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SageHarpuia 04/24/18 9:05:57 PM #1:	>Spraying your ass with water mixed with particles of the last guy's shit --- "You will pay dearly for your futile resistance!" <cite>SageHarpuia posted [p:900248150] in Bidets are... [t:76549143]...</cite> <quote>>Spraying your ass with water mixed with particles of the last guy's shit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShinigamiSoul 04/24/18 9:06:47 PM #2:	sounds like a good time --- I dont want a sig! <cite>ShinigamiSoul posted [p:900248206] in Bidets are... [t:76549143]...</cite> <quote>sounds like a good time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 04/24/18 9:07:00 PM #3:	It's easier and cheaper just to use a super soaker anyway --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/YzjFA85.jpg http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:900248220] in Bidets are... [t:76549143]...</cite> <quote>It's easier and cheaper just to use a super soaker anyway</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
edededdy 04/24/18 9:07:26 PM #4:	Better than sticking your fingers into your own dirty asshole lmfao when your toilet paper tears --- Voted best user on CE 2017 hahahahah lmfao <cite>edededdy posted [p:900248244] in Bidets are... [t:76549143]...</cite> <quote>Better than sticking your fingers into your own dirty asshole lmfao when your toilet paper tears</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 04/24/18 9:07:40 PM #5:	I can only get so hard ova hurr --- Jake Peralta: World's Grossest Pervert <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:900248251] in Bidets are... [t:76549143]...</cite> <quote>I can only get so hard ova hurr</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShinigamiSoul 04/24/18 9:08:37 PM #6:	edededdy posted... Better than sticking your fingers into your own dirty asshole lmfao when your toilet paper tears Sounds like you either 1) don't know how to wipe or b) need to buy better TP --- I dont want a sig! <cite>ShinigamiSoul posted [p:900248314] in Bidets are... [t:76549143]...</cite> <quote><cite>edededdy posted...</cite> <quote>Better than sticking your fingers into your own dirty asshole lmfao when your toilet paper tears</quote> Sounds like you either 1) don't know how to wipe or b) need to buy better TP</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
edededdy 04/24/18 9:16:23 PM #7:	ShinigamiSoul posted... edededdy posted... Better than sticking your fingers into your own dirty asshole lmfao when your toilet paper tears Sounds like you either 1) don't know how to wipe or b) need to buy better TP ??? ive used bidets all my life lmfao I refuse to use that primitive shit --- Voted best user on CE 2017 hahahahah lmfao <cite>edededdy posted [p:900248706] in Bidets are... [t:76549143]...</cite> <quote><cite>ShinigamiSoul posted...</cite> <quote><cite>edededdy posted...</cite> <quote>Better than sticking your fingers into your own dirty asshole lmfao when your toilet paper tears</quote> Sounds like you either 1) don't know how to wipe or b) need to buy better TP</quote> ??? ive used bidets all my life lmfao I refuse to use that primitive shit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 04/24/18 9:29:55 PM #8:	I've never had the privilege of using one but like... don't you have to go walking around with a wet ass afterwards? Or do you dry yourself/it dries you after? --- 3DS: 3093-7075-8544 <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:900249441] in Bidets are... [t:76549143]...</cite> <quote>I've never had the privilege of using one but like... don't you have to go walking around with a wet ass afterwards? Or do you dry yourself/it dries you after?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 04/24/18 9:30:38 PM #9:	TeaMilk posted... I've never had the privilege of using one but like... don't you have to go walking around with a wet ass afterwards? Or do you dry yourself/it dries you after? Paper. I have one that connects to the tank. First I bidet, then we're wipe, then tp. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:900249489] in Bidets are... [t:76549143]...</cite> <quote><cite>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote>I've never had the privilege of using one but like... don't you have to go walking around with a wet ass afterwards? Or do you dry yourself/it dries you after?</quote> Paper. I have one that connects to the tank. First I bidet, then we're wipe, then tp.