Poll of the Day > Dino Racing Contest

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They are both interns at whatever Dinosaur theme park is hot at the time. They have been working there for a while, but only one can get the job. So, to pick, they are having a race. They must race around the island using a Dinosaur. They must first wrangle the Dinosaur, then they can ride it. There are checkpoints all around the island that they must go through in order. You can switch as many times as needed. And can ride any Dinosaur. You can also use he Dinosaur to attack your opponent, but you can killed or maim them. If your Dinosaur is completely eaten by the other, you mist find a new Dino. If only partially eaten, you can still ride it, but I would advise you to get another. Discuss.

Please let me know if you have any questions or concerns. Thank you.

@TheCyborgNinja
@keyblader1985

Contest #1: Mead in the Puppy-catching Champ (He beat Jen0125)
Contest #2: RCtheWSBC is the Jump Rope Genius (She beat EvilMegas)
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thecyborg ninja would win because he is a cyborg ninja who is mechanical and dexterous, and is therefore easily capable of staying on a dinosaur. keyblader does not have these abilities because he is not a cyborg, and he can't be dexterous because he's a nerd who plays kingdom hearts. cyborgninja would easily knock keyblader off his dinosaur early in the race, securing his spot as the victor
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Wow. We're really addressing the elephant in the room here.
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I actually work with wildlife so...

My god, I hate when I have to deal with larger birds like trumpeter swans and blue herons. They sound harmless enough, but the former can break your arm and the latter will go for your eyes (a dude around here was actually killed by one that way when it pierced his brain - the goggles, they do something!).
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TheCyborgNinja posted...

I actually work with wildlife so...

My god, I hate when I have to deal with larger birds like trumpeter swans and blue herons. They sound harmless enough, but the former can break your arm and the latter will go for your eyes (a dude around here was actually killed by one that way when it pierced his brain - the goggles, they do something!).

So, you do have an advantage...

keyblader1985 posted...

Wow. We're really addressing the elephant in the room here.

Don't worry. You still have your own skills.
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Close battle...
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I actually voted for Cyborg (his pitch makes sense). So if not for that I guess I'd be winning right now.

Also, @TheCyborgNinja do you go to Cheapassgamer? There's a user there with the same name.
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keyblader1985 posted...

I actually voted for Cyborg (his pitch makes sense). So if not for that I guess I'd be winning right now.

Also, @TheCyborgNinja do you go to Cheapassgamer? There's a user there with the same name.

Thanks!!

And no, I don't use this username anywhere else, so outside GameFAQs it's just another MGS fan :)
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