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quinntotheflinn
05/01/18 4:24:12 PM
#1:


Your towel slips in front of him and your cock is exposed.

He looks at it and immediately blushes.

How do you react? :O
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Haddes911
05/01/18 4:25:17 PM
#2:


Shrug
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Perascamin
05/01/18 4:25:37 PM
#3:


I tell him sorry and then hope he doesn't notice my curious erection
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Doe
05/01/18 4:25:44 PM
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Havik
05/01/18 4:30:32 PM
#5:


Why do I have a rooster under my towel?
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Hairy-man
05/01/18 4:31:48 PM
#6:


I have a gay friend who asks to see my dick regularly
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quinntotheflinn
05/01/18 4:32:02 PM
#7:


Havik posted...
Why do I have a rooster under my towel?

Stop playing dumb :P

Perascamin posted...
I tell him sorry and then hope he doesn't notice my curious erection

:O
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quinntotheflinn
05/01/18 4:32:19 PM
#8:


Hairy-man posted...
I have a gay friend who asks to see my dick regularly

Has he seen it yet?
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Hairy-man
05/01/18 4:33:01 PM
#9:


No. But he sees the outline of it in my pants.

I just tell him to fuck off
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Havik
05/01/18 4:33:35 PM
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quinntotheflinn posted...
Havik posted...
Why do I have a rooster under my towel?

Stop playing dumb :P


I wasn't.
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philsov
05/01/18 4:43:32 PM
#11:


Play it cool like I meant to do it.

No clumsy fumbling to get the towel back into place.

Tell him I'm going into the bedroom, wink, and then follow through with the aforementioned plan

And then proceed to mentally pray that this scenario does not occur:

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Orthopox12
05/01/18 4:44:46 PM
#12:


Put it in his butt
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lincoln002
05/01/18 4:51:46 PM
#13:


"don't act like you're not impressed..."
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DeadSite
05/01/18 4:52:19 PM
#14:


Let him gargle it
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joestarrr
05/01/18 5:46:33 PM
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yusiko
05/01/18 5:47:40 PM
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@Hairy-man posted...
No. But he sees the outline of it in my pants.

I just tell him to fuck off


thats not very nice :(
i mean he just wants to see it he didnt ask if he could play with it
a true friend would show him
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Pepys Monster
05/01/18 5:48:53 PM
#17:


"Whoops. Let's pretend that never happened."
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Hairy-man
05/01/18 6:42:57 PM
#18:


yusiko posted...
@Hairy-man posted...
No. But he sees the outline of it in my pants.

I just tell him to fuck off


thats not very nice :(
i mean he just wants to see it he didnt ask if he could play with it
a true friend would show him


I tell all my friends to fuck off

And you know what they say to me?

Fuck you!

Its all good
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TheCyborgNinja
05/01/18 6:44:46 PM
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Not care? If he's my friend there's going to be a mutual respect. He's not going to come onto me and I'm not going to care if he thinks wieners are sweet.
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