Poll of the Day > You become an astronaut

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TheWorstPoster
04/22/18 5:20:03 PM
#1:


You decide to do an untethered spacewalk.

However, you accidentally fart way too hard, and the fart propels you forwards, where you wind up hurtling towards Earth where you would burn up in the atmosphere.

How screwed are you?
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Lokarin
04/22/18 5:23:47 PM
#2:


That's not how physics works, unless the butt was outside the suit at the time
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Kyuubi4269
04/22/18 5:32:19 PM
#3:


Lokarin posted...
That's not how physics works, unless the butt was outside the suit at the time

If it did then we wouldn't worry about fuel in space.
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Scloud posted...
Its like he wants two things at the same time.
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TheWorstPoster
04/22/18 7:20:36 PM
#4:


Lokarin posted...
That's not how physics works, unless the butt was outside the suit at the time


But if your butt was outside, your ass would swell due to pressure. And then you would implode. And everyone would laugh at you.
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