Poll of the Day > Uh, so apparently I'm on a "hit list".

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Philoktetes
04/19/18 4:35:41 PM
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I go to my local chinese food place about 2-3 times a week, I'm pretty good friends with the owner. Yesterday I went in for lunch and the owner was acting really weird and standoffish while usually we're on pretty good terms. I asked him what was wrong and eventually he told me to "leave and never come back". I pushed him a little more while I was waiting for my order because he seemed nervous or guilty and he told me that the Chinese mafia in the area have been putting the squeeze or w/e on local businesses and to intimidate them they left a cake outside the shop overnight. Inside the cake was a scroll with a list of all the store's most frequent customers' full names and addresses, and I was near the top of the list.

I am seriously freaking the fuck out right now and I have no idea what to even do or what my recourse is. I'm a non-violent person and I've never owned any guns but I'm really close to picking up a rifle at Wal-Mart and taking vacation time from work to lay low for a few weeks. Should I go to the police? What could they even do? I'm fucking terrified.
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adjl
04/19/18 4:37:45 PM
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Try a somersault.
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Ferarri619
04/19/18 4:38:50 PM
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I think you need Yakuza on your side.
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LinkPizza
04/19/18 4:39:09 PM
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You did this c/p like a month ago or so already...
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Ferarri619
04/19/18 4:41:01 PM
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Relevant, lol

AGzbSgs
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SunWuKung420
04/19/18 4:41:07 PM
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I don't get TCs need to make this topic.
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KogaSteelfang
04/19/18 4:46:25 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
You did this c/p like a month ago or so already...

Nothing he posts is true. This one must be his favorite, because he keeps circling back to it.
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Mead
04/19/18 4:47:50 PM
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Fake news
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DirtBasedSoap
04/19/18 4:48:02 PM
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Ferarri619 posted...
Relevant, lol

AGzbSgs

lmao thats great
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