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ricemills 04/24/18 9:33:35 PM #11:	water spray gun > bidet and TP. also more fun to use. --- You have the right to remain silent. anything you post will be misquoted, then be used against you. <cite>Ricemills posted [p:900249639] in Bidets are... [t:76549143]...</cite> <quote>water spray gun > bidet and TP. also more fun to use.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 04/24/18 9:35:48 PM #12:	Bidets are the height of culture --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif <cite>Ivynn posted [p:900249783] in Bidets are... [t:76549143]...</cite> <quote>Bidets are the height of culture</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlazeJordan648 04/24/18 9:50:43 PM #13:	-Gavirulax- posted... I love 'em, plenty of ways to avoid that. inb4 human bidet (lol whatever works). <3 You crossed no one's mind when they saw this topic but you just had to bring it up anyway didn't you? <cite>BlazeJordan648 posted [p:900250704] in Bidets are... [t:76549143]...</cite> <quote><cite>-Gavirulax- posted...</cite> <quote>I love 'em, plenty of ways to avoid that. inb4 human bidet (lol whatever works). <3</quote> You crossed no one's mind when they saw this topic but you just had to bring it up anyway didn't you?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ivynn 04/25/18 8:09:10 AM #15:	-Gavirulax- posted... Butt of course. --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif <cite>Ivynn posted [p:900269285] in Bidets are... [t:76549143]...</cite> <quote><cite>-Gavirulax- posted...</cite> <quote>Butt of course.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UncleBourbon33 04/25/18 8:10:27 AM #16:	Is there really any non gross way of cleaning your ass after pooping? --- "Wanting something doesn't make it a human right." https://i.imgur.com/aqrImUY.gif <cite>UncleBourbon33 posted [p:900269326] in Bidets are... [t:76549143]...</cite> <quote>Is there really any non gross way of cleaning your ass after pooping?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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apolloooo 04/25/18 8:14:31 AM #18:	Ivynn posted... Bidets are the height of culture --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:900269437] in Bidets are... [t:76549143]...</cite> <quote><cite>Ivynn posted...</cite> <quote>Bidets are the height of culture</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mal_Fet 04/25/18 8:14:49 AM #19:	SSJ2GrimReaper posted... It's easier and cheaper just to use a super soaker anyway But not nearly as enjoyable. --- Freedom is the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. -George Orwell <cite>Mal_Fet posted [p:900269443] in Bidets are... [t:76549143]...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote>It's easier and cheaper just to use a super soaker anyway</quote> But not nearly as enjoyable.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
l Dudeboy l 04/25/18 8:15:12 AM #20:	I got home from Japan a couple of weeks ago and bidets are better without a doubt. --- You are now breathing manually. Lets put a little lead in the air, and see what falls over. <cite>l Dudeboy l posted [p:900269455] in Bidets are... [t:76549143]...</cite> <quote>I got home from Japan a couple of weeks ago and bidets are better without a doubt.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dyinglegacy 04/25/18 8:17:10 AM #21:	Imagine cleaning your butthole --- I tried to think of something clever to put here. <cite>Dyinglegacy posted [p:900269507] in Bidets are... [t:76549143]...</cite> <quote>Imagine cleaning your butthole</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wackyteen 04/25/18 8:22:15 AM #22:	If you're worried about tiny particles of poop then I hope you don't use a phone or keyboard ever --- The name is wackyteen* for a reason. Never doubt. *No longer teen <cite>wackyteen posted [p:900269657] in Bidets are... [t:76549143]...</cite> <quote>If you're worried about tiny particles of poop then I hope you don't use a phone or keyboard ever</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pikachupwnage 04/25/18 8:25:37 AM #23:	wackyteen posted... If you're worried about tiny particles of poop then I hope you don't use a phone or keyboard ever What a shitty post. --- https://i.imgur.com/cfZmEFd.gif Even In sigs FOE! http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif <cite>pikachupwnage posted [p:900269754] in Bidets are... [t:76549143]...</cite> <quote><cite>wackyteen posted...</cite> <quote>If you're worried about tiny particles of poop then I hope you don't use a phone or keyboard ever</quote> What a shitty post.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
