Poll of the Day > I can't digest lettuce

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HagenEx
04/27/18 4:45:53 AM
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Everytime I take a shit after having a burger or a sandwich with lettuce, I can see the lettuce floating in the toilet, basically intact except in small bits due to chewing.

Yeah. Also happens sometimes with lentils and cilantro/parsley.
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Red_Frog
04/27/18 4:48:10 AM
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Maybe your stomach is protesting against the awful taste.
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Sethera
04/27/18 4:59:25 AM
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HagenEx posted...
I can see the lettuce floating in the toilet, basically intact except in small bits due to chewing.

Please tell me more.
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SmokeMassTree
04/27/18 5:00:08 AM
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You shouldn't be eating that garbage leaf anyway.
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HagenEx
04/27/18 5:09:51 AM
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Sethera posted...
HagenEx posted...
I can see the lettuce floating in the toilet, basically intact except in small bits due to chewing.

Please tell me more.


Started happening about 2 years ago. Like I said, it also happens with lentils, cilantro, parsley and other green beans/leaves, though not all the time.
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Mead
04/27/18 5:11:19 AM
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@TheWorstPoster
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Sethera
04/27/18 5:12:07 AM
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HagenEx posted...
Sethera posted...
HagenEx posted...
I can see the lettuce floating in the toilet, basically intact except in small bits due to chewing.

Please tell me more.


Started happening about 2 years ago. Like I said, it also happens with lentils, cilantro, parsley and other green beans/leaves, though not all the time.

Any pictures?
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HagenEx
04/27/18 5:14:28 AM
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Sethera posted...
HagenEx posted...
Sethera posted...
HagenEx posted...
I can see the lettuce floating in the toilet, basically intact except in small bits due to chewing.

Please tell me more.


Started happening about 2 years ago. Like I said, it also happens with lentils, cilantro, parsley and other green beans/leaves, though not all the time.

Any pictures?


Unfortunately not. If I do have some lettuce today, I'll take one and update the topic.
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SmokeMassTree
04/27/18 5:17:01 AM
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Don't do that
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Sethera
04/27/18 5:17:05 AM
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You are now tracking this topic

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Mead
04/27/18 5:17:05 AM
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Do not post a picture of your poop.
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HagenEx
04/27/18 5:20:22 AM
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I won't. I will post a picture of small bits of lettuce floating on the toilet.
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ReggieTheReckless
04/27/18 1:22:41 PM
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sounds like you're just eating a lot in the meals following whatever had lettuce in it so you're forcing your bowels to empty before it's been digested because if not you'd have too much food/poop in your system at once

Pretty normal occurance. Let me guess, it happens that you need to poop right after big meal and that's when you notice the lettuce floating?
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