18 6:56:31 AM
#219:


MysticBrohan posted...
you bitches couldnt handle my egg salad

also bacon is easily the most overrated food on earth


Worst Post Ever Confirmed.
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foolm0r0n
04/20/18 10:59:50 AM
#220:


MysticBrohan posted...
you bitches couldnt handle my egg salad

Whitest thing you ever said, which is saying something
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Gatarix
04/20/18 11:03:51 AM
#221:


Sausage is a mixed bag. Breakfast sausage is kinda bad. The kind of sausage that usually gets put on pizza is meh. But smoked sausage is great. Also the grocery near me has a jalapeno cheddar sausage which is top tier.
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Hardcore_Adult
04/20/18 12:06:30 PM
#222:


You're just buying breakfast SAUSAGE from the wrong place and...

"UR DOIN' IT RAWNG!"
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mnkboy907
04/20/18 1:05:05 PM
#223:


LeonhartFour posted...
in before "well you've clearly just never had good bacon/sausage"

No, it's pretty clear by this point your tongue is just broken.
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BowserCuffs
04/20/18 1:25:56 PM
#224:


Isn't it great how this started off as a "bad pizza" topic and ended up as a "this popular food/ingredient/condiment is wrong" topic?
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Hardcore_Adult
04/20/18 1:36:00 PM
#225:


^ At least we're not wishing Death on each other!
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BowserCuffs
04/20/18 3:45:14 PM
#226:


Hardcore_Adult posted...
^ At least we're not wishing Death on each other!


Not even jokingly, either.
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LeonhartFour
04/20/18 4:22:13 PM
#227:


BowserCuffs posted...
Hardcore_Adult posted...
^ At least we're not wishing Death on each other!


Not even jokingly, either.


I mean I was told to just stop eating food altogether
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BowserCuffs
04/20/18 4:49:12 PM
#228:


LeonhartFour posted...
BowserCuffs posted...
Hardcore_Adult posted...
^ At least we're not wishing Death on each other!


Not even jokingly, either.


I mean I was told to just stop eating food altogether


I must've missed that post.
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VintageGin
04/20/18 7:44:37 PM
#229:


foolm0r0n posted...
VintageGin posted...
Mayo is essential for certain things. BLTs really benefit from mayo, for instance.

This is more an indictment of BLTs than anything else


A properly-made BLT is both delicious and simple to make. Though I have to admit that the "L" in the BLT is easily the weakest link and can be subbed out for spinach with arguably better results. But mayo is non-optional because you need something creamy and acidic to make the sandwich work. Tomatoes are not acidic enough on their own.

As an aside, I think the one thing that really makes a BLT exceptional is frying the bread in bacon grease (sourdough works best in my opinion).
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mnkboy907
04/20/18 8:04:37 PM
#230:


I prefer BLCBs tbqh.
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BowserCuffs
04/20/18 8:09:25 PM
#231:


mnkboy907 posted...
I prefer BLCBs tbqh.

what's a BLCB?
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VintageGin
04/20/18 8:12:54 PM
#232:


BowserCuffs posted...
mnkboy907 posted...
I prefer BLCBs tbqh.

what's a BLCB?


Bacon
Lettuce
Chicken
Botato
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mnkboy907
04/20/18 8:14:21 PM
#233:


It's a cheeseburger. I prefer bacon cheeseburgers.

Though it's important to note the lack of a T.
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HanOfTheNekos
04/20/18 8:15:24 PM
#234:


Bacon lettuce cock buster
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mnkboy907
04/20/18 8:16:49 PM
#235:


noooo
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BowserCuffs
04/20/18 8:24:48 PM
#236:


mnkboy907 posted...
It's a cheeseburger. I prefer bacon cheeseburgers.

Though it's important to note the lack of a T.


Oh!

Actually, I never have tomatoes with my bacon and lettuce sandwiches anyways - they're really hit or miss for me. I only like them as sauce.

Actually, BLCBs are nice, too. Even when they're trashy food, they're *good* trashy food.
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Hardcore_Adult
04/21/18 7:41:34 AM
#237:


Can't beat an XL Bacon Double Whopper when you're jonesing for it.

There's a Bacon King doing the rounds here (8 slices all up in there), too.
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Mitochondriagon
04/23/18 8:13:30 PM
#238:


Not liking potatoes or bacon?

Im mean


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BlAcK TuRtLe
04/23/18 10:40:24 PM
#239:


Here is a list of acceptable pizza toppings. Anything outside of this list, and it is no longer a pizza:

- Pepperoni
- Mushrooms
- Peppers (any kind)
- Sausage
- Other cured meats (prosciutto is a personal favourite)
- Other cheeses (Parmesan for instance)
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Underleveled
04/24/18 5:24:16 PM
#240:


BlAcK TuRtLe posted...
Here is a list of acceptable pizza toppings. Anything outside of this list, and it is no longer a pizza:

- Pepperoni
- Mushrooms
- Peppers (any kind)
- Sausage
- Other cured meats (prosciutto is a personal favourite)
- Other cheeses (Parmesan for instance)

Way too limited.

Bacon
Olives
Spinach
pineapple
Onions
Hamburger
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HanOfTheNekos
04/24/18 6:55:07 PM
#241:


Underleveled posted...
BlAcK TuRtLe posted...
Here is a list of acceptable pizza toppings. Anything outside of this list, and it is no longer a pizza:

- Pepperoni
- Mushrooms
- Peppers (any kind)
- Sausage
- Other cured meats (prosciutto is a personal favourite)
- Other cheeses (Parmesan for instance)

Way too limited.

Bacon
Olives
Spinach
pineapple
Onions
Hamburger


Kimchi
Grapes
Cashews
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