St0rmFury 04/25/18 8:28:11 AM #24:	Pssst, there's poop particles on your toothbrush too. --- "Average Joe" is a trolling term since it's completely an opinion. "Overachieving" is also an opinion. - SBAllen (Hellhole: 52458377) <cite>St0rmFury posted [p:900269839] in Bidets are... [t:76549143]...</cite> <quote>Pssst, there's poop particles on your toothbrush too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
l Dudeboy l 04/25/18 8:34:35 AM #25:	St0rmFury posted... Pssst, there's poop particles on your toothbrush too. Nah, I close the toilet lid before flushing. --- You are now breathing manually. Lets put a little lead in the air, and see what falls over. <cite>l Dudeboy l posted [p:900270019] in Bidets are... [t:76549143]...</cite> <quote><cite>St0rmFury posted...</cite> <quote>Pssst, there's poop particles on your toothbrush too.</quote> Nah, I close the toilet lid before flushing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WesternMedia 04/27/18 6:57:08 AM #26:	Joke topic --- Cherish me <cite>WesternMedia posted [p:900388498] in Bidets are... [t:76549143]...</cite> <quote>Joke topic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MuayThai85 04/27/18 7:02:59 AM #27:	Bum guns are the best. Always blew me away how 3rd world countries have better methods for cleaning your ass than most western 1st world countries. --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? <cite>MuayThai85 posted [p:900388601] in Bidets are... [t:76549143]...</cite> <quote>Bum guns are the best. Always blew me away how 3rd world countries have better methods for cleaning your ass than most western 1st world countries.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WesternMedia 04/29/18 3:23:22 AM #28:	Joke topic --- Cherish me <cite>WesternMedia posted [p:900497960] in Bidets are... [t:76549143]...</cite> <quote>Joke topic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FluttershyPony 04/29/18 3:53:18 AM #29:	SageHarpuia posted... >Spraying your ass with water mixed with particles of the last guy's shit Is your IQ so low that you still exist in the 1500s? bidets are those gentle water spray guns like a showerhead. It'll keep you clean and sanitized along with a wet wipe. Americans literally think touching dogshit with their bare hands and wiping it off with toilet paper counts as "clean" it seems. Then again they wear shoes in their own damn room. <cite>FluttershyPony posted [p:900498571] in Bidets are... [t:76549143]...</cite> <quote><cite>SageHarpuia posted...</cite> <quote>>Spraying your ass with water mixed with particles of the last guy's shit</quote> Is your IQ so low that you still exist in the 1500s? bidets are those gentle water spray guns like a showerhead. It'll keep you clean and sanitized along with a wet wipe. Americans literally think touching dogshit with their bare hands and wiping it off with toilet paper counts as "clean" it seems. Then again they wear shoes in their own damn room.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift 04/29/18 3:54:47 AM #30:	It's too bad you can't just dunk your ass in the water and swish it around a bit. Maybe in the future there will be some way of sterilizing the toilet bowl after every use so you could do that. --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:900498602] in Bidets are... [t:76549143]...</cite> <quote>It's too bad you can't just dunk your ass in the water and swish it around a bit. Maybe in the future there will be some way of sterilizing the toilet bowl after every use so you could do that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iClockwork 04/29/18 3:55:45 AM #31:	edededdy posted... Better than sticking your fingers into your own dirty asshole lmfao when your toilet paper tears Yeah I need to get a bidet soon. About a week ago the paper ripped like you were talking about and I was about a knuckle deep before I realized it >_> <cite>iClockwork posted [p:900498620] in Bidets are... [t:76549143]...</cite> <quote><cite>edededdy posted...</cite> <quote>Better than sticking your fingers into your own dirty asshole lmfao when your toilet paper tears</quote> Yeah I need to get a bidet soon. About a week ago the paper ripped like you were talking about and I was about a knuckle deep before I realized it >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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