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Ic3Bullet
05/02/18 2:05:28 PM
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Shes a 9/10 on her worst days (most turbovirgins on CE would say shes a 5).

Youve been sending her flirty messages on Instagram, and she is totally receptive to them.

But she and her BF are PERFECT for each other. Youre definitely better-looking than he is, but theyre both in the music business, whereas youve owned a guitar for 5 years that has done fuck all but collect dust during that time.

You might be destroying a perfect relationship so you can bang a girl who you have nothing in common with a few times. BUT SHE IS FUCKING DROP DEAD GORGEOUS!!! Would you proceed?
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MACisBack
05/02/18 2:06:53 PM
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wut
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weekoldhotdog
05/02/18 2:07:14 PM
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turn off your pc and go outside
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Dat_Cracka_Jax
05/02/18 2:07:40 PM
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randyrandleman
05/02/18 2:08:45 PM
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If they're perfect she wouldn't be talking so
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DesuDeku
05/02/18 2:08:53 PM
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No
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ChewedMint
05/02/18 2:09:36 PM
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DesuDeku posted...
No
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catboy0_0
05/02/18 2:10:06 PM
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not worth the social backlash and how shitty I'll feel about myself
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R_Jackal
05/02/18 2:10:45 PM
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If one of em is looking to cheat they'll still do it later. Might as well do it.
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Turtlebread
05/02/18 2:11:29 PM
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yes but only if she's on the pill and you don't have to use a condom

otherwise no, that's such a dick move and you should be ashamed of yourself for even entertaining the idea
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catboy0_0
05/02/18 2:12:56 PM
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Turtlebread posted...
yes but only if she's on the pill and you don't have to use a condom

otherwise no, that's such a dick move and you should be ashamed of yourself for even entertaining the idea

but you just did... in your post nonetheless
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R_Jackal
05/02/18 2:13:42 PM
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Turtlebread posted...
yes but only if she's on the pill and you don't have to use a condom

otherwise no, that's such a dick move and you should be ashamed of yourself for even entertaining the idea

Shit she better be on the pool and still strap up for the guy.

Cheating pregnancies ain't worth any kinda risk.
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Solar_Crimson
05/02/18 2:16:48 PM
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DesuDeku posted...
No

catboy0_0 posted...
not worth the social backlash and how shitty I'll feel about myself

randyrandleman posted...
If they're perfect she wouldn't be talking so

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Turtlebread
05/02/18 2:18:11 PM
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catboy0_0 posted...
Turtlebread posted...
yes but only if she's on the pill and you don't have to use a condom

otherwise no, that's such a dick move and you should be ashamed of yourself for even entertaining the idea

but you just did... in your post nonetheless


what a twist
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Ic3Bullet
05/02/18 2:22:37 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
DesuDeku posted...
No

catboy0_0 posted...
not worth the social backlash and how shitty I'll feel about myself

randyrandleman posted...
If they're perfect she wouldn't be talking so

So which side are you on?
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Turbam
05/02/18 2:29:36 PM
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Nope, goes against muh creed
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Solar_Crimson
05/02/18 2:35:47 PM
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Ic3Bullet posted...
Solar_Crimson posted...
DesuDeku posted...
No

catboy0_0 posted...
not worth the social backlash and how shitty I'll feel about myself

randyrandleman posted...
If they're perfect she wouldn't be talking so

So which side are you on?

I wouldn't do it.